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This will help terrorism? Does Osama have a MySpace profile??

On that (off) note, what ever happened to William Hung? Guess he ran his 15 minutes into the ground, huh?

Literally, that would seem to be the case:

http://www.brokennewz.com/displaystory.asp_Q_story id_E_1027hungdeath

Yes, because that never happens with other manufacturers.

So you got unlucky with Apple. The guy in the story got unlucky with Dell.

The difference is...?

especially as they occasionally hold the government to task on all their spin.

And when there is no spin to hold them to account for they just make shit up.

(cartman voice)
GOD DAMNNED HIPPIES!
(/cartman voice)

Allah forbid anyone has to protect what is rightfully theirs.

Evil or not... Get BIG enough and someone is going to try and sue you. Look at poor Wendys finger.

perhaps Hildago will destroy the lifeforms on that asteroid causing them to wish they had some system of preventing impacts

The Martians have started to think that, too.

Actually, The French Army to Market "Ultimate Surrender" Video Game

The First Level of the game is called "Survival School," and the players have to help Lucky Pierre survive 24 hours without red wine or creme brule. The Second Level is "Capitulation," and the goal here is to see which player can have Lucky Pierre surrender the fastest without firing a shot or getting his uniform dirty.

> why doesn't EuroDisney have fireworks? because every time they launch them the French try to surrender! (rim-shot)

One good bout of French-basing deserves another two (or three, or four...)

Going to war without the French is like a hunter going into the woods without his accordian.

Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees? So Germans can march in the shade.

Some more jabs at the froggies:

http://www.brokennewz.com/worldnews/surrender.asp

http://www.vodkapundit.com/archives/003373.php#003 373

http://www.nationalreview.com/goldberg/goldberg041 699.html