Canadarm Kinesthesia
McSpew writes: "Astronauts on the International Space Station accidentally banged the space station's $600 million robot arm into the side of the station. No damage was done, but engineers still haven't figured out just what's wrong with the arm."
...I knew we shouldn't have let that guy Strangelove design the arm!
The arm collided with a stationary space station coming the other way.
If an object is stationary, then striking it is not a "collision" it is an "allision". I think that space _stations_ are, by definition, stationary 8-).