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Giant Telescopes Of The Future

mindpixel writes: "Mindjack just published my article about the the future of very large telescopes, such as the VLT and the OWL which I talked about in my /. interview. In addition, I talk about a future space-based telescope that would use the Sun's gravity to 'image large surface features,' of extrasolar planets, which telescpes like the VLT can just detect, 'such as oceans, continents or ice caps, or even the impact of civilization on such features.'"

136 comments

  1. Borrrrrrrrring!!!!1! by The+Turd+Report · · Score: -1

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    1. Re:Borrrrrrrrring!!!!1! by PhuCknuT · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The solar foci telescope idea sounds really cool, but it's got a big limitation. It can only see in 1 direction. With a 450au orbit, its orbital period is around 9500 years. That means it will only move 0.037 degrees through it's orbit every year. And assuming it won't be carrying the fuel to make huge orbital adjustments, it will only be able to view along the plane of it's orbit. We would have to have a good dense area of sky to view before launching something like that. :)

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  2. 2nd? by The+Turd+Report · · Score: -1

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    1. Re:2nd? by Big_Ass_Spork · · Score: -1

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    2. Re:2nd? by The+Turd+Report · · Score: -1

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    3. Re:2nd? by The+WIPO+Troll · · Score: -1

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    4. Re:2nd? by The+Turd+Report · · Score: -1

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    5. Re:2nd? by The+WIPO+Troll · · Score: -1

      Nothing to it, everyone else was asleep at the time, or something was wrong with Slashdot and only I could see the updates. I just kept poasting and poasting. A whole 12 minutes passed without any other poasts. I think God in his infinite pinkness was smiling on this trool that day.

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    6. Re:2nd? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  3. fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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  4. Where by Genghis+Troll · · Score: -1

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  5. Suck my sister's tits! by The+WIPO+Troll · · Score: -1
    THE OFFICIAL TACO-SNOTTING FAQ By J. Wipo Troll, Esq., $Revision: 1.16 $
    [This article attempts to document a vile, ungodly practice that runs rampant through the homosexual geek and hacker community, a practice known as Taco-snotting, or simply snotting. Taco-snotting is something that few geeks dare talk about in free or open conversation, but it is nonetheless a widely-practiced and dangerous form of homosexuality. If you or anyone you know has ever engaged in Taco-snotting, please get professional help before it is too late. ed.]

    Why do I keep receiving emails from an individual calling himself CmdrTaco?

    You have been receiving unsolicited mailings from a certain Robert CmdrTaco Malda, owner of the popular technology website slashdot.org. Actually, its not a very popular site in the common sense of the word; the site is rife with pimply, antisocial geeks and hackers, zit-faced nerds, communists, dirty GNU hippies, and other societal rejects and outcasts. Its also home to one of the worlds largest suspected pædophile rings, the infamous Slashdot crew.
    Whenever Mr. Malda gets bored (and who wouldnt, running a site like Slashdot all day), he roams through the user database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy engaging in homosexual activities with him. How he determines this is anyones guess; but if you have a homosexual-sounding nickname, or a nick with a letter of the English alphabet in it, youre a potential candidate.
    This time, he found you. Lucky you.

    Mr. Malda seems to be speaking in some sort of code. Do you know what it means?

    CmdrTacos code language is relatively easy to decipher. This pervert prefers to speak in thinly-veiled sexual innuendo (yes, thats right: he wants you) to evade the watchful eye of Slashdots parent corporation, VA Software. Mr. Maldas Commander is, of course, his penis: a small, withered little thing that lives in his pants and only comes out in the presence of other male geeks or at the beck and call of Maldas own lubed-up right hand. His Taco bells are the shriveled testicles that droop beneath his Commander, and his Taco sauce is his thin, runny semen. It should be more than obvious to you now what he means if he asked you to ring his Taco bells or taste his gourmet Taco sauce.
    I would also guess CmdrTaco asked you to engage in a practice known as Taco-snotting and, if he was in a particularly depraved mood at the time, a circle-snot.

    Good Lord. And, yes, he did. What is Taco-snotting?

    Taco-snotting is the term used by Robert Malda to refer to the depraved act of fellating another man (homo- or heterosexual; CmdrTaco is rumoured to prefer raping unwilling victims), then blowing the semen out his nose and back onto the face and body of his victim. Naturally, a long, bubbly stream of milky-white semen is left on CmdrTacos face, dribbling out of his nose and down his cheek: hence the term, Taco-snotting.
    And if thats not bad enough
    A circle-snot is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk, another practice common among the Slashdot crew. CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and snot each other with their gooey, sticky cum spooging their jizz-snot all over each others faces and pasty, white bodies, until theyre covered head to toe with their own and each others man juice. This vile, ungodly ritual can go on for hours. For the homosexual penetration that follows this lengthy foreplay, Roblowme is usually there to provide plenty of anal lubricant; he owns a limousine service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease ready to go.
    To complete this perverted orgy, fellow faggots Michael, Timothy, and Jamie will usually join in, dressed in tight leather mock-S.S. uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves. The homosexual shenanigans that follow are nearly beyond description. The whole group begins to snot each others spunk and whip each others pudgy asses with riding crops and chains until their pale, white geek bodies are exhausted and soaked in stinking sweat from the hours of passionate, homosexual revelry.

    Ewwwwww. So, can I stop receiving these emails?

    Hopefully, but I wouldnt count on it.
    To begin with, you most likely forgot to uncheck the Willing to Snot checkbox in your account preferences. CmdrTaco has probably already got the hots for your wad (do you have a homosexual-sounding nick?), and hes probably already been lurking outside your bathroom window for weeks with a camera, some tissues and lube, just waiting to pounce and declare you his new bitch. Theres no escaping a geek in heat (trust me), so its probably too late for you, but you can possibly rectify this situation. To remove yourself from CmdrTacos sights, log into your Slashdot account, go to your user page, click on Messages, and uncheck the box next to Willing to Snot. Maybe hell ignore you. Probably not.

    I cant stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?

    If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, restraining orders, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object capable of warding off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. Trust me, when they charge oh, the humanity. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot all over you, you will most likely end up tied up in his basement to be used as his sex slave for the rest of your life (or until he accidentally drowns you in spunk in a circle-snot).

    Have you ever been Taco-snotted?

    Unfortunately, yes. I first met Mr. Malda at an Open Source Convention. He invited me back to his room for a game of Quake and some gourmet Tacos, but when I got there, the perverted geek jumped me and handcuffed me to his bed, stripping me. After taking his Commander out of his pants, Mr. Taco made me suck the withered thing six times, virtually nonstop. He then performed his vile Taco-snotting ritual on me three times over the next two hours, bringing me to orgasm after orgasm after sweaty, mind-numbing orgasm then he snotted my own thick, gooey jizz back onto my face out of his nostrils! He snotted me two more times, first into my mouth, then again on my exposed belly.
    CmdrTaco invited several of his Open Source (or rather, Open Sauce man sauce) buddies over to continue their ungodly snotfest. European hacker and known überfaggot Linux Torvalds raped my ass with his monolithic kernel; his partner-in-crime Anal Cox used their network stack in a multitude of unspeakable ways on and in every orifice of my defenseless, tender, young body. Michael Sims was there in his leather Nazi uniform, caning my previously-virginal ass with a bamboo pole and ranting about all those Censorware freaks out to get him.

    That is so disgusting! How did you finally escape?

    After about 16 hours of countless unholy, homosexual atrocities perpetrated against my restrained body, they all finally went to sleep on top of me, sweat-soaked and exhausted. I was left there, completely covered in bubbly, translucent jizz-snot, chained to the bed, with half a dozen fat, pasty-white fags lying around and on top of me. Fortunately the spooge coating my flesh worked wonderfully as a lubricant I was able to squirm my way out of the handcuffs and slip out the back door (of the apartment, not their back doors). Im just glad I survived the awful ordeal. These sexually-repressed hackers had a lot of built-up spunk in their wads I couldve easily been drowned!

    Thats horrible. Does Taco-snotting have anything to do with CmdrTacos special taco?

    No, thats a different disgusting perversion CmdrTaco indulges himself in. Mr. Malda is usually not satisfied with merely snotting your own jizz back onto your face, he most often enjoys involving his own bodily fluids in his twisted games. WeatherTroll has spent some time trying to educate the Slashdot readership about this vile practice (emphasis added):
    You may be wondering what CmdrTacos special taco is. You will be wishing that you hadnt been wondering after you finish reading this post. To make his special taco, CmdrTaco takes a taco shell and shits on it. He then adds lettuce, takes out his tiny withered dick (otherwise known as his Commander), puts his special taco sauce on it which means he jacks off on the taco, and adds a compound to make the person who eats the taco unconscious. Of course, the compound does not make the person unconscious until the taco is fully eaten. Thus CmdrTaco force-feeds the taco to the unsuspecting victim. After all, who would knowingly eat shit and CmdrTacos jizz?
    After the victim is unconscious, he is held against his will and used for CmdrTacos nefarious homosexual purposes. This includes shoving taco shells up the victims ass, Taco-snotting, and getting Jon Katz involved. Trust me, you do not want Jon Katz anywhere near your unconscious body. Also, rumor has it CmdrTaco is looking for a new goatse.cx guy. Dont let it be you!
    Different ungodly perversion, yet no less revolting. It should be clear to you now that Robert CmdrTaco Malda is a very, very sick individual, as are most of the Slashdot editors.

    Does Jon Katz get involved in any of this? I thought he was a pædophile, not a homosexual.

    Actually, Jon Katz is a homosexual pædophile. Hes also a coprophiliac, and, many suspect, a zoophile.
    Mr. Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesnt involve himself in the circle-snots, but that doest mean hes any less of a freak than the rest of the Slashdot crew. Katz often engages in a game called juicy-douching with a harem of little-boy slaves that he has collected over the years: yet another vile practice which involves administering an enema to himself of the little boys urine (forced out of them with a pair of pincers), spooging the vile muck from his ass back into the enema bag, then dribbling and slathering the goo all over himself and the boys chained, naked bodies. If hes in the mood, he will sometimes skip refilling the enema bag from his distended anus and just squirt it from his ass onto the crying, terrified boys. Unwilling boys are further tortured with the pincers until they comply and allow Mr. Katz to juicy-douche them at will. A boy will usually last about two years before Mr. Katz either accidentally drowns them in diarrhea or kills them once they get too old, usually around 13 or 14.
    Not content with being a pædophilic coprophile, Mr. Katz is also quite the zoophile. As if the sexual escapades with the helpless little boys arent enough, Jon usually enjoys his juicy-douches best when his penis is firmly planted in a female goats anus. He is also rumoured to get off on watching his little boys eat the goats small, bean-like turds, and he often kills his older boys by letting his goats trample them.

    Are you getting hard writing this?

    Why, yes. :) Join me in a WIPO-snot?

    No, thanks. Im already CmdrTacos boi toi.

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  6. C'mon trolls! by The+Turd+Report · · Score: -1

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  7. The one thing they need... by gooberguy · · Score: 1

    The only real question for OWL is money, and the only one for the solar foci probe other than money, is the controversy surrounding placing a nuclear reactor in orbit.

    Ah! It's so simple. All we need is money!
    With the budget cuts at NASA, I don't think either one of these ideas will take off. (no pun intended)

    D/\ Gooberguy

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    1. Re:The one thing they need... by mindpixel · · Score: 2

      Money is a not a simple issue.

      The plan I'm working now calls for each of the 1600 OWL primary mirror segments to be financed by different visionary individuals and corporations. I'm bugging all my billionaire friends to each sponsor a segment at about $625,000 per segemnt, it's cheap and useful immortality.

      As well, 62,500 people could get together (a city perhaps) and each contribute $10 to sponsor a community segement...

      This fractional financing model is easier and better than trying to convince a single entity such as a govenemnt to pay the whle $1 billion.

  8. How much bigger... by quantaman · · Score: 2, Informative

    One reason I understand for having Hubble in space is the fact that diffraction of light from the atmosphere and maybe even minute seismic vibrations from the earth would distort the picture for a large telescope. Does anyone know from close we are to the point where larger land telescopes will be made impractical be these phenomenon?

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    1. Re:How much bigger... by CrabCakeJimmy2k · · Score: 1

      Another GOOBER that didn't read the article.

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  10. Orbital Telescopes... by AcidDan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I remember seeing on either "The Planets" or "Stephen Hawking's Universe" documentaries, mention of plans (prolly drawingboard stuff) to place an array of hubble like telescopes past the asteriod belt to create a VLT in space...

    I'm curious to know - because of the limited size (surface area) on earth (which cosmologically is a pinprick in space) what kind of performance increase would one get by placing those telescopes in space and would it be a better move in the long run?

    -- Dan =)

    1. Re:Orbital Telescopes... by Rational · · Score: 1

      Hmm... I can go one better. Why not place all those telescopes in a VLT array *at the Solar Foci*?

      Can't get better than that, can it? :)

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    2. Re:Orbital Telescopes... by El_Nofx · · Score: 1

      That would never fly unless we could easily get there to repair it. Think about how many times we have had to fix or upgrade the hubble while it has been in orbit. 4 that I know of. It would be nice though. If we could go past the asteroid belt with ease then I guess we would be colonizing Mars

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  11. Trool by The+WIPO+Troll · · Score: -1

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  12. Penis by George+WIPO+Bush · · Score: -1

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  13. Wh00t by The+WIPO+Troll · · Score: -1

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    1. Re:Wh00t by The+Turd+Report · · Score: -1

      Awesome, isn't it? This is the second article in a row to be taken over by the Troll Empire! Wh00t indeed!

    2. Re:Wh00t by (outer-limits) · · Score: 2

      BUT................. All that crap was written by you, and your loser friend. Isn't it time you made your own site where you can get first post, every time, all day.

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    3. Re:Wh00t by The+WIPO+Troll · · Score: -1

      Um, yes it was. Dumbass. We were congratulating ourselves. Fucknad. Prepare to bleed Karma when a moderator finds your reply, ass-slurp.

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    4. Re:Wh00t by (outer-limits) · · Score: 1
      You were congratulating yourselves on what? Being able to type words into a computer screen. So, you can type. You can type a few sentences a few times. Good, but, I don't get it. I can type too. Lots of people can type. You were maybe congratulating yourselves on being able to type.

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    5. Re:Wh00t by The+WIPO+Troll · · Score: -1

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  14. New excuse for oil companies... by cperciva · · Score: 2, Funny

    'such as oceans, continents or ice caps, or even the impact of civilization on such features

    You think we've got global warming problems just because our ice caps are melting? Go talk to the aliens over on Alpha Centauri, they've got so much global warming that their continents are melting!

  15. Why not just do it the Bible way ? by MosesJones · · Score: 3, Funny


    After all we know that the universe is around 6,000 years old so you don't need a very big telescope, and anything that looks older is wrong so you don't need funding.

    This announcement was brought to you by the State of Kansas Research Funding Department.

    :-)

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  16. Excellent work! by egg+troll · · Score: -1

    Good job!! I hearby nominate The Turd Report for Troll of the Week. Who shall second me? And by seconding, I mean chopping off my head after I ritually disembowl myself. Which is the traditional troll way to nominate someone for Troll of the Week.

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  17. Penis! by The+WIPO+Troll · · Score: -1

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  18. Solar foci telescpoe by PhuCknuT · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The solar foci telescope idea sounds really cool, but it's got a big limitation. It can only see in 1 direction. With a 450au orbit, its orbital period is around 9500 years. That means it will only move 0.037 degrees through it's orbit every year. And assuming it won't be carrying the fuel to make huge orbital adjustments, it will only be able to view along the plane of it's orbit. We would have to have a good dense area of sky to view before launching something like that. :)

    1. Re:Solar foci telescpoe by mindpixel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes. Which is why you still need something large on the ground like OWL to do the initial target selections... which is ironic because that's the reverse of how the Hubble/VLT work together today.

      Today the Hubble acts as a finder scope and the VLT as a spectrometer. The Hubble's small mirror, and the fact that it is in space make it a poor spectrometer for distant or faint objects. The reason for this (other than the small primary) is that after about 20 minutes exposure in space, the CCD becomes saturated with cosmic rays. On the ground, the atmosphere filters the cosmics, allowing for much longer exposures than are possible in space.

    2. Re:Solar foci telescpoe by rossdee · · Score: 1

      its going to be very boroing looking at the same part of the sky for thousands of years.

      Once you have scanned one target star/galaxy/ nebula you have to wait anther coupler of millenia to get to the next intersting spot. By that time we should have invented warp drive or some other FTL technology and visited the place...

    3. Re:Solar foci telescpoe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      0.037 degrees may sound small, but think about how much physical space is required to subtend that angle at the average distance to the proposed targets! Moving 0.037 degrees would get you across many lightyears on the other end of the moment arm.

      And as for finding interesting targets... or 'dense' regions of the sky, have you looked at the Hubble Deep Field lately? The whole sky is dense.

      Staggering, no?

  19. Penis! by George+WIPO+Bush · · Score: -1

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  20. MOD PARENT DOWN! by egg+troll · · Score: -1

    This is a desperate attempt at humor that failed miserably. I would like to see it modded down so other Slashdot readers won't wince when they view this.

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    1. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN! by The+WIPO+Troll · · Score: -1

      No, here is a desparate attempt at humour: CowboiKneel examining himself.

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    2. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN! by CrabCakeJimmy2k · · Score: -1

      I thought it was fricken hilarious myself.....Go figure.

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  22. Penis!? by The+WIPO+Troll · · Score: -1

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    1. Re:Penis!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Poasting? You think that's a word?

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  23. Not a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Space as some of you may know, it not all that empty. How long would this thing last before something the size of a golfball tore it a new asshole? And then, who the fuck is going to go fix it.

    A very silly silly idea. Just wait a few 100 years. Thats all.

    What the fuck it the rush anyway??

    jebus

    1. Re:Not a good idea by Genghis+Troll · · Score: -1

      Hey, dipshit, humanity is all about doing things way too soon, and in the shittiest way possible. If you don't like it, then go live with the dolphins. Bitch.

    2. Re:Not a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative


      space is that empty. In interplanetary space there are about two or three molecules per cup of vacume space.

      anything without a gravitational field can be expected to last damn near forever if you keep it away from things with gravitational fields. Basically if we put it far away from the sun, comet tails, and other planets there's almost no chance it will ever be hit by anything.

      It's only space near planets that is filled with junk. And earth is an especially bad case because we've dumped lots of additional junk in orbit ourselves.

      tjw19[at]columbia.edu

    3. Re:Not a good idea by snake_dad · · Score: 2
      And then, who the fuck is going to go fix it.

      Bruce Willis.

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  24. Cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Now we can get a really good look at Uranus!

  25. Links by martyb · · Score: 5, Informative

    A very readable article, but I was surprised to see no other information on the referenced large telescopes. To save others from searching as I did, take a look at:

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  27. Not to mention the Square Kilometer Array ... by LL · · Score: 5, Interesting
    ... which is being proposed for outback Australia. According to some of the designs, a log-spiral configuration could extend more than 2000 kilometres (!!) which pretty much spans the whole continent. About 40% of the lens will be concentrated in a single kilometre grid. The interesting feature is that they hope this will be a software telescope with insane amounts of DSPs to help correlate the different frequency radio signals and generate composite snapshots. Browse around that site for some interesting reads!

    LL

    1. Re:Not to mention the Square Kilometer Array ... by Boiling_point_ · · Score: 1
      Australia makes good sense for a large, ground-based telescopic array - clear skies, low elevations, few people and ancient, seismically stable geology. Plenty of people (but not many Australians) want to bury nuclear waste there for much the same reasons - but I digress...

      There's one limitation with ground-based arrays that might be avoidable in space (or on water for that matter) - being stuck with an array covering a fixed area, once you've spent your money.

      Could a space-based array be designed so that once it reaches its target location, it spreads itself out, gradually increasing the distance between its elements in a coherent manner, thereby increasing the effective size of the array over time? I would assume that a space-borne array would already be designed with plenty of fuel/rocketry for compensating for massive objects passing nearby and tugging on its corners... The same principle might be handy for adjusting/balacing the spacing between elements if an asteroid hits the jackpot, or a failure is detected.

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  28. Interesting idea but... by rmckeethen · · Score: 5, Informative

    The solar foci telescope sounds like a really interesting idea but I'm not sure it's all that practical now or in the near future. 550 astronomical units is really far out there, several orders of magnitude further then any other space mission to date. Combine that with the proposed size of the mission spacecraft, again vastly larger then anything previously done, and I don't see this happening anytime soon. Still, a very interesting idea though and a logical extension of using extra-galatic objects and looking for lensed objects behind them. Just a few years back that was 'never been done before' stuff too so who knows. In any event, I have to give credit to whomever came up with this idea, they certainly think big!

    More information on the solar foci idea can be found on this page from the Texas Space Grant Consortium.

    1. Re:Interesting idea but... by jani · · Score: 3, Informative
      550 astronomical units is really far out there, several orders of magnitude further then any other space mission to date


      This is not correct. Pioneer 10 and Voyager 1 have both passed more than 75 AU (which you would have known, if you read the following paragraphs in the article), and that does not make 550 AU "several orders of magnitude further".

      So, even if 550 AU isn't really that far away, considering that this is the inner boundary of the solar foci, this is indeed a technical challenge.

      It doesn't seem to be an unsurmountable challenge as such, except for the political issues with the nuclear powered engine.
    2. Re:Interesting idea but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To bad it can only focus in one direction and for a limited time as well. The craft doesn't decelerate at 550 A.U. it continues past the point of focus. It would no doubt focus at a range of objects as it moved away from the sun, but all of the objects would be in the same line. The TAU mission that it would also accomplish seems useful though.

    3. Re:Interesting idea but... by SectoidRandom · · Score: 1

      When you consider that Pioneer 10 at 75AU out, has been traveling for thirty years (since 1972) so far, then you can imagine that 550AU almost eight times further is actually very far. :)

      Not that necessarily this detracts from the possibility, new propulsion techniques such as the ion drive discused in the article will bring that time down considerably, but I didnt notice any estimates there in the article. A quick guess would indicate that even at 10x the speed, you would still be looking at a few decades of travel time! :( (ION Drive info)

      So I would imagine this being quite a while off yet, neverless it's still a very good idea!

    4. Re:Interesting idea but... by rmckeethen · · Score: 1
      No, the article is wrong. It states that Pioneer 10 is the furthest man-made object and this is simply not true. Voyager 1 is currently the most distant man-made object and has been for a few years now. See the press release from NASA. The article doesn't mention Voyager 1 at all and if you'd read the article you'd have noticed this. But I won't hold it against you. ;-)

      I think it's important to keep in mind that neither Voyager 1 nor Pioneer 10 were ever intended to last as long as they have. Its a tribute to the engineers and technicians that designed and built these spacecraft that they continue to do useful science long after their primary missions ended. What the solar foci mission proposes to do though is really quite different from any previous mission and comparing the Voyager or Pioneer missions to it is, in some respects, like comparing apples to oranges. Sending a spacecraft out to 550 AU before it actually starts its primary mission is an entirely different proposition and a very much harder technical feat to achieve. Consider that the round trip light-time to 550 AU is on the order of 6 days and you start to realize how far out we're talking about here. Not that I think it's impossible to accomplish this type of mission but I don't expect to see it happen in my lifetime. I'll leave out the discussion of costs for another time but suffice it to say that considering all the hassles that the NASA and the Pluto Express folks have run into I wouldn't hold my breath.

      I'll give you the point as to the 'orders of magnitude' question. I tend to use the astronomical definition, i.e. approx. 2.5 times, and not the 10 times definition. So sue me.

    5. Re:Interesting idea but... by at_18 · · Score: 2

      I'll give you the point as to the 'orders of magnitude' question. I tend to use the astronomical definition, i.e. approx. 2.5 times, and not the 10 times definition. So sue me.

      That's the astronomical definition of "magnitude", not "orders of magnitude".

      No need to sue. Just back to school :-)

    6. Re:Interesting idea but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There has been a series of studies done in Europe on the use of solar sailing to get to the 550 AU locus of the Sun's gravitational lens.

      Also, one ought to consider that the locus is not pointlike, but it stretches out a looong way, so that observations could begin early and last as an observatory passes beyond the nominal distance.

    7. Re:Interesting idea but... by geoswan · · Score: 1
      To bad it can only focus in one direction and for a limited time as well. The craft doesn't decelerate at 550 A.U. it continues past the point of focus. It would no doubt focus at a range of objects as it moved away from the sun, but all of the objects would be in the same line. The TAU mission that it would also accomplish seems useful though.


      I wondered about this too. I figured that the plan would involve slowing down, upon arrival, so the telescope stayed near the 550 AU sphere. Even so steering the telescope so it was looking at some other part of the sky would take decades.


      I wondered about a couple of other things. How much power would be required to send a signal from this telescope back to Earth? How big would the receiving antennae have to be?


      550 AU, let's see, that is 4,400 light minutes, or
      about one light month.

    8. Re:Interesting idea but... by Elazro · · Score: 1

      One difference between V-Ger and the solar foci telescope is that the latter would have an ion drive. Ion drives, as I understand, can provide continuous thrust for a very long time with more fuel efficiency, so that the solar foci telescope could be constantly accelerating for the first 275 AU, and then decelerating the rest of the way.

      Much higher top speeds, supposedly even relativistic speeds, can be reached by this method. Thus, the trip length may be vastly shorter than the rocket thruster+slingshot method that these older satellites use.

      However, IANARS, so please correct me if I'm wrong.

    9. Re:Interesting idea but... by emmons · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be possible to use the gravity of jupiter or other planets in our solar system to achieve the same effect? Granted, the magnification would be less, but the foci would be a lot closer and more realistic to reach.

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  29. Let the McKinstry bashing begin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    the man who leaves a trail of debt and police records where ever he goes.


    He is not a brilliant man, he is a shyster who loves fooling people with grandios claims (that aren't backed up) to pump his attention-needing ego.


    Don't believe me? Do a google groups search on his name. Don't trust anything the guy says.

    1. Re:Let the McKinstry bashing begin... by Bluedove · · Score: 1

      Why was that guy modded down? He's right, and it is relevant to "mindpixel" and his interviews. Ask around in that guy's hometown...there's a reason he doesn't live there anymore, and it's probably closer to lynch mobs than you think. I went and looked at mindpixel's press web page - the lies are laughable when you know the real story.

  30. egg_troll="gay homosexual worthless fag\n"; by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

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  31. Make Your Own Telescope by goingware · · Score: 4, Interesting
    While the telescopes described here are beyond the reach of the amateur, it is possible for you to make your own high-quality telescope to enjoy and photograph astronomical sights. I am an amateur telescope maker and I am making an eight-inch Ritchey Chretien reflector.

    You can get books telling how to make telescopes from Willman-Bell and ask for help on the Amateur Telescope Maker's mailing list. Dan Cassaro can sell you a reasonably priced mirror grinding kit.

    You can find many products for amateur astronomers at the Astronomy Mall.

    Clear Skies!

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  32. Scary... by tunah · · Score: 1
    Did this title scare anyone else?

    $title =~ s/Telescopes/Robots/; :)

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    1. Re:Scary... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not as scary as geeks who attempt to substitute badly-written perl code for an actual English phrase. Perhaps you should concentrate more on getting laid and less on regular expressions?

  33. Read the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    read it, that's what it's there for

  34. ANOUNCING The 2001 Troll Awards Nominations!!! by The+Turd+Report · · Score: -1
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  35. Sweet by beefstu01 · · Score: 1

    So some sicko can check out alien girls somewhere out there?

  36. Fucking shit!!! by Big_Ass_Spork · · Score: -1

    That surely could have come out better...

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  37. Kill all nerds! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Shread them em up and burn them and bury them in penguin feces!

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  39. MY ANUS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  41. World-wide radio telescope. by QuickFox · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Would it be possible to use ordinary parabolic satellite TV antennas for radio telescopy? Could they be combined to create a huge radio telescope?

    If that's possible, maybe when people are not using their satellite antennas for TV they could be combined to create a world-wide radio telescope.

    I'm thinking of something along the ideas of SETI@home. There, the unused computer time of many people is combined for the SETI program. Maybe unused satellite TV antenna time could be combined in a similar way.

    To create a large and powerful telescope you combine several smaller telescopes. There is an enormous amount of unused TV antenna time. If ordinary satellite dishes are suitable for this purpose, you'd get an extremely powerful telescope.

    Give a man a fish and he eats for one day. Teach him how to fish, and though he'll eat for a lifetime, he'll call you a miser for not giving him your fish.

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    1. Re:World-wide radio telescope. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it could be done but many places in the world
      are not good locations for radio telescopes
      because of radio interferance. Cities are not
      so good. Also you could even use cheaper
      antanas like "yagis" (standard TV antena made with
      wire elements.) I've always thought a very large
      radio telescope would be a good amateur project
      Each person contributes one or more antana, radio
      andcomputer. As you get down off the Ghz freq.
      bands thing get easy to do.
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    2. Re:World-wide radio telescope. by effer · · Score: 1

      Not really, These are held fer apart from the linked prossesing needed to make them useful, plus, they are'nt designed to even look at the frequancies we want.
      It's possible, but not happening now!

    3. Re:World-wide radio telescope. by QuickFox · · Score: 1
      These are held fer apart from the linked prossesing needed to make them useful,

      Wouldn't it be possible to record first and combine the signals later? For synchronization, instead of having a perfect clock you would look for known periodic signals from stars etc. Would that make sense?

      they are'nt designed to even look at the frequancies we want.

      Does this just lower the quality of the signal or is it impossible to receive a useful signal in the desired frequencies?

      If instead we tried on the frequencies that they are built for, would that be meaningless? Could such frequencies reach us?

      It's possible, but not happening now!

      Interesting! Maybe it'll happen some day then!

      Give a man a fish and he eats for one day. Teach him how to fish, and though he'll eat for a lifetime, he'll call you a miser for not giving him your fish.
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    4. Re:World-wide radio telescope. by QuickFox · · Score: 1

      Fascinating. There are lots of people living in the countryside. Maybe they are numerous enough.

      I wonder why people aren't trying this.

      Give a man a fish and he eats for one day. Teach him how to fish, and though he'll eat for a lifetime, he'll call you a miser for not giving him your fish.

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    5. Re:World-wide radio telescope. by QuickFox · · Score: 1
      If instead we tried on the frequencies that they are built for, would that be meaningless? Could such frequencies reach us?

      Of course! Now I understand why nobody is trying this!

      Once we had our world-wide collaborative antenna tuned to our nearest neighbor civilization's TV frequencies, we'd have endless world-wide conflicts about which programs to watch.

      Give a man a fish and he eats for one day. Teach him how to fish, and though he'll eat for a lifetime, he'll call you a miser for not giving him your fish.

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    6. Re:World-wide radio telescope. by geoswan · · Score: 1
      QuickFox wrote:
      Would it be possible to use ordinary parabolic satellite TV antennas for radio telescopy? Could they be combined to create a huge radio telescope?


      There was a science fiction movie, starring Charlie Sheen, that used this idea, half a dozen years ago. In addition to the excellent objections to this idea that have been raised already let me add one more. Steerable satellite antennae intended to be used with geosynchronous telecommunications satellites all point to locations above the equator. You can change the longitude they point at, but not the latitude.

  42. So, it's only a matter of time... by tabacco · · Score: 2, Funny

    So it's only a matter of time til we really do have the smell-o-scope :)

  43. Why geeks love space...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Ahhhh! Good point! Well taken.....coward fuck.

    I keep forgeting that all the fucking aspergers dweebs live in their own world where money and people don't mean jack shit. Oooo! Space! Ooo!

    All space is a fucking MATH and NO PEOPLE! A fucking nerds dream!

    Listen to me all you fucking genius nerds, star trek wannabe fucks. You a living a wasted life. Why can't you all see it? Computers, math, stars.....who the fuck cares??!? Your peers? No. Your Mommy? No. Women? Fuck No. So what the fuck people??? Get outside! Live in the world! Go hug someone or get fuckin laid! Or get laid outside! Anything but fucking space. Space will mean something one day, but right now all stars do is look pretty while you get a blow job..... OUT SIDE!

    Again: YOUR WASTING your life...... tick fucking tock boys! So much of the world to see.....too bad it'd filled with ICKY social animals called people. Ewww. I bet one of you fucks makes a holodeck one day. I will kick your ass if you do ya anti social fuckface. And because your a star trek watching bweeb, I will do it and nothing you can do about it.

    Your a fucking sad lot. I don't feel bad but you piss me off for wasting your life.

    What a fucking waste

    SPACE + NERD = A sad wasted life.

    Jebus

    P.S. I dare one of your penguin fucks to tell my why we need to spend money on space.....ohhh fuuuuuck!!

    1. Re:Why geeks love space...... by Genghis+Troll · · Score: -1

      Hey, motherfucker, this isn't about "holodeck" and "nerds"! It's about humanity's DUTY to do new things even if they are pointless, wasteful, or downright genocidal. Without this, we are no better than the rest of the life on this planet. We will kick space's ass, or destroy the world trying! You aren't even good enough to live with the dolphins, you cum-guzzling sack of shit. Go live with the fucking spotted owls. Bitch.

      You are definitely correct when you say "space is a fucking MATH", though.

    2. Re:Why geeks love space...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Man, are you ever jealous of us smart folks.

      Must be sad to be incapable of anything more complicated than going bowling.

  44. Optics by 8bit · · Score: 1

    I don't know much about optics (other than the math trips me up and I hate it,) but instead of sending a space craft 550au away from the sun, couldn't you position a craft a tad closer? albeit it would have to be significantly larger a craft. I'm thinking a giant ring that intercepts the light between the lens (sun), and the focus. Or maybe not even a ring...again I don't know much about optics, but couldn't you still get a magnified image just by being in the path of the light? Even if it's not the entire picture, it could be useful.

    just my misguided two cents.

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  45. NASA's still in the game though ... by JoeGee · · Score: 2, Interesting
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  46. Other similar info links. by SectoidRandom · · Score: 2, Informative

    If your interested in this have a look at quite a few other plans in the works, many not so far off (2004 and beyond) for new telescopes looking for extra-solar planets and such.

    For example the Terrestrial Planet Finder (TPF) which although is currently un-funded, is targeted to launch around 2011.

    More links and info.

    These kinds of advancements make me happy to be alive now, and I look forward to 'seeing' the first "earth like" plannet!

  47. Interferometry by s20451 · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you can get an array with a long enough baseline, and high precision in positioning, you can do interferometry with space telescopes. In principle that could give you enough resolution to spot small planets around nearby stars. JPL is currently studying a space interferometry mission, to fly by 2009, which will fly a small interferometer to demonstrate the potential of this technique.

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  48. atmospheric distortion by raygundan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Has already become a factor in how big telescopes can be on earth. But, it's already been "fixed", too. The new giant scopes use adaptive optics that actually compensate for atmospheric distortion in realtime.

    To me, that is simply amazing. Adjusting 1600 mirrors realtime to correct tiny air currents!

  49. cost? by franimal · · Score: 1

    Let's see: 400 tons is 800,000 lbs and at NASA's goal by 2025 of $100/lb that is $80,000,000. That's just launch costs alone. Ouch.

  50. 550 AU by effer · · Score: 1

    This distance is immense and would, if stationary, use the solar ecliptic as a reference. Even further.
    A 100+ redundant system would be cheap over a self fixing system. Let's go! A B.F.A.A (Big Fuckin' Ass Array) would solve many philosophical questions. Artificial light on a far away planet? Bring it on!!!

  51. Moon-Based Telescope...? by MrMetlHed · · Score: 1
    Earth-based systems are nice, we can make them here and everyone can go and look at how cool they are. But in reality, they aren't nearly as effective as they could be. They deal with tremors in the earth and the atmosphere we have to see through.

    The moon, however, has neither of these problems. It doesn't have any seismic activity that I know of, and there is no atmosphere to hinder a telescope.

    From what I gather (I don't know nearly enough about this stuff) you don't actually need to build a giant telescope on the moon for this to work. You can build an array of smaller scopes and link them together to see a giant field. Since the moon has no seismic activity all of the small scopes effectivly function as one giant one, that we can focus onto anything we'd like, including extrasolar planets.

    Since these are smaller telescopes (not tiny, but smaller than some of the giant things we've got on earth), we can use traditional spacecraft to get them to the moon. Of course it'll cost a lot, but would make the Hubble look like a child's toy when it's finished. The question is, are we willing to head back to the moon, and do we really feel that the search for life is this valuable?

    Robert Zubrin wrote a good book about this, "Entering Space", which is where I got most of this moon-telescope information. My copy is back at my dorm in Arizona, so I can't quote exactly, but I think I've given the basics. A site that may also be helpful is Here (A little to much math for my tastes, but maybe some of you guys can figure it out)

    Charlie

    1. Re:Moon-Based Telescope...? by T-Punkt · · Score: 1

      Why go to the moon, it's horrible expensive to go there. It's much, much cheaper to build and operate a telescope in LEO (or on earth). Think about how expensive it was to carry a 16 ton lunar lander to the moon...

      And LEO has another advantage: No gravity which means you don't have to take care about mirrors bending because of their own weight.

      Oh, BTW there are quite often (and sometimes quite large) moonquakes as the seismometers installed by the Apollo crews showed.

  52. Why not use Earth as the lens? by buback · · Score: 1

    The same gravity lens effect would occure for the earth, or even the moon. This would be a more pratical approch, considering our level of technology. In addition, it would orbit much faster, and would be easier to move, than a solar foci telescope.

    What is the focal length for the earth anyway?

    1. Re:Why not use Earth as the lens? by T-Punkt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > What is the focal length for the earth anyway?

      No idea, but given that the earth is much lighter and thus much less "light bending" as the sun I guess it's much, much, much larger... (a few light years?)

  53. Space-based radio telescope arrays. by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Could a space-based array be designed so that once it reaches its target location, it spreads itself out, gradually increasing the distance between its elements in a coherent manner, thereby increasing the effective size of the array over time? I would assume that a space-borne array would already be designed with plenty of fuel/rocketry for compensating for massive objects passing nearby and tugging on its corners... The same principle might be handy for adjusting/balacing the spacing between elements if an asteroid hits the jackpot, or a failure is detected.

    Yes, but you'd be trading off angular resolution against aliasing artifacts (the less of your aperture is filled, the worse aliasing artifacts will be, even when you assume constant sources and integrate over time). IMO, you'd be better off just adding more satellites :).

    By coincidence, I recently did the calculations for the size of a metre-band radio telescope array needed to resolve features 100 km in size at a distance of 10 light-years (enough to resolve the aurorae of earth-sized planets, show thunderstorms on gas giants, and so forth). You'd need thousands of radio telescopes in solar orbits out to a radius of about 4 AU, but you could do it. Put them in eccentric polar orbits (i.e. away from most of the junk in the ecliptic), add excellent GPS-style beacons in precisely known orbits (constantly observed from Earth) to let the satellites track themselves, and you could get a very nice radio telescope for a surprisingly modest price (cheap satellites, well-known technologies and electronics, and the benefits of mass production, since you'll be making a thousand or more of them).

    Such a telescope would be able to see aurorae and civilization-induced radio junk from Earth-sized planets out to around 10 light-years, map the magnetospheres of Earth-like planets and see detailed magnetic features in gas giants out to about 100 light-years, and get very detailed pictures of the outer envelopes of stars out to about 1000 light-years. It would be a very useful project.

  54. Moonquakes? by SectoidRandom · · Score: 1

    From what i remember reading, that's not at all true, since their are no techtonic plates on the moon, the only thing that causes any sort of seismic activity are tidal forces and impacts. But not very large quakes neverless, like 4 on the richter scale.

  55. Penguin fuckers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Space is math. Fucking orbits, gravity, velocity, gas. Lots a GAS! All that BORING BULLshit. Someone build me a god damm space shit so I can go blow some planets up in shit...!

    Work hard you fucks becuase you pasty-ass faggots are NOT the jocks who are gona fly those fuckers...no way! Thats job is for people like me....people who know what OUTSIDE looks like! People who get pussy!

    So hurry up you fucks! Stop dreaming about 7 of 9 and get your ass to work on my spaceship! I wanna blow shit up!

    Fist thing I do on the test run is blow up that fucking hubble thing......! Stupid nerd telescope! ONLY nerds would design a telescope that NEEDS glasses to work! Idiots.

    You weak fucks...! Get some pussy Dammit! Do you not know what wonders await you between a womans leggs? Fuck man.....you lot would never look at space again! Fuck the universe man.....pussy!!

    Jebus

    1. Re:Penguin fuckers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ONLY nerds would design a telescope that NEEDS glasses to work!

      HAHAHAHAHAHA.

      Sorry. This guy is a dumbass, but I thought that was pretty funny.

  56. "Yes, but" for satellite-TV distributed telescopes by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Would it be possible to use ordinary parabolic satellite TV antennas for radio telescopy? Could they be combined to create a huge radio telescope?

    If that's possible, maybe when people are not using their satellite antennas for TV they could be combined to create a world-wide radio telescope.


    You could in principle do this, but in practice there are problems.

    The main problem is that the electronics in the detector used with the dish are completely unsuited to radio astronomy. To use a radio telescope as a part of the array, you need a high-fidelity sample of the radio signal being received, timestamped to atomic-clock accuracy. A satellite TV pickup doesn't have a sub-nanosecond-accurate clock, and won't give you a digitization of the raw signal. Instead, it looks for strong signals in specific, narrow bands and blindly decodes them through combined analog and digital means (i.e. it treats everything it hears as a TV signal).

    A secondary problem is that your satellite dish is pointed directly at a strong source of radio noise in the frequencies it's tuned to detect (the satellite).

    The idea is a great one, but because you'd need to completely replace the electronics rig with something far more expensive, a better approach might be to sell radio telescope array "kits" built from stock parts and forget about using peoples' TV dishes.

    This would probably be quite practical from an engineering standpoint, as most of the parts (including timestamping radio sampling boxes) can be bought off-the-shelf. I have no idea if enough amateur astronomers would buy these for them to be marketable (they wouldn't be cheap - tens of thousands of dollars per kit).

  57. Satellite roast? by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

    Don't you think it'd be a bad idea to place a multi-billion dollar satellite in an area of space where the sun "...focuses all electromagnetic radiation passing it to a resolution beyond anything possible with human engineering." ? In order to be useful (i.e. have an electromagnetic image in focus) the 'scope would have to be near the focal point where DC-gamma radiation levels would be unbelievably high.

    Also, is a 76 hour one-way light travel time going to cause problems? We have enough angst waiting for stuff from mars.

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  58. Going out to 550 AU by ErikBaard · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am writing about this topic, and have corresponded with a number of NASA and Space Telescope Institute scientists about the idea of using the sun's gravity to magnify distant objects. The consensus is that while this is an interesting idea to play with, it won't be happening for generations, if ever.

    To start, our most distant Pioneer probe won't be at 550 AU for 180 years. Pluto, remember, is just at 39 AU. Radically increase speed and you'll have a probe there in what, 80 years?

    Once there, where will you point it? You'd have to spend hundreds or thousands or years arcing the telescope into different positions to see a broad sweep of space. And we don't have that kind of fuel technology, including nuclear.

    I was in love with the 550 AU idea (I've read that 763 AU might be ideal), but the reality check dampened that more than a bit.

    I hope this helps.

    Erik Baard

  59. Idea Already Floated by ErikBaard · · Score: 1

    The online conspiracy theory game, Majestic, already floated this idea. The following is a *fake* news article from the game. It is *not real.* My pen name for that game is Christian Larkin.

    The home satellite dish idea is in the closing graph.

    Earth Begins To Fade From Galactic View

    By CHRISTIAN LARKIN (Special to SPACE.com)

    Mountain View, CA, November 16, 2001. You can watch "Aliens" on DirecTV, but as a result fewer aliens will be watching you. At a time when the sphere of radiation carrying "I Love Lucy" has reached a radius of 50 light years, stray emissions from Earth into outer space are plummeting as communications technology moves away from the big broadcast antenna or yore into new delivery systems.

    Like a ship deliberately eluding detection, we may slip into global radio silence.

    In other words, for extraterrestrial civilizations scouting weak radio frequencies for signs of intelligent life in our neighborhood in future millennia may miss Earth because for practical purposes our beacon will have winked out.

    Astronomer Frank Drake, SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence) Institute chief and author of the famous "Drake Equation" for calculating the number of civilizations beyond Earth, expressed his dismay in the book "Here be Dragons," by David Koerner and Simon LeVay.

    "The thing that's ringing alarm bells for me," says Drake, "is that we see our civilization going very rapidly toward the use of fiber-optic systems, and direct to home satellites. A typical TV station radiates a million watts, but a typical satellite transmits at 100 watts, and of that only about 10 watts leak out into space. So we're rapidly losing visibility--by a factor of 100,000. Is that typical or quirky? We don't know, but it's a warning signal."

    But while Drake fears the Earth will become a wallflower at the galactic dance, other express relief.

    "Earth is dimming, and that may just save our civilization," according to researcher who requested the he remain anonymous. "I am certain that extraterrestrials exist, though I can't tell you why. All I can say is that we're not ready for our coming out party."

    The fear of premature detection is one UFO enthusiasts have debated for years.

    Experts say that one solution for those want to be spotted is to actively send transmissions in strong and steady streams in the frequency that matches quantum transitions of hydrogen, the most common element in the universe. Radio astronomers use the hydrogen band as a benchmark, much as videotape cameramen "white balance" their instruments.

    Ironically, the plethora of home satellite dishes currently forcing the demise of broadcast television and radio could also be a boon for SETI. Eventually, linking volunteers with such hardware in an effort to scan the skies could propel the hunt for alien messages more economically than building large telescopes like the Arecibo Observatory in Puerto Rico. The effort to process radio waves from outer space has already gotten a boost from volunteers donating time on home machines for a parallel computing program called SETI@home.

    Copyright 2001 by Space.com, Inc

  60. Corecting atmospheric distortion by KM1 · · Score: 1

    This is correct. Atmosperic distortion, turbulence mainly, has been the major problem for large telescopes on the ground. However using adaptive optics we can now compensate for much of this distortion. The basic idea is to use either a known reference star close to the observed object, or an artificical reference point created by shining a laser at a particular layer in the atmosphere, to find out what the "shape" of the distrotion is.
    This is done continously and the information is fed into a computer which caluclates how to deform the mirror, or mirrors, in order to get an undistorted light beam to the detectors in the telescope.
    Using this kind of technology the European VLT will be able to create better pictures from the ground than the Hubble do from space. The current belief is that the limit for adaptive otpics will be reach with telescopes of a radius of 130-150 meter.
    However space based telescope are still the only way to observe at wavelengths which are aborbed by the earths atmosphere.

  61. Maybe this is more practical by VikingBerserker · · Score: 1

    If gravitational bending of light is the principle being used, and we're using the Sun simply because of its greater gravity, you're right about the distance being impractical. How about this? Why not use the earth's gravity as our lens instead? The light curvature is proportional to the mass, and the Sun is 333,400 times more massive than the Earth, then shouldn't the distance needed be 550 x 93,000,000 x 333,400 = 153,000 miles? That would put it within the Moon's orbit, easily within the neighborhood for maintenance, and I think all we'd need to improve is the precision of the measuring instruments to compensate for less gravitational bending. Mind you, I haven't taken any optics courses, so I could just be completely wrong...

  62. Definition of "order of magnitude" by p3d0 · · Score: 1

    Ok, this is off-topic, but used to think that using 10 as the base for "orders of magnitude" was a bit big. For instance, if a is five times as big as b, then they really are totally different quantities. The b quantity is only a small fraction of a, and is relatively insignificant, so I think they deserve to be considered different orders of magnitude.

    On the other hand, a factor of two seems not to be big enough. If a is twice as big as b, they seem still to be in the same ballpark. The b quantity is a significant portion of a, such that subtracting b would completely change the character of a.

    So, I came to the conclusion that e, the base of the natural logarithm, should also be the base for "orders of magnitude". To me it seemed like about the right ratio to raise one number into a whole different category from another.

    However, since most of us still count on our fingers, ten it is.

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