Hot Interconnects, Anyone?

Hot Interconnects 10 Program Chair John Lockwood writes: "Hot Interconnects (HotI) will be held this year on August 21-23 on the campus of Stanford University. We hope that you can attend. HotI is an international conference focusing on the hardware and software architecture and implementation of high-performance interconnects of all scales. Its themes include cross-cutting issues spanning computer systems and networking technologies for providing universal services over packet networks. The keynote speakers this year is Vint Cerf and Eric Brewer. Conference topics include network-attached storage, transport of voice and video over packet networks, high-performance network interfaces, novel switching and routing technologies capable of providing differentiated services, plug-and-play network interfaces, and active network architectures. Contributions focus on real products, prototypes, or experimental systems and their performance evaluation. For more information on the conference, see www.HotI.org"

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Hot intercourse, anyone?

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Yes please. Wide open.

Porn Site

[arberya]

Hot Interconnects sounds more like a techie porn site.

Re:Porn Site

[winse]

I test web proxies. I happened to have an n2h2 filter turned on and it blocked the link to this discussion. I guess everyone else thinks its porn too.

Hot Intercosex -I mean, ...

[Rampant Atrocity]

"software architecture" aren't the first words I think of when I hear "hot interconnects"..

Hot what?

[morbid]

Hor grits? In Natalie Portman's pants? In a beowulf cluster? KICK MY ASS?