SDMI Gets a New Name
An Anonymous Coward writes: "EETimes is reporting that a new group, the Digital Media Device Association (DMDA), is looking to pick up where SDMI left off. 'The group intends to address interoperability and content-protection issues for digital audio devices that were left unresolved when the Secure Digital Music Initiative ceased activities last year.' Some ideas just won't die."
sounds a lot like a certain stimulant a few friends of mine were using this weekend.
Today's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why. -- Hunter S. Thompson
Why don't they just cut to the chase and call it something like the Secure Audio Technology Applications Network
"Congress today passed legislation that will require SATAN be a part of all new PCs"
"Dude, I just got SATAN so I can listen to N'Sync"
"Pinky, you've left the lens cap of your mind on again." - P&TB
"I can see my house from here!" - ST:
DMDA is close enough to DMCA that we can just take our anti-DMCA stuff and just change one letter.
Software sucks. Open Source sucks less.
The Secure Audio Detention Device will consist of a special earplug that decrypts the audio content, and plays it back at a low volume, to ensure that only a single licensed listener can hear it.
A body-temperature sensor and an earwax-detector will both ensure that the device is not used outside of the ear canal, where illegal signal capture might take place.
The chemical signature of the user's earwax will also be monitored, to ensure that the device is not being shared by multiple users, in violation of the License Agreement.
>;k
Am I the only one that thinks DMDA sounds too much like DVDA?
:)
For the unenlightened amongst us, DVDA stands for Doube-Vaginal Double-Anal penetration. Which, fittingly enough is what the RIAA and her member companies want to do to us with DMDA. DMDA could be Double-Mouth Double-Anal
"Dancing is the vertical expression of a horizontal desire" --Robert Frost
Anyway, assuming we're talking about the same beast in both cases, this passage:
(bold letters are mine)
This doesn't strike me as a 100% Bad Thing.
First because there is no way a computer can be described as a "portable" nor as a "networked" audio device. Sure it can be used as one, but it would be unreasonable to describe it as such since plenty of computers are neither portable nor networked.
Second, they implicitly state that piracy/sucking up to the record companies is not their priority. If you read the rest of the two articles, the accent is by far and away on interoperability.
So if there's really a need for an association to get involved with this sort of thing, this one seems to have as a good a perspective as you could hope for on the matter.
Or am I just being naive?
No, your children are not the special ones. Nor are your pets.
I always wondered why anyone would invite a technology to "sod me" -- I know I wouldn't. At least "Dumb, Duh" is still a useful description of the goals.