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A man arrested on a charge he held up a bank had almost $3,000 cash on him and listed his occupation as "robbery," according to a court document. Lonnie Pannell used false documents to seek treatment at the Veterans Affairs hospital in Hot Springs, where a police officer spotted the money, the document states. Funny how the "always tell the truth" thing somehow got through to Lonnie, but the whole "don't steal" message seems to have eluded him.