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Abian presented the theory that time and mass are equivalent on sci.math and other scientific newsgroups. Basically, he thought that mass is consumed in creating time. Here is a summary of how he came up with this. (No real experimental data -- just a few necessary assumptions mathematically manipulated to make a coherent theory.) He extended his theories further to get the idea that:
1) We should make massive changes to the earth to make it a better place
2) We should bring Venus into a near-earth orbit so we can try out these changes on it first
3) Some of the changes we should make are getting rid of the moon and un-tilting the earth

He also had some non-crackpot mathematical writings on set theory.

For reasons known only to him, James "Kibo" Parry has collected some of Abian's postings, and his own responses to them.

Actually, I think the "randomtext" part is already happening. Coca-Cola used http://www.iydkydg.com/ for its "Coke Card" promotion this summer. What the hell is an "iydkydg" supposed to be? (I checked -- "iydkydg" isn't in Merriam-Webster.)

Of course, all loyal kibologists know that Kibo's HappyNet will include all newsgroup names from "*.aaaaa.aaaaa.aaaaa.aaaaa to *.zzzzz.zzzzz.zzzzz.zzzzz". We should probably just put Kibo in charge of the Web while we're at it. He makes more sense than any of Al Gore's plans.

I mean, we already have a patron saint of the internet, his name is kibo.

* Part of the campus crusade for Cthulhu (Why settle for a lesser evil?)

* A SubGenius (ETERNAL SALVATION or Triple Your Money Back!)

* A kibolgist (because Kibo is different in exactly the same way as you!)