NuTeV result disagrees with Standard Model
Trevor Johnson writes "New Scientist reports that physicists from the NuTev collaboration at Fermilab have announced a result
on their Web page.
Bombarding iron nuclei with high-energy neutrinos, they found
a 99.75% chance that neutrinos interact slightly differently from the way the Standard Model
(the reigning theory which describes the strong, electromagnetic, and weak forces, but not gravity)
says they should. Even though the discrepancy is small, it is likely to be significant.
There is no theory to explain the difference, but it could indicate a hitherto unknown force.
NuTev has submitted a "Physical Review Letter" paper. There is a press release from Fermilab and a plain English version."
it's a biggie.
Crazy. I'm still years away from understanding, but this sounds interesting. What's weird is that the measurements were from 1996 and 1997 and took a year to process. So why did it take so long to release the data?
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Are we slashdot readers all so focused on being geeks that nobody knows anything about the standard model worth posting? Really now. Where I come from, we learn about high-energy neutrinos in junior high. btw, First Post!
"Inflammable means flammable? What a strange country!" -Dr. Nick, The Simpsons
To explain the discrepancy between their very precise findings and their expectations, NuTeV experimenters wonder if their neutrinos have felt a new force previously unobserved in nature, or if there is some hitherto undiscovered particle influencing neutrino interactions.
It seems like there a whole bunch of weird shi^H^Htuff going on with Neutrinos. The Sudbury experiment this summer is starting to show non-zero neutrino mass, which I understood meant that oscillation between states was going to not happer - or be severely limited.
Now this experiment seems to show that not only is oscillation possibly happening but at a slightly greater rate than we expect.
Admittedly these are completely different effects - and on the surface aren't related but...
I agree with the quote above - my "spidey sense" is making me think that something really interesting is going on with Neutrinos, and perhaps the elementary particle types should start really focusing on getting some better data...
You know - there are going to be a number of vacant deep mine shafts coming vacant in Afgahnistan soon...
In illa quae ultra sunt
not non-zero != oscillation as I think you said.
It's actually precisely the opposite. The modern way to understand this is in terms of quantum fields. The energy density of space depends on the values of these fields. In order for one neutrino to oscillate into another, the expression for this energy density must include a term which contains the anti-neutrino field of one flavor of neutrino and the neutrino field of another flavor (neutrinos come in three types, called flavors). This allows a neutrino of one flavor to be annihilated at the same time as another is created.
Now mass for a particular neutrino flavor comes mainly from a term containing the neutrino and anti-neutrino fields of the same flavor, but also those terms that mix it with other flavors. To be more precise, the measured masses of neutrinos are the eigenvalues of the matrix made up of these terms which multiply anti-neutrino and neutrino fields.
The only matrix with all eigenvalues zero is the zero matrix. Thus, if all neutrinos are massless, there is no mixing. The inverse is not necessarily true.