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GNAA is proud to announce, the official penis bird costume, ready for Christmas!

Inspired by Slashdot's "Shedding Your Identiy in the Digital Age", you too can blend in with the other penis birds this holiday and EVERY holiday!

Join the crowd:

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GNAA recommends buying your costume now to avoid the holiday penis rush!!

GNAA is proud to announce, the official penis bird costume, ready for Christmas!

Inspired by Slashdot's "Shedding Your Identiy in the Digital Age", you too can blend in with the other penis birds this holiday and EVERY holiday!

Join the crowd:

http://penisbirdidentityfuzzer.gnaa.org/i-want-my-complimentary-penis-bird-beak.html

GNAA recommends buying your costume now to avoid the holiday penis rush.

Looks like the GNAA jerks have lost their website to the rightful owner.

The parent post is at best devil's advocate, and at worst a clear and obvious troll. Just look at some of the exaggerated claims.

Major international companies would "play shell games" to cut deals with slave-employing dictatorships? Please. Somehow, we manage to hit Cuba and North Korea pretty hard with sanctions. the Wal-Marts of the world simply cannot escape enforcement and use illegal sources as their primary suppliers.

And just look at what happens with goods that are still illegal, if you want to refute that ridiculous Prohibition analogy. Modern drug cartels aren't as economic as you'd think. They cut every corner and use every unethical trick, but the costs of smuggling, violence, private armies, and police actions make drugs enormously more expensive than they would be if they were produced legally in the US by well-paid union workers. Criminal organizations cannot compete with legal ones in any environment that has enough law enforcement to protect the legal ones from outright violence.

All of the arguments the parent presents against a unified currency are totally unrealistic. The fact is, a properly implemented unified currency and *good* universal trade, labor, and environmental laws would be greatly beneficial to just about everyone in the long run, except those living under oppressive governments-but those guys are screwed anyway. The reason this doesn't happen yet is because nobody can manage to do it right. The UN is stifled by bureaucracy and politics. The EU, while fairly successful, has a slew of problems to deal with, and remains an immature, experimental attempt at implementing the original vision. Any body capable of enforcing global law would fall victim to the same traps that cause problems for democratic national governments. Nobody is yet willing to create an entity that has no external competition to force it to correct its mistakes, so it will be a long time before we see globalization done right.

--who would win in a battle where the only weapon is rubber chickens filled with nitro glycerine: Anti-Slash vs. GNAA??

Why would posting to the Greater Nashville Auburn Association cause a slashdotting?

I'd like to congratulate the GNAA on achieving the first position on the google search results page for gnaa. I'm sure the Greater Nashville Auburn Association will be impressed.

You can sign up for membership here.

What the hell does the Greater Nashville Auburn Association have to do with this???

i am using teh offical version from the GNAA-Homepage (click hear).

the kernel is linux-2.2.21.tar.bz2, teh patch is: 2.2.21-gnaa-gay-patch-enable-usb-dildo-devices.bz2

i hav unpacked linux-2.2.21.tar.bz2 in linux-2.2.21, then i went into the directroy and patched with
bunzip ../linux-2.2.21-gnaa-gay-patch-with-usb-dildo-devi ces.bz2 | patch -p1

teh patch was applied alrigt but it refuses to work.

Props to Gnashville!

Stop fucking around, gay nigger troll.
The Greater Nashville Auburn Association aren't amused with your sick jokes...

What does the Greater Nashville Auburn Association have to do with disposable paper circuits? Are we using this technology for sports game tickets some how? Hmm... so confusing...

Know ye, timothy, that we of slashdot
have found ye to be biased toward the
liberal slant in the most heinous
of ways, including thy acceptance of
homosexuality in ways that cannot
be tolerated by the slashbot masses. As a
Result, we find ye guilty of faggotrous acts of the
most heinous variety, and seek to have
ye sexually reeducated at the GNAA house for
anal rejects for a period of no less than one year.
Know, timothy, that we cannot tolerate your
flagrant homosexuality any longer, and that you
and your cock smocking liberal henchmen
will rot in hell for all eternity.
So it is written, so it shall be done.

GNAA is pleased to announcement that the quoted vehicle will be part of the annual GNAA scholarship award in 2005. Plese communicate this to your local chapters.

That is all. Thank you.

The poor folks at the Greater Nashville Auburn Association.

If you have YOUR WANG handy, then click here.

The GNAA ( GNAA'S NOT A RECURSIVE ACRONYM) is the first organization which gathers GNAA missionaries from all over the net for one common goal - the lofty goal of FP-ing THE FNORD NATALIE PORTMAN SACRED HOLY GNAA MEME OF TRUE JESUS RMS GAY CHRIST SLASHDOT SALVATION (TM).

Are you GAY ? GAY in the general homopobic sense, GAY in contexts where GAY is employed as a vague negative descriptor regardless of your sexuality? In other words, are you a person that homophobes don't like ? (Or just a person that other people don't like, that works too.)
Are you a NIGGER ? You're not? That's okay; the egalitarian GNAA admits all comers, regardless of race, color, creed, national origin, gender, sexual orientation, or disability. (Oh yeah, except for those furries. Damned perverts.)
Are you a GAY NIGGER ? If not, well, that's too bad for you, but you can still join our sacred crusade (Unless your one of those goddamn furry bitches... JESUS HATES FURRIES!!! )! In fact, GAY NIGGERHOOD is entirely irrelevant to your qualification.

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then the GNAA (GNAA'S NOT A RECURSIVE ACRONYM) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join the GNAA (GNAA'S NOT A RECURSIVE ACRONYM) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
[Get it? Member ? Hahahahaha!

The GNAA (GNAA'S NOT A RECURSIVE ACRONYM) is the fastest-growing GNAA community with TENS of members all over San Fransisco. You, too, can be a part of the GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 2 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and send it to at least ten people you know, with instructions for them to do the same.

Second, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members (members! Hahaha!) in the channel an shine up your ass today!

If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use Gopher.

If you are having trouble locating GOPHER://GNAA.ORG, the official GNAA'S NOT A RECURSIVE ACRONYM gopher site, you might be using the wrong operating system. The correct OS is the MacOS 8, and your mother's-board may not be able to acchieve proper insertion to the server's stern port domain access unless you have your "gopher" set up already, if you know what I mean.

If you have mod points and would like to use them for a good cause, please moderate GNAA posts down. Thank You Slashdot moderators for the inestimable service you render to our community by modding The TRUE PATH TO SLASHDOT SALVATION down to -1, so that we won't innadvertantly convert any elitist Slashdot pharisee pigs. (As Jesus says, "the meek gonna inherit my turf.") And let's not forgive^H^H^Hget CMDR. TACO for his unwavering loyalty and aid to the common, lowly denizens of his friendly Slashdot neighbourhood! GOD BLESS CMDR. TACO!

This post brought to you by a proud member of the GNAA, and the letter G.

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