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Re:Draw you Own Conclusions by alexburke · 2002-12-20 14:51 · Score: 2 · on Is the New Microsoft Office Really Open?

Likewise, from corporate and personal perspectives, the Love Calculator is [right on the money|pretty accurate|crazy|WTF?].

Re:Draw you Own Conclusions by alexburke · 2002-12-20 14:51 · Score: 2 · on Is the New Microsoft Office Really Open?

Likewise, from corporate and personal perspectives, the Love Calculator is [right on the money|pretty accurate|crazy|WTF?].

Re:Draw you Own Conclusions by mkweise · 2002-12-20 04:52 · Score: 1 · on Is the New Microsoft Office Really Open?

Nope, that can't be it because: William Jefferson Clinton III loves Al Gore 17 %

Do you know what it actually does? When I first saw it, I thought it probably used google searches to see how frequently both strings are used in each other's vicinity with (a) "good" verbs and (b) "bad" verbs inbetween, the report a/(a+b) as a percentage. I guess it's really just a lame function based on the sums of the ASCII values of each string, modulo some arbitrary number.

Well, at least there are some things it gets right:
Cartman loves Cheesy Poofs 91 %
Al Gore loves the internet 94 %

Re:Draw you Own Conclusions by mkweise · 2002-12-20 04:52 · Score: 1 · on Is the New Microsoft Office Really Open?

Nope, that can't be it because: William Jefferson Clinton III loves Al Gore 17 %

Do you know what it actually does? When I first saw it, I thought it probably used google searches to see how frequently both strings are used in each other's vicinity with (a) "good" verbs and (b) "bad" verbs inbetween, the report a/(a+b) as a percentage. I guess it's really just a lame function based on the sums of the ASCII values of each string, modulo some arbitrary number.

Well, at least there are some things it gets right:
Cartman loves Cheesy Poofs 91 %
Al Gore loves the internet 94 %

Re:Draw you Own Conclusions by mkweise · 2002-12-20 04:52 · Score: 1 · on Is the New Microsoft Office Really Open?

Nope, that can't be it because: William Jefferson Clinton III loves Al Gore 17 %

Do you know what it actually does? When I first saw it, I thought it probably used google searches to see how frequently both strings are used in each other's vicinity with (a) "good" verbs and (b) "bad" verbs inbetween, the report a/(a+b) as a percentage. I guess it's really just a lame function based on the sums of the ASCII values of each string, modulo some arbitrary number.

Well, at least there are some things it gets right:
Cartman loves Cheesy Poofs 91 %
Al Gore loves the internet 94 %

Re:Draw you Own Conclusions by Anonymous Coward · 2002-12-20 01:29 · Score: 0 · on Is the New Microsoft Office Really Open?

Rob Malda and http://goatse.cx 86%, shocking, while
http://slashdot.org and http://goatse.cx is only 31 %

Re:Draw you Own Conclusions by Anonymous Coward · 2002-12-20 01:29 · Score: 0 · on Is the New Microsoft Office Really Open?

Rob Malda and http://goatse.cx 86%, shocking, while
http://slashdot.org and http://goatse.cx is only 31 %

Re:Draw you Own Conclusions by sharkey · 2002-12-20 01:10 · Score: 2 · on Is the New Microsoft Office Really Open?

Bill Gates Loves Janet Reno 92%, giving them a good chance of having a good relationship.

On the other hand, Bill Gates Loves Spuds Mackenzie 63%. Maybe Bill is a closet necrophile who's obsessed with small dogs?

Re:Draw you Own Conclusions by sharkey · 2002-12-20 01:10 · Score: 2 · on Is the New Microsoft Office Really Open?

Bill Gates Loves Janet Reno 92%, giving them a good chance of having a good relationship.

On the other hand, Bill Gates Loves Spuds Mackenzie 63%. Maybe Bill is a closet necrophile who's obsessed with small dogs?

Re:Draw you Own Conclusions by rjch · 2002-12-19 20:23 · Score: 1 · on Is the New Microsoft Office Really Open?

The human race is assured

Don't be so sure... We could be heading for serious trouble...

Re:Draw you Own Conclusions by Alien54 · 2002-12-19 17:23 · Score: 2 · on Is the New Microsoft Office Really Open?

I'm not gonna comment on the 84% Love Calculator gave "Richard Stallman loves Microsoft".

What you want is Richard Stallman loves Steve Ballmer 26%

Re:Draw you Own Conclusions by mkweise · 2002-12-19 16:52 · Score: 1 · on Is the New Microsoft Office Really Open?

After running a few queries (results below,) my conclusion is that the "Love Calculator" suffers from some bad rounding or something. It acutally manages to produce less accurate results than a random number generator.

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between IBM and Microsoft has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other.

The chance of a relationship working out between Slashdot and Beowulf Clusters is not very big

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Windows and a rabid monkey has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc. (76%)

Also, for some reason the following query bugs out completely:
http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Micro soft+Office&name2=a+retarded+sewer+rat

Re:Draw you Own Conclusions by Anonymous Coward · 2002-12-19 13:52 · Score: -1, Flamebait · on Is the New Microsoft Office Really Open?

Faggot Hippies loves Linux 55% Hmmm...This lovecalculator really does work!

Re:Draw you Own Conclusions by dalamcd · 2002-12-19 12:49 · Score: 1 · on Is the New Microsoft Office Really Open?

Silly, it works on names.

The human race is assured.

dalamcd

Re:Draw you Own Conclusions by Anonymous Coward · 2002-12-19 11:00 · Score: 0 · on Is the New Microsoft Office Really Open?

you almost forgot...

bill gates loves linux