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Not sure if the figures are better, but the following might be interesting to you: http://mentock.home.mindspring.com/autorisk.htm

Original link: http://www.teemings.com/issue07/safety.html. But the site seems to be gone now.

So we have Earth, Water, Wind and Fire???? What is the fifth

The fifth element is Heart, but it apparently only allows you to talk to animals. That kid Ma-ti got gypped when they handed out the rings, huh?

I personally can't wait to see Tolkien's world totally trashed by hordes of power-leveling script kiddies, talking about pwning the Balrog and camping Orthanc.

I found this somewhat amusing, speaking of MMORPG + LOTR.

Funnier than this similar parody, at least.

Another one ....

(There's another one out there which is funnier, but I can't find it. My leet Google skills have failed me....)

I wonder if they will have the 1959 animated short Donald Duck in Mathemagic Land?

Here's mine

Before you decide you need one of these, you must read The Horror of Blimps. It seems that not all blimps are as innocent as they're like you to think...

-Mark

The Horror of Blimps "I always knew this was going to happen. I always knew that skepticism and science were mere psychological decorations and vanities. Deep in our alligator brains we all know that the world is just chock full of evil and monsters and sinister forces aligned against us, and it is only a matter of time until they show up. Evolution know this, too. It knows what to do when the silent terror comes at you from out of the dark."

(seen on JWZ's LiveJournal)

I'm afraid I'd have to decline to use any sort of blimp delivery system. Sorry.

Explosions are not a danger but beware The Horror of Blimps