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hmm by Anonymous Coward · 2001-09-19 13:42 · Score: -1, Troll · on Hacker Tinkering With Yahoo Stories

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Re:Your "lameness filter" comes back to haunt you! by Anonymous Coward · 2001-08-25 12:12 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Giant Asteroid Breaks 200 Year Old Record

I love you /. :)
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Re:Your "lameness filter" comes back to haunt you! by Anonymous Coward · 2001-08-25 12:12 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Giant Asteroid Breaks 200 Year Old Record

I love you /. :)
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Re:Anything that's as buggy as Banjo deserves this by Anonymous Coward · 2001-08-24 22:36 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Budget Satellite

Heh, you're not the only one who can pull this off: (from nf)

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