Cow Clones With Human DNA
Valt writes "Over at Salon they have a interesting article on cow clones having human DNA. The cows are being genetically engineered to produce certain medicines in their blood and milk. Currently they produce 'immunoglobulins' ( disease-fighting human proteins), which are currently used to treat such maladies as tetanus and rabies. Nothing like a nice milk shake to cure a bad case of the rabies."
Frequent Slashdot poster and Baywatch actress Bonnie-Jill Lafin caught having GOAT SEX!!!!!
One of the only women to post on Slashdot, Bonnie-Jill Lafin, was recently spotted on the farm of Slashdot editor Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda having unprotected sexual intercourse with the 2-year old male goat, dubbed "Jon Katz". CmdrTaco was quoted as saying, "I don't see what all the fuss is about. I always do the deed with my farm animals. In fact, just the other day my buck-toothed wife wouldn't give me any, so I was forced to engage in interspecies fellatio. I was always wondering why the Slashdot trolls always post that filthy website http://goatse.cx. Curiosity got the best of me."
It's unclear if Ms. Lafin will be prosecuted, although police are investigating an unconfirmed tip that CmdrTaco has a secret stash of 400 gallons of goat semen stored in his basement, next to his Lunix boxen.
DEATH TO MOTOROLA PPC
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Look to IBM Power4 or Intel for salvation, Motorola sucks. Intel has a larger payroll that Motorola makes on the PPC, and it show, loser.
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Perhaps care has to be taken not to promote Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease. Since this usually comes about when an animal eats it's own, and previously because they were feeding cow to cow. This time they may be feeding human to human, since the cows will contain human DNA?
Not that they plan to use the cows for human food, of course... but what if an accident happened, and somehoe they got nitroduced into general cow populations?
I know very little of this, but perhaps soneone in genetics can enlighten?
There is currently a trial about this sort of thing happening over here in New Zealand.
From what I know they are doing stuff with human genes and cows already, and are wanting the go-ahead to start using genes of other animals.
There's a whole heap of crap about it here: http://http://www.nzherald.co.nz/ge
And it would make women even more desireable.
for diseases to jump the species barrier?
The living have better things to do than to continue hating the dead.
They won't be making any milkshakes out of this milk. They'll be processing it to take the proteins out and put them into a medicine; this is just a cheaper way to produce the proteins than whats currently there.
Viagra in milk, but how would this affect the cows??
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Be endless ways to fuck the man with this.
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