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  1. Re:Or you could just breed your dog by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1 · on Get the Family Dog Cloned

    I have no idea why humans breed these days, at least here in the US. You're right! Your dad should have shot you down your mom's throat. http://openhuman.org/kermodebear

    Facts

    # I hate my job.
    # I am a zoophile.
    # I am male.
    # I have given blowjobs to over twenty dogs.
    # I want to kiss a bear on the nose before I die.
    # I think I have schizophrenia.
    # My girlfriend left me to join the Air Force.
    # I've had sex with a mare. I liked it.
    # I think there are too many humans in the world.
    # I used to cut my arms. I asked god for help and it never happened again.
    # I got through college by being lazy. My GPA was 2.51. I'm not proud of it.
    # I'm afraid to fall in love again.
    # I don't want to father human children.
    # I would rather father bear cubs.
    # I was on Paxil for a while, for depression, anxiety, and paranoia.
    # I was raped by my grandfather when I was two years old. My mom let it happen.
    # I slept through high school. I got out with a 3.54GPA. That made me lazy.
    # My favorite book: Jeremy Thatcher, Dragon Hatcher.
    # I wanted to be a veterinarian.
    # I've had a one night stand.
    # I want to live in Alaska.
    # I saw a dog get shot in the head. I had hallucinations and [mares|nightmares">community.php?s=nightmares|nightmares] for days.
    # I have a mate in Missouri. He idolizes me.
    # I don't know if he's the right person. I'm scared to tell him.
    # I wish I was a bear, not a human. Humans are disgusting and vile.
    # I had a dream where Bear adopted me as a son. I believe in that more than anything.
    # I'm bisexual.
    # I am interested in trying peyote in a controlled environment.
    # I forgive easily.
  2. Gawd, is that boy cute! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on OpenSourcing Yourself, Are You Ready?
    Too bad he is heterosexual :-(

    But what's that X and Y business? A closet case?

  3. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on OpenSourcing Yourself, Are You Ready?

    http://openhuman.org/bollocks

  4. Full of pranksters by Joebert · · Score: 1 · on OpenSourcing Yourself, Are You Ready?

    Looks like the fun started without me.
    http://openhuman.org/ben_d_meova

  5. This is "more open" how? by mincognito · · Score: 5, Insightful · on OpenSourcing Yourself, Are You Ready?

    Um, could someone explain how the OpenHuman concept "takes it one step further"? The founder's own page seems less open than most myspace pages.

    It seems fairly obvious that being "entirely open" is a really, really stupid idea. It has been known at least since the 6th Century BCE that your personal information (history, status, intentions, beliefs, etc.) can and will be used against you by others seeking power and your subjugation. To suceed in a world of conflict and competition at times requires deception: insuring that others cannot pin you down, that if they seek to manipulate you their efforts are based on misinformation. Are you going to include on your resume a link to a page that contains naked pictures of yourself, that cataglogs your personal problems and issues, and that details your secret fantasies? Sometimes it's best to just shut the hell up. If you really need to divulge everything about yourself, for therapeutic reasons or whatever, why not do it anonymously? Unless, of course, attaching this information to your real name is to your advantage somehow.

    Clearly the "open" information provided by the site's founder has been prudently selected. To frame its presentation by saying "oh, i'm being 100% open -- this is the real me" is actually quite clever. A page like his might help him make contacts, show off his computer skills, get girls, etc. But it would be of no use to him if he included information about his sexual dysfunction, his absolute hatred for his family and pictures of his hairy ass.

  6. "I was having fun to suck batteries . . ." by greenreaper · · Score: 1 · on OpenSourcing Yourself, Are You Ready?

    I liked this bit from the founder's own page: "I was having fun to suck batteries while I was a child! Then I've learned that it's very dangerous and can cause brain damages! I regret that!"

  7. Forgot Your Password? See a Doctor! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on OpenSourcing Yourself, Are You Ready?

    Very funny: Forgot your password? See a doctor!

    This is the future of customer support!

  8. Re:Reality check by mattpointblank · · Score: 2, Funny · on OpenSourcing Yourself, Are You Ready?

    Oh man, some further reading reveals the reasoning for my last point.

    "# I can't do without Microsoft Frontpage. I know that the next MS Office won't include Frontpage anymore. And this site was planned in Frontpage."

    From the Site's Admin's Page.