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michael
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TaxSlave writes "The Washington Post has a story about a black hole-like object with strange characteristics, only 1600 light years away. Found by an amateur." Hey! That's only 15137600000000000 km away! Practically next door.
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Danger to the Earth?
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If we start getting sucked into the black hole, I wonder how many people will suggest that we blow it up with a few nukes.
Coincidence?
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1600 light years, 1600 Pennsylvania Avanue..
And Bill Clinton has a "black hole" (Just ask Monica Lewinsky about her oral-anal contact!)
Moderate this up to score:5 insiteful (or interesting, if you prefer). Otherwise, I will fucking smash you
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MODERATE THIS UP!!!!
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Some of my favorite memories are, after one-night standing a slut, and she's sleeping, to take a nice big shit in her bedroom, kitchen sink, etc., and wiping my ass on her pillow, clothes, curtains or whatnot. That way, she won't forget you, like she does with all the other jocks she rides!
I likes monkeys
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De pet sto'e wuz sellin' dem fo' five cents some piece. What it is, Mama! ah' dought dat odd since dey wuz no'mally some codownle dousand. ah' decided not t'look some gift ho'se in de moud. ah' bought 200. ah' likes monkeys.
ah' took mah' 200 monkeys crib. ah' gots' some big-ass car. Ah be baaad... ah' let one roll. 'Sup, dudes dojigger wuz Sigmund. He wuz retarded. In fact, none uh dem wuz really bright. Dey kept punchin' demselves in deir genitals. I laughed. Den dey punched mah' genitals. ah' stopped laughin'.
ah' herded dem into mah' room. 'S coo', bro. Dey dun didn't adapt real sheeit t'deir new environment. Dey would screech, hurl demselves off uh de couch at high speeds and slam into de wall. Aldough humo'ous at fust, de spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its dird hour. Ah be baaad...
Two hours lata' I found out why all de monkeys wuz so in'spensive, dig dis: dey all died. No apparent reason. 'S coo', bro. Dey all just so'ta' dropped wasted. Kinda' likes when ya' steal some goldfish and it dies five hours later. Ah be baaad... Damn cheap monkeys.
ah' duzn't know whut t'do. Dere wuz 200 wasted monkeys lyin' all ova' my room,on de bed, in de dresser, hangin' fum mah' scribblin'case. What it is, Mama! It looked likes ah' had 200 drow rugs.
ah' tried t'flush one waaay down de toilet. It dun didn't wo'k. It gots stuck. Den ah' had one wasted, wet monkey and 199 wasted, dry monkeys.
ah' tried pretendin' dat dey wuz plum stuffed animals. Dat wo'ked fo' some while, dat be until dey began t'decompose. What it is, Mama! It started t'smell real bad-ass.
ah' had t'pee but dere wuz some wasted monkey in de toilet and I dun didn't wanna call de plumber. Ah be baaad... ah' wuz embarrassed.
ah' tried t'slow waaay down de decomposishun by freezin' dem. 'S coo', bro. Unfo'tunately, dere wuz only enough room fo' two monkeys at a time so's I had t'change dem every 30 seconds. ah' also had t'eat all de food in de freeza' so it dun didn't all go bad-ass.
ah' tried burnin' dem. 'S coo', bro. Little dun did ah' know mah' bed wuz flammable. What it is, Mama! I had t'extin'uish de fire. What it is, Mama!
Den ah' had one wasted, wet monkey in mah' toilet, two wasted, frozen monkeys in mah' freezer, and 197 wasted, charred monkeys in some pile on mah' bed. De odo' wuzn't improvin'. ah' became agitated at mah' inability t'dispose uh my monkeys and t'use da damn badroom.
'S coo', bro. ah' severely whup' one uh my monkeys. ah' felt better. Ah be baaad...
ah' tried drowin' dem away but da damn garbage dude said dat da damn city wuz not allowed t'dispose uh charred primates. ah' told him dat ah' had some wet one. What it is, Mama! He couldn't snatch dat one eider. Ah be baaad... ah' dun didn't boda' ax'in' about da damn frozen ones.
ah' finally arrived at some solushun. ah' gave dem out as Christmas gifts. My homeys dun didn't know quite whut t'say. Slap mah fro! Dey pretended dat dey likesd dem but ah' could tell dey wuz lyin'. Ingrates. So, ah' punched dem in de genitals.
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If we start getting sucked into the black hole, I wonder how many people will suggest that we blow it up with a few nukes.
And Bill Clinton has a "black hole" (Just ask Monica Lewinsky about her oral-anal contact!)
Moderate this up to score:5 insiteful (or interesting, if you prefer). Otherwise, I will fucking smash you
Thanks.
Some of my favorite memories are, after one-night standing a slut, and she's sleeping, to take a nice big shit in her bedroom, kitchen sink, etc., and wiping my ass on her pillow, clothes, curtains or whatnot. That way, she won't forget you, like she does with all the other jocks she rides!
ah' took mah' 200 monkeys crib. ah' gots' some big-ass car. Ah be baaad... ah' let one roll. 'Sup, dudes dojigger wuz Sigmund. He wuz retarded. In fact, none uh dem wuz really bright. Dey kept punchin' demselves in deir genitals. I laughed. Den dey punched mah' genitals. ah' stopped laughin'.
ah' herded dem into mah' room. 'S coo', bro. Dey dun didn't adapt real sheeit t'deir new environment. Dey would screech, hurl demselves off uh de couch at high speeds and slam into de wall. Aldough humo'ous at fust, de spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its dird hour. Ah be baaad...
Two hours lata' I found out why all de monkeys wuz so in'spensive, dig dis: dey all died. No apparent reason. 'S coo', bro. Dey all just so'ta' dropped wasted. Kinda' likes when ya' steal some goldfish and it dies five hours later. Ah be baaad... Damn cheap monkeys.
ah' duzn't know whut t'do. Dere wuz 200 wasted monkeys lyin' all ova' my room,on de bed, in de dresser, hangin' fum mah' scribblin'case. What it is, Mama! It looked likes ah' had 200 drow rugs.
ah' tried t'flush one waaay down de toilet. It dun didn't wo'k. It gots stuck. Den ah' had one wasted, wet monkey and 199 wasted, dry monkeys.
ah' tried pretendin' dat dey wuz plum stuffed animals. Dat wo'ked fo' some while, dat be until dey began t'decompose. What it is, Mama! It started t'smell real bad-ass.
ah' had t'pee but dere wuz some wasted monkey in de toilet and I dun didn't wanna call de plumber. Ah be baaad... ah' wuz embarrassed.
ah' tried t'slow waaay down de decomposishun by freezin' dem. 'S coo', bro. Unfo'tunately, dere wuz only enough room fo' two monkeys at a time so's I had t'change dem every 30 seconds. ah' also had t'eat all de food in de freeza' so it dun didn't all go bad-ass.
ah' tried burnin' dem. 'S coo', bro. Little dun did ah' know mah' bed wuz flammable. What it is, Mama! I had t'extin'uish de fire. What it is, Mama!
Den ah' had one wasted, wet monkey in mah' toilet, two wasted, frozen monkeys in mah' freezer, and 197 wasted, charred monkeys in some pile on mah' bed. De odo' wuzn't improvin'. ah' became agitated at mah' inability t'dispose uh my monkeys and t'use da damn badroom.
'S coo', bro. ah' severely whup' one uh my monkeys. ah' felt better. Ah be baaad...
ah' tried drowin' dem away but da damn garbage dude said dat da damn city wuz not allowed t'dispose uh charred primates. ah' told him dat ah' had some wet one. What it is, Mama! He couldn't snatch dat one eider. Ah be baaad... ah' dun didn't boda' ax'in' about da damn frozen ones.
ah' finally arrived at some solushun. ah' gave dem out as Christmas gifts. My homeys dun didn't know quite whut t'say. Slap mah fro! Dey pretended dat dey likesd dem but ah' could tell dey wuz lyin'. Ingrates. So, ah' punched dem in de genitals.
ah' likes monkeys