Campus Internet Restriction Bill Fails
Garg writes "The Tucson Citizen has a story that the bill to restrict University of Arizona students' access to the Internet has died. " Looks like most of the lawmakers weren't as clueless as we thought.
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32 voted against, 20 for. Apparently 40% are just that bad.
--Josh Rosenberg (Colbey)
I hope you will join me and my wife Tipper in voting for me in the upcoming primaries and general election. Here are some reasons you should do so:
I invented the internet
I support your socialist agenda. The 1996 Clinton/Gore re-election committee was the only re-election committee to actively seek illegal campaign donations from Communist China, and I am the only candidate who believes in Open Sourcin our nuclear secrets
I personally was responsible for increasing your phone bill via the illegal and unconstitutional "Gore Tax"
Being raised in a Washington DC hotel and having been educated exclusively at private schools, I can personally relate to you Slash-dot readers.
I experimented with Marijuana while a youth.
Even if you can't vote for me because you live in another country, I urge you to consider making an illegal campaign donation to me anyway.
Thank you, and if elected, I promise to do everything in my power to limit your free speech online "for the children."
Thanks,
Albert Gore, Junior.