Genetically Engineered Malaria-Resistant Mosquito
David_Bloom writes "According to this Yahoo! News article, a team of German and American genenetic engineering experts have successfully created a malaria-resistant mosquito. Sounds good, but the scientists are still unsure about how to actually apply this to the world's large mosquito population."
Now they're going to breed billions and billions of mosquitoes to add to the planet. Wonderful.
Ya know, if they had actually added some desirable genetic (to other mosquitoes) mutations, it would work. Like giant mosquito dicks or fat mosquito wallets, or something like that.
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Just make sure that you're only bitten by these malaria-resistant mosquitoes.
Wonder if it's possible if they could introduce this new species in the old environment and have it wipe out the old kind. That's what they do with killer bees, they replace the killer queen with a homely queen and all the bees born thereafter and normal and well-adjusted.
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Maybe they can further enhance the mosquitoes to produce an opiate-like substance that gets injected into the bloodstream of its victims. I'm not sure of the *practical* uses of such a mosquito, but man, it sure would be fun in the summer time near the swamp!
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Uhhhh...squish it?
You know, I can put this liquid on my dog's skin and for three months, he's immune to fleas. Completely immune - they die if they touch him. Why isn't there something like this for humans?
Personally, I favor pulling back to suborbital range, saturation bombing the planet with DEET until it's livable, and then coming back.
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This is reminiscent of this discussion about "releasing massive numbers of tsetse flies 'sterilized by a burst of radiation' into sub Saharan Africa" back in February.
Dump a bunch of mosquitos that have traits that make them good desirable mates into the environment so they bump out all the existing mosquitos. But make sure the mosquitos you dump are sterile. So you end up kill like 95% of all mosquitos. Then you dump these malaria resistant ones in its place to quickly fill in the vacuum that the others left behind. Of course, if it were that easy to just kill off all the mosquitos they probably would've tried that already.
Anyway, I think they should make a mosquito that can transmit HIV. That would be a funky terrorist weapon.
This reminds me of a diferent approach used to eradicate the tse-tse fly, wherein large quantities of sterile males are introduced into the wild population. This reduces the aggregate number of births; apparently, this almost destorys the tse-tse population over a 3-year period. Slashdot had a story on this awhile ago; google gives more comprehensive links.
There's an old article discussing the possibilities of this experiment.
If there's one thing I learned, it's the fact that humans tend to forget the complexity and interdependence of ecosystems; research must be done to map and investigate the relationship of the malaria pathogen with other organisms. This may sound crude, but in a way diseases can keep a balance in nature. If the human population keeps growing and searching for ways to fight diseases, they'll get back at us. Think of MRSA for example; all we need is time and enough administered vancomycin (our last resort against several multiple resistant bacteria) to induce complete resistance of pathogens against current antibiotics.
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If they want mosquitos gone, they should convince RIAA executives that in the next 5 years, a mosquito might be used by someone to copy a 'hit single' for a friend.
They should genetically engineer malaria-resistant humans instead, right?
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