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It was a story about this article, apparently still running live on the ABC News website. It talks about "internet rumors" (complete with a helpful link to a Google search) about people being paid to protest, and then it contains several helpful quotes from a guy who says he answered a Craiglist ad (screenshot in the article). Some of the quotes are pretty funny:

It was mostly women in their 60’s at the interview that I went to. Plus, all the people that I communicated with had an AOL email address. No one still has an AOL email address except people that would vote for Hillary Clinton.

I like this one too:

“I knew those weren’t real protesters, they were too organized and smart,” said 59-year-old Tom Downey, a Trump supporter who attended the rally in Fountain Hills. “I knew there was something up when they started shouting all these facts and nonsense like that. The best we could do was just yell and punch em’ and stuff.”

Remember, this is ABC News, trying to pass this off as fact. The problem is the guy they "interviewed" is Paul Horner (like they say), except he isn't a paid protester, he's a satire author who puts a character with his own name in all of his stories (see here). And also they didn't actually interview him, they just read his satire piece and pulled all of the quotes from that.

I'm not saying anything about that Zulema woman or what her role is. It looks like the campaign paid her to be a campaign manager, and it looks like they used some shady tactics (full disclosure: Hillary Clinton is a cunt). I don't know if they specifically paid her to block Shea Blvd here in town, or if she did that on her own, or whatever, I'm just talking generally about people running with fake stories. Here's a post on his fake CNN site about other stories of his reported as fact.

Here are a couple examples. See if you can spot the trends.

Firefighter Jailed & Suspended By Atheist Mayor For Praying At Scene of Fire
Sounds plausible, right? I'm outraged! Christianity is under attack! I need to share this on Facebook immediately! Here's a quote:

According to DeQuincy city attorney Paul Horner, Jones made four previous attempts to address the issue personally with Edwards, but Edwards became more defiant with each meeting.

94-Year-Old Grandma Kills 'Knockout Game' Thug
The poor woman! She got attacked! If she didn't have her gun, those black youths probably would have killed her! Here's a quote:

St. Louis Police Detective Paul Horner told CNN the ‘Knockout Game’ is extremely dangerous and needs to stop before more people get killed. "How many more of our young African American youths will have to die before it clicks in their tiny little brains not to do this stupid sh*t anymore?"

Obama Signs Executive Order Which Bans The Sale Of Assault Weapons
What?! Just read that article about that poor 94 year old woman, we need more guns! This is an outrage! People have to hear about this! Here's a quote:

Washington political analyst, 37-year-old Paul Horner, who has been at The Coronado Healthcare Center since early last month after getting into a severe accident in Rocky Point, told ABC News what led up to this assault gun ban on both sides of the party.

Obama To Honor Muslim Brotherhood Leader With Statue On White House Lawn
That goddamn Kenyan needs to go back to Kenya! All of my relatives need to hear about this! Here's a quote:

White House spokesman Paul Horner ended the press conference by giving details to reporters about the controversial statue.

“The statue of Azhar Azeez will be displayed on the East side of the White House lawn,” Horner said. “The marble statue will stand approximately 21 feet tall, weigh a little more than a 100 tons and is currently being built by world famous artist Tom Downey from England. The statue is expected to be completed in the next 6 months with a grand unveiling celebration for all to see. This is a great day for Muslims all over the world.”

Donald Trump Introduces New Muslim/Refugee Badges
It's about goddamn time! Let's make it great again! Here's a quote:

“The German government’s policy of forcing Jews to wear identifying badges was but one of many psychological tactics aimed at isolating and dehumanizing the Jews of Europe, directly marking them as being different and inferior to everyone else,” Paul Horner of the Holocaust Center said.

Mom Calls 911 On Masturbating Teenage Son; Boy Arrested, Charged With New ‘Self-Rape’ Alabama State Law
Share to everyone! Here's a quote:

An Alabama boy is behind bars tonight after his mother called 9-1-1 when she found her son in his room, watching pornography and masturbating. Montgomery Police were quick to respond, arresting 15-year-old Paul Horner, who attends Jefferson Davis High School.

That goddamn Paul Horner gets around, doesn't he?

Anyway, the guy who runs that site, Paul Horner, appreciates all of the page views and ad clicks on his articles baiting right-w

Here are a couple examples. See if you can spot the trends.

Firefighter Jailed & Suspended By Atheist Mayor For Praying At Scene of Fire
Sounds plausible, right? I'm outraged! Christianity is under attack! I need to share this on Facebook immediately! Here's a quote:

According to DeQuincy city attorney Paul Horner, Jones made four previous attempts to address the issue personally with Edwards, but Edwards became more defiant with each meeting.

94-Year-Old Grandma Kills 'Knockout Game' Thug
The poor woman! She got attacked! If she didn't have her gun, those black youths probably would have killed her! Here's a quote:

St. Louis Police Detective Paul Horner told CNN the ‘Knockout Game’ is extremely dangerous and needs to stop before more people get killed. "How many more of our young African American youths will have to die before it clicks in their tiny little brains not to do this stupid sh*t anymore?"

Obama Signs Executive Order Which Bans The Sale Of Assault Weapons
What?! Just read that article about that poor 94 year old woman, we need more guns! This is an outrage! People have to hear about this! Here's a quote:

Washington political analyst, 37-year-old Paul Horner, who has been at The Coronado Healthcare Center since early last month after getting into a severe accident in Rocky Point, told ABC News what led up to this assault gun ban on both sides of the party.

Obama To Honor Muslim Brotherhood Leader With Statue On White House Lawn
That goddamn Kenyan needs to go back to Kenya! All of my relatives need to hear about this! Here's a quote:

White House spokesman Paul Horner ended the press conference by giving details to reporters about the controversial statue.

“The statue of Azhar Azeez will be displayed on the East side of the White House lawn,” Horner said. “The marble statue will stand approximately 21 feet tall, weigh a little more than a 100 tons and is currently being built by world famous artist Tom Downey from England. The statue is expected to be completed in the next 6 months with a grand unveiling celebration for all to see. This is a great day for Muslims all over the world.”

Donald Trump Introduces New Muslim/Refugee Badges
It's about goddamn time! Let's make it great again! Here's a quote:

“The German government’s policy of forcing Jews to wear identifying badges was but one of many psychological tactics aimed at isolating and dehumanizing the Jews of Europe, directly marking them as being different and inferior to everyone else,” Paul Horner of the Holocaust Center said.

Mom Calls 911 On Masturbating Teenage Son; Boy Arrested, Charged With New ‘Self-Rape’ Alabama State Law
Share to everyone! Here's a quote:

An Alabama boy is behind bars tonight after his mother called 9-1-1 when she found her son in his room, watching pornography and masturbating. Montgomery Police were quick to respond, arresting 15-year-old Paul Horner, who attends Jefferson Davis High School.

That goddamn Paul Horner gets around, doesn't he?

Anyway, the guy who runs that site, Paul Horner, appreciates all of the page views and ad clicks on his articles baiting right-w

Here are a couple examples. See if you can spot the trends.

Firefighter Jailed & Suspended By Atheist Mayor For Praying At Scene of Fire
Sounds plausible, right? I'm outraged! Christianity is under attack! I need to share this on Facebook immediately! Here's a quote:

According to DeQuincy city attorney Paul Horner, Jones made four previous attempts to address the issue personally with Edwards, but Edwards became more defiant with each meeting.

94-Year-Old Grandma Kills 'Knockout Game' Thug
The poor woman! She got attacked! If she didn't have her gun, those black youths probably would have killed her! Here's a quote:

St. Louis Police Detective Paul Horner told CNN the ‘Knockout Game’ is extremely dangerous and needs to stop before more people get killed. "How many more of our young African American youths will have to die before it clicks in their tiny little brains not to do this stupid sh*t anymore?"

Obama Signs Executive Order Which Bans The Sale Of Assault Weapons
What?! Just read that article about that poor 94 year old woman, we need more guns! This is an outrage! People have to hear about this! Here's a quote:

Washington political analyst, 37-year-old Paul Horner, who has been at The Coronado Healthcare Center since early last month after getting into a severe accident in Rocky Point, told ABC News what led up to this assault gun ban on both sides of the party.

Obama To Honor Muslim Brotherhood Leader With Statue On White House Lawn
That goddamn Kenyan needs to go back to Kenya! All of my relatives need to hear about this! Here's a quote:

White House spokesman Paul Horner ended the press conference by giving details to reporters about the controversial statue.

“The statue of Azhar Azeez will be displayed on the East side of the White House lawn,” Horner said. “The marble statue will stand approximately 21 feet tall, weigh a little more than a 100 tons and is currently being built by world famous artist Tom Downey from England. The statue is expected to be completed in the next 6 months with a grand unveiling celebration for all to see. This is a great day for Muslims all over the world.”

Donald Trump Introduces New Muslim/Refugee Badges
It's about goddamn time! Let's make it great again! Here's a quote:

“The German government’s policy of forcing Jews to wear identifying badges was but one of many psychological tactics aimed at isolating and dehumanizing the Jews of Europe, directly marking them as being different and inferior to everyone else,” Paul Horner of the Holocaust Center said.

Mom Calls 911 On Masturbating Teenage Son; Boy Arrested, Charged With New ‘Self-Rape’ Alabama State Law
Share to everyone! Here's a quote:

An Alabama boy is behind bars tonight after his mother called 9-1-1 when she found her son in his room, watching pornography and masturbating. Montgomery Police were quick to respond, arresting 15-year-old Paul Horner, who attends Jefferson Davis High School.

That goddamn Paul Horner gets around, doesn't he?

Anyway, the guy who runs that site, Paul Horner, appreciates all of the page views and ad clicks on his articles baiting right-w

Here are a couple examples. See if you can spot the trends.

Firefighter Jailed & Suspended By Atheist Mayor For Praying At Scene of Fire
Sounds plausible, right? I'm outraged! Christianity is under attack! I need to share this on Facebook immediately! Here's a quote:

According to DeQuincy city attorney Paul Horner, Jones made four previous attempts to address the issue personally with Edwards, but Edwards became more defiant with each meeting.

94-Year-Old Grandma Kills 'Knockout Game' Thug
The poor woman! She got attacked! If she didn't have her gun, those black youths probably would have killed her! Here's a quote:

St. Louis Police Detective Paul Horner told CNN the ‘Knockout Game’ is extremely dangerous and needs to stop before more people get killed. "How many more of our young African American youths will have to die before it clicks in their tiny little brains not to do this stupid sh*t anymore?"

Obama Signs Executive Order Which Bans The Sale Of Assault Weapons
What?! Just read that article about that poor 94 year old woman, we need more guns! This is an outrage! People have to hear about this! Here's a quote:

Washington political analyst, 37-year-old Paul Horner, who has been at The Coronado Healthcare Center since early last month after getting into a severe accident in Rocky Point, told ABC News what led up to this assault gun ban on both sides of the party.

Obama To Honor Muslim Brotherhood Leader With Statue On White House Lawn
That goddamn Kenyan needs to go back to Kenya! All of my relatives need to hear about this! Here's a quote:

White House spokesman Paul Horner ended the press conference by giving details to reporters about the controversial statue.

“The statue of Azhar Azeez will be displayed on the East side of the White House lawn,” Horner said. “The marble statue will stand approximately 21 feet tall, weigh a little more than a 100 tons and is currently being built by world famous artist Tom Downey from England. The statue is expected to be completed in the next 6 months with a grand unveiling celebration for all to see. This is a great day for Muslims all over the world.”

Donald Trump Introduces New Muslim/Refugee Badges
It's about goddamn time! Let's make it great again! Here's a quote:

“The German government’s policy of forcing Jews to wear identifying badges was but one of many psychological tactics aimed at isolating and dehumanizing the Jews of Europe, directly marking them as being different and inferior to everyone else,” Paul Horner of the Holocaust Center said.

Mom Calls 911 On Masturbating Teenage Son; Boy Arrested, Charged With New ‘Self-Rape’ Alabama State Law
Share to everyone! Here's a quote:

An Alabama boy is behind bars tonight after his mother called 9-1-1 when she found her son in his room, watching pornography and masturbating. Montgomery Police were quick to respond, arresting 15-year-old Paul Horner, who attends Jefferson Davis High School.

That goddamn Paul Horner gets around, doesn't he?

Anyway, the guy who runs that site, Paul Horner, appreciates all of the page views and ad clicks on his articles baiting right-w

Here are a couple examples. See if you can spot the trends.

Firefighter Jailed & Suspended By Atheist Mayor For Praying At Scene of Fire
Sounds plausible, right? I'm outraged! Christianity is under attack! I need to share this on Facebook immediately! Here's a quote:

According to DeQuincy city attorney Paul Horner, Jones made four previous attempts to address the issue personally with Edwards, but Edwards became more defiant with each meeting.

94-Year-Old Grandma Kills 'Knockout Game' Thug
The poor woman! She got attacked! If she didn't have her gun, those black youths probably would have killed her! Here's a quote:

St. Louis Police Detective Paul Horner told CNN the ‘Knockout Game’ is extremely dangerous and needs to stop before more people get killed. "How many more of our young African American youths will have to die before it clicks in their tiny little brains not to do this stupid sh*t anymore?"

Obama Signs Executive Order Which Bans The Sale Of Assault Weapons
What?! Just read that article about that poor 94 year old woman, we need more guns! This is an outrage! People have to hear about this! Here's a quote:

Washington political analyst, 37-year-old Paul Horner, who has been at The Coronado Healthcare Center since early last month after getting into a severe accident in Rocky Point, told ABC News what led up to this assault gun ban on both sides of the party.

Obama To Honor Muslim Brotherhood Leader With Statue On White House Lawn
That goddamn Kenyan needs to go back to Kenya! All of my relatives need to hear about this! Here's a quote:

White House spokesman Paul Horner ended the press conference by giving details to reporters about the controversial statue.

“The statue of Azhar Azeez will be displayed on the East side of the White House lawn,” Horner said. “The marble statue will stand approximately 21 feet tall, weigh a little more than a 100 tons and is currently being built by world famous artist Tom Downey from England. The statue is expected to be completed in the next 6 months with a grand unveiling celebration for all to see. This is a great day for Muslims all over the world.”

Donald Trump Introduces New Muslim/Refugee Badges
It's about goddamn time! Let's make it great again! Here's a quote:

“The German government’s policy of forcing Jews to wear identifying badges was but one of many psychological tactics aimed at isolating and dehumanizing the Jews of Europe, directly marking them as being different and inferior to everyone else,” Paul Horner of the Holocaust Center said.

Mom Calls 911 On Masturbating Teenage Son; Boy Arrested, Charged With New ‘Self-Rape’ Alabama State Law
Share to everyone! Here's a quote:

An Alabama boy is behind bars tonight after his mother called 9-1-1 when she found her son in his room, watching pornography and masturbating. Montgomery Police were quick to respond, arresting 15-year-old Paul Horner, who attends Jefferson Davis High School.

That goddamn Paul Horner gets around, doesn't he?

Anyway, the guy who runs that site, Paul Horner, appreciates all of the page views and ad clicks on his articles baiting right-w

Here are a couple examples. See if you can spot the trends.

Firefighter Jailed & Suspended By Atheist Mayor For Praying At Scene of Fire
Sounds plausible, right? I'm outraged! Christianity is under attack! I need to share this on Facebook immediately! Here's a quote:

According to DeQuincy city attorney Paul Horner, Jones made four previous attempts to address the issue personally with Edwards, but Edwards became more defiant with each meeting.

94-Year-Old Grandma Kills 'Knockout Game' Thug
The poor woman! She got attacked! If she didn't have her gun, those black youths probably would have killed her! Here's a quote:

St. Louis Police Detective Paul Horner told CNN the ‘Knockout Game’ is extremely dangerous and needs to stop before more people get killed. "How many more of our young African American youths will have to die before it clicks in their tiny little brains not to do this stupid sh*t anymore?"

Obama Signs Executive Order Which Bans The Sale Of Assault Weapons
What?! Just read that article about that poor 94 year old woman, we need more guns! This is an outrage! People have to hear about this! Here's a quote:

Washington political analyst, 37-year-old Paul Horner, who has been at The Coronado Healthcare Center since early last month after getting into a severe accident in Rocky Point, told ABC News what led up to this assault gun ban on both sides of the party.

Obama To Honor Muslim Brotherhood Leader With Statue On White House Lawn
That goddamn Kenyan needs to go back to Kenya! All of my relatives need to hear about this! Here's a quote:

White House spokesman Paul Horner ended the press conference by giving details to reporters about the controversial statue.

“The statue of Azhar Azeez will be displayed on the East side of the White House lawn,” Horner said. “The marble statue will stand approximately 21 feet tall, weigh a little more than a 100 tons and is currently being built by world famous artist Tom Downey from England. The statue is expected to be completed in the next 6 months with a grand unveiling celebration for all to see. This is a great day for Muslims all over the world.”

Donald Trump Introduces New Muslim/Refugee Badges
It's about goddamn time! Let's make it great again! Here's a quote:

“The German government’s policy of forcing Jews to wear identifying badges was but one of many psychological tactics aimed at isolating and dehumanizing the Jews of Europe, directly marking them as being different and inferior to everyone else,” Paul Horner of the Holocaust Center said.

Mom Calls 911 On Masturbating Teenage Son; Boy Arrested, Charged With New ‘Self-Rape’ Alabama State Law
Share to everyone! Here's a quote:

An Alabama boy is behind bars tonight after his mother called 9-1-1 when she found her son in his room, watching pornography and masturbating. Montgomery Police were quick to respond, arresting 15-year-old Paul Horner, who attends Jefferson Davis High School.

That goddamn Paul Horner gets around, doesn't he?

Anyway, the guy who runs that site, Paul Horner, appreciates all of the page views and ad clicks on his articles baiting right-w