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An anonymous reader writes "Jet Propulsion Lab and Russian Academy of Sciences are reporting today that when held in suspended animation, permafrost bacteria can continue key molecular maintenance for at least 30,000 years. Since Martian permafrost is the most likely place to identify such still-living bacteria in the novel state of suspended animation, this new deep-freeze clock has considerable research promise as a biomarker. If the urban legend of Walt Disney being cryogenically-preserved under Disneyland's Pirates of Penzance amusement ride were true [it isn't], then his body would continue to repair radiation cell damage until, say, the year 30,000 A.D."
If his body were composed of bacterial cells, which it isn't.
The Disneyland ride is Pirates of the Caribbean. Pirates of Penzance is a Gilbert and Sullivan opera.
If the urban legend of Walt Disney being cryogenically-preserved under Disneyland's Pirates of Penzance amusement ride were true [it isn't],
Well, of course that's not true. He's frozen under the Teacups ride!
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So if Disney's cells can last for 30,000 years, and he can make it to 30,000 A.D., then that would mean he died in 0 A.D.
If that is the case, then maybe Disney's biggest secret isn't cryogenics but rather the secret identity he had running around Israel back in the day. You know, I've met people who worship Disney... this is all starting to make sense now. Maybe him coming back from the dead isn't such a long shot after all...
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Religion is a gateway psychosis. -- Dave Foley
I know no one is going to believe me -- no one ever DOES believe me. But one night, when I was like 5 or 6, I was staying at my grandmother's house for the weekend, and my 10/11-year old brother had basically taught me the joys of staying up until 4 or 5 in the am... i was playing some board game with my brother, and we had the disney channel on behind us.. and THEY FREAKING PLAYED A VIDEO RECORDING OF WALT DISNEY TELLING THE WORLD THAT HE WAS BEING FROZEN!
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I swear to Any Supreme Being You Might Believe In, that this is true -- but my brother doesn't remember it.
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It has been calculated that the normal human houses about a trillion bacteria on the skin, 10 billion in the mouth, and 100 trillion in the gastrointestinal tract. The latter number is far in excess of the number of eukaryotic cells in all organs which comprise the human host. It is sometimes said quite simply that there is more of "them" than "you'' in you
If the urban legend of Walt Disney being cryogenically-preserved under Disneyland's Pirates of Penzance amusement ride were true [it isn't]...
Of course it's not true. Everyone knows that he's under Cinderella's Castle! Sheesh!
When the only tool you have is a claw hammer every problem starts to look like the back of someone's skull.
The old saw in biochemistry is that a 10 K drop in temperature will cause an order of magnitude drop in the rate of biochemical reactions. But if the reaction is thermodynamically favorable it will still continue to move towards equilibrium. Kinetically hindered but exothermically favorable processes keep going at low temperature.
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Just, they're 30,000 years or so slow
It sounds spectacular, but its the expected result. More so, its the result a freshman chem/biochem major should expect.