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They did find water on Mars.

Hello kitty AR-15!

unhappy workers? iPhone factory girl proves you wrong. That's a 1000watt smile that can't lie. http://www.2dayblog.com/images/2008/august/iphone_factory_girl_1.jpg

A Roomba powered by dog hair might be hard, but it would be easy to make one powered by dog(s). In more than one way... Think Slug^H^H^H^HDogBot for the scary version (which *really* gets rid of the dog hair problem) or Cynosphere for a less terminal variety.

You know I think improving programming languages is the wrong way to go. What we really need is a robot at the side of every programmer.

progbabysit

To kill off dumb programmers. Divide by zero ? *poof*. One error dialog "No error" followed by a resetting machine and it aims for the gonads.

And obviously for the microsoft offices we need this one :

we've killed all gays, I mean we don't have any and we have no microsofties in iran either

I say let natural selection improve programmers !

Oh and I require the exclusive use of this robot :

babysit

For uhm ... motivation.

... The only thing more pathetic than a PC user is a PC user trying to be a Mac user. We have a name for you people: switcheurs. ...

We have a name for Mac users: poseurs.

... and we'll leave beige to you ...

:-) red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet :-)

But seriously, if you think the colour of a computer makes it better, then that says it all.

Psshaww... Sony's laptops have much more effective kill switches than this.