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Atomic MEMS Battery has 50 Year Charge

notestein writes "Working for DARPA, a couple of Cornell researchers (Amil Lal, Hui Li ) have developed a battery that uses decaying nickel-63 to drive a flexing MEMS cantilever to generate electricity. They expect a production version to produce useful energy for at least 50 years."

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  1. Power supply? by Smidge204 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The article mentions attachign a magnet to the lever to generate electricity as it moves up and down.

    If the movement is caused by electric charges, why not have the lever contact an electrode, and funnel the electric charge off through whatever it is you're powering, and then back to the isotope film? Surely that would be a more efficient way to harness the power...

    Or, for that matter, why does the arm have to move at all?
    =Smidge=

    1. Re:Power supply? by The_Guv'na · · Score: 2, Informative

      The electricity generated would probably be of too high a voltage and too little current, similar to static electricity.

      Well that's what I think anyway. :P

      Ali

    2. Re:Power supply? by E.+T.+Alveron · · Score: 1
      Why not eliminate the lever?

      Here is a discussion of how PN-junctions absorb electrons directly from a beta-emitter embedded in a semi chip.

    3. Re:Power supply? by JohnPM · · Score: 2

      Yes, this is true. But what is the usual remedy for this? A transformer, which requires a certain quantity of ferromagnetic material such as iron. The result would be similar to the moving magnet and coil suggested in the article, but would probably be more elegant with less moving mass.

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  2. Uses.. by Xunker · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now, I could use this to power my night-light.. but it'd probably glow all by itself.

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  3. 2001 was right after all? by rnbc · · Score: 1
    Perhaps Kubrick and Clarke were not as far away when they included that atomic parker pen in 2001 :-)

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  4. What about other uses? by Klaruz · · Score: 1

    The article says it's planned on being used in small remote devices. If they get this thing down to 1mm and mass produce it, what about using it for things like laptops, cell phones, etc?

    Sure, it would take alot of those 1mm cells, but couldn't it be done? I'd love to have a laptop that ran 50 years between replacing the battery, with no charging required.

    1. Re:What about other uses? by Lord+Sauron · · Score: 5, Funny
      Other uses for a nuclear battery:

      Microwave replacement

      Heater

      Photographic film eraser

      Electromagnetical warfare

      Rodents killer

      Hair remover

      And I'm sure Al Qaeda can think of more wonderful uses.

    2. Re:What about other uses? by thorgil · · Score: 1

      ...smoke detector?....

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    3. Re:What about other uses? by giminy · · Score: 2

      How about a pacemaker?

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    4. Re:What about other uses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Penis Enlarger?

    5. Re:What about other uses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gee, this would mean that your laptop or cellphone would long be obsolete before the battery runs out.

      How would the marketers present this new feature??

    6. Re:What about other uses? by hplasm · · Score: 1

      "Hello, Radio Shack? I'd like to buy a new laptop for my battery..."

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  5. Alright! by MattCohn.com · · Score: 2

    Just take one of these, and one of these and you're set! But realy, the article said it could power small devices very long, but could it be very small and power a big device for an acceptable amount of time? Even if it had to be replaced every 10 years, I'd get one for my laptop if it was small enough, and cheap enough.

    1. Re:Alright! by karmavore · · Score: 1

      You could probably use a cluster of these to power a larger device for 50 years.
      Now that Ontario has privatized our electricity causing the rates to triple, I would really like to power my house.
      I wonder how big a cluster would be needed?

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    2. Re:Alright! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Imagine a b..... uh, never mind.

    3. Re:Alright! by Yottabyte84 · · Score: 1

      It provides power via radioactive decay. It lasts 50 years wether you use it or not. You can't exchange shorter life for logner lasting in this sort of thing.

  6. A laptop for 50 years? qjkx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Uh, I don't think you'll be keeping that laptop for 50 years. Seal that in.

  7. It'll never happen... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Just wait until the no-nuke freaks, flat-earthers, Nader kooks and other Luddites get a whiff of how this technology works. They'll try to scare the public into keeping this from becoming a reality.

    Of course we could really fry their minds by reminding them that the reason the earth is still hot inside is mostly because of radioactivity.

    Still, I think ignorance could be a factor in the public perception of this product. Of course, I'll be first in line to buy one.

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    1. Re:It'll never happen... by BitGeek · · Score: 4, Insightful


      That's a good point. They'd better not call it "Atomic" They should call it "nano"-- we haven't yet breed a fervent religious movement that hates nanotechnology for defying god, etc. Those types are still stuck on outlawing human cloning ( which is a right, by the way, you the right to reproduce-- who has the right to tell you *how* to reprorduce? Nobody)--- now that they have finally gotten over test tube babies.

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    2. Re:It'll never happen... by Myco · · Score: 3, Informative

      There's plenty of anti-nanotech freaks, though. Google "grey goo" and you'll see what I mean.

    3. Re:It'll never happen... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Just wait until the no-nuke freaks, flat-earthers, Nader kooks and other Luddites get a whiff of how this technology works.

      Um, as someone who thinks uranium or plutonium fission power is a highly sub-solution to our power needs, and who voted for Nader twice (though I'm not a flat-earther or a Luddite), I think this is fascinating and way-cool tech. Put the ad hominem down, ok?

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    4. Re:It'll never happen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    5. Re:It'll never happen... by global_diffusion · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They'd better not call it "Atomic"

      Definitely not. I work in the Nuclear Physics Lab (now known as CENPA) at my university and I can't tell you how much shit I get from people. They go nuts when they hear the word "nuclear" (or nucular to them ;). It's sad that people don't even understand physics enough to know that nuclear physics is the physics of the nucleus (and related thingies, of course). So sad....

    6. Re:It'll never happen... by Garg · · Score: 1

      ...we haven't yet breed a fervent religious movement that hates nanotechnology for defying god, etc.

      They obviously haven't read Acts of the Apostles yet, then.

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    7. Re:It'll never happen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course we could really fry their minds by reminding them that the reason the earth is still hot inside is mostly because of radioactivity.

      Uhh, I guess you could fry their minds by making them believe something that is false. Back here in reality, though, the earth's core is hot because convection and pressure. It is primarily impermeable to radiation given its density, thickness, composition, and the stacked layers of solid and liquid rock, including a very considerable amount of iron.

    8. Re:It'll never happen... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

      Well, then obviously you are not a no-nuke freak nor a Nader kook.

      I didn't say opposing nukes makes you a freak, nor does supporting Nader make you a kook. I said that those freaks and kooks that do fit the description will jump on this as the new doom of the world.

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  8. It won't make any difference by darkov · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The latest pentium laptop will still only get 2 hours use out of it.

    1. Re:It won't make any difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2 hours? How do you figure the math when the battery will last 50 years. You are thinking in terms of total power output vs total power consumption. These are not the same thing.

      It would take a large number of this kind of battery to power a laptop computer, so it's not likely to be seen in that kind of application. Those who are working on it haven't even hinted at it yet.

      I would love to see a car that could run cross country for 50 years without "refueling". I haven't seen someone put this power source on that scale yet.

  9. the battery is still alive by u19925 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now you will die before your battery does!

  10. Re:A laptop for 50 years? qjkx by Klaruz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I know I'd never keep a laptop for 50 years, but I might keep one for 5 years. I'd be happy to have a 5 year battery. Or a flashlight, or a radio, etc. 50 years is an unintentional side effect. Besides, if they use some sort of standard cells, I can just transfer them to whatever device I end up using down the line. That would make it worth the high premium for something like this.

  11. In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics by cryptor3 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    This technology is applicable to things as power hungry as cell phones or laptops. This power source is has good longevity, but not power density.

    The quantity of energy you'd get would be less than the energy of a decaying isotope, which is not very much. Even with advances in technology, this can't be very much. Furthermore, even if sufficient densities were achieved by mass producing cells, I'd keep an atomic MEMS laptop away from my lap unless I felt like nuking my nuts off.

    I strongly doubt that you would be able to (safely) generate enough energy from the radioactive decay of any isotope to power anything larger than a pocket calculator. Sure, nuclear waste gives off a significant deal of heat as it decays, but then you're talking about nuclear waste.

  12. Re:A laptop for 50 years? qjkx by Omega+Hacker · · Score: 5, Informative

    One detail conveniently left out of the article is how much actual *power* is generated by this device. If a 1cc device produces only 10mA sustained, you're far better off with standard batteries for most anything except devices that actually *require* a long-running power source, and don't draw any significant amount of current. Consider this: I use 4 1700mAh AA cells in my digicam. They're, what, 3-4cc each? So at 10mA per MEMS device, you get only 160mA from that same volume.

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  13. Theoretical Limit by Will_Malverson · · Score: 4, Informative

    A 1-kilogram chunk of Nickel 63 will give off about 25 Watts of pure beta radiation -- assuming that you configure it in such a way that the beta particles aren't reabsorbed by neigboring nickel atoms. Even assuming 100% efficiency, a battery capable of powering your laptop would weigh at least a few kilograms.

    1. Re:Theoretical Limit by leehwtsohg · · Score: 1

      That is assuming that you are using 25W all the time for 50 years. You could attach a regular rechargeable battery that will charge off the unused portion.

  14. possible future uses; and efficiency by WhiteChocolate42 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This power source would knock all of our current (no pun intended) Uninterruptible Power Supplies on their collective asses. If the power goes out, no worries, my server can stay on for 50 years... Also, in all seriousness, this seems like it would be the ideal power source for robots such as the "servant" variety that have been a staple of future homes in many science fiction stories. After all, it seems like a waste of time to have Robo-Jeeves plug himself in every night. The only obstacle that is obvious to me is the question of production efficiency; basically, how cheap is it to find/produce/refine large quantities of this Nickel isotope? If it takes a tremendous amount of power and time, that translates into tremendous expense, and decreases the likelyhood that we will ever see them in commercial products.

    1. Re:possible future uses; and efficiency by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't recharge, though... It would work for 50 years from the day it was manufactured. If you buy your UPS at your friendly neighbourhood Radio Shack, that could be as much as 15 years ago.

      It is, however, the closest thing we have to a "pocket" fission reactor, and still veddy cool, IMO. But Nickel 63 (Marketing Fluff, sorry, was only doc I could find that mentionned production early) isn't cheap or easy to produce, so I doubt it'll be seeing commercial applications in the immediate future. It takes at least 3 years of irradiation to manufacture a usable quantity of it.

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    2. Re:possible future uses; and efficiency by druzicka · · Score: 1

      I suspect that this power source wasn't designed for laptops or calculators or ballpoint pens... Seems to me that the dangers associated with disposal of a radioactive power supply dictates that this product will not see the consumer market.

      However, the longevity of the power source and its insensitivity to temperature suggest that it would be well suited for powering isolated scientific equipment. Missle silo monitoring and medical uses were mentioned in the article, but I'm sure that arctic weather stations or micro-satellites would be well suited uses for a small, long-term power supply.

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  15. Plenty of energy here. by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 5, Informative

    The quantity of energy you'd get would be less than the energy of a decaying isotope, which is not very much. Even with advances in technology, this can't be very much.

    Actually, this turns out not to be the case.

    Consulting Ye Rubber Bible, Nickel-63 liberates about 67 KeV per decay (quite low; decays are typically in the 1 MeV range). This gives an energy density of about 35 kW/hr per _gram_ over the lifetime of the battery. _Energy_ density is far higher than anything based on chemical reactions.

    It's _power_ density that's low for most practical battery materials. With a half-life of 92 years, you get about 20 mW per gram released (actually a bit more than that at first; it _averages_ to this as it emits half its decay energy over the whole 92 years).

    The nice thing about Nickel-63 is that the decay produces beta rays (high-energy electrons) and nothing else. This could be shielded by a thick sheet of plywood, or a thin sheet of lead. Most radioisotopes aren't nearly as friendly (there is usually gamma emission as the decay product sheds excess energy, which is difficult to shield against). [ObDisclaimer: I'm assuming that the lead also blocks the x-rays produced as the high-energy electrons smack into the shielding.]

    The other nice thing is that the decay product is stable and is a solid (Copper), and so both inert and likely to stay in the battery. Carbon-14, the other "friendly" radioisotope that I can think of offhand, has a lower power density (though a higher energy density), and produces a gas as a byproduct (Nitrogen), which could eventually cause problems if allowd to build up near your MEMS devices.

    1. Re:Plenty of energy here. by Guppy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "The nice thing about Nickel-63 is that the decay produces beta rays (high-energy electrons) and nothing else. This could be shielded by a thick sheet of plywood, or a thin sheet of lead. Most radioisotopes aren't nearly as friendly (there is usually gamma emission as the decay product sheds excess energy, which is difficult to shield against). [ObDisclaimer: I'm assuming that the lead also blocks the x-rays produced as the high-energy electrons smack into the shielding.]"

      The proportion of secondary X-rays (bremsstrahlung) generated by beta particles of a give energy is proportional to the atomic number of the adsorbing material -- so your best bet would be to use both, with the plywood facing the emitter and the lead on the outside.

      My experience is in the biological sciences, which use a lot of beta emitters for radiolabeling. We used commercially made beta shielding available from scientific supply places (VWR, Fisher, etc.), and they were all made of a plastic such as acrylic. I don't think I ever saw any heavy lead shielding anywhere in our labs.

  16. ObGhostbusters. by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 2

    Now you will die before your battery does!

    ObGhostbusters:

    "Will the equipment still work?"
    "It _should_. The power cells have a half-life of five thousand years..."

  17. hooray for technology by friedman101 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have this 10 year old calculator which the battery is yet to die in. It's powered by that never ending, limitless supply of radiant energy that we seem to ignore quite frequently.

    1. Re:hooray for technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How could that be? Do you not know that the sun is not 'limitless'?

    2. Re:hooray for technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We actually do know that it is most definitely not never-ending...

    3. Re:hooray for technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That battery only has a life span of a few more billion years. You might want to look into getting a new one before then.

    4. Re:hooray for technology by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      yes, flourescent office lighting, powering solar calculators at an efficiency of 0.0000001% from fossil and nuclear fuels since 1974!! hooray!!

  18. Radioactive Isotope Power... by Perdo · · Score: 2, Troll

    Hmmm.. what could we use this for?

    Reason. They'll use this for reason.

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    1. Re:Radioactive Isotope Power... by aluminumcube · · Score: 2

      They are pretty small batteries, better set Reason to Frappe and not Liquify...

    2. Re:Radioactive Isotope Power... by TerryAtWork · · Score: 1

      Nono - if voting were effective it would be declared 'unpatriotic'....

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    3. Re:Radioactive Isotope Power... by richie2000 · · Score: 2

      But the cooling vents would have to be the size of Delaware. :-)

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  19. microscopic? yes, but... by Captain_Stupendous · · Score: 2, Funny

    So how do you change the battery, when it's so small you can't see it?

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    1. Re:microscopic? yes, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This would be a kind of device where you never change the battery, you replace the entire device. In 50 years we would hope the device would have improved significantly enough to warrant complete replacement anyway...

      A more important question is how do you remember to check your battery? People forget to check the battery in their cars, smoke alarms and laptops all the time and they run out quite a bit more regularly.

  20. Where does Nickel-63 come from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Can this stuff even be produced in large quantities?

  21. How much/ton of the isotope? Is it safe as dust? by BerntB · · Score: 2, Interesting
    How much would it cost to generate enough for building a recharger for laptop batteries?

    If a lot of strong beta emitters were ground up and made into dust, would they be dangerous?

    (Doesn't Voyager and all other longterm probes to the outer solar system use beta emitter batteries?)

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  22. A note from the moderator... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The above suspicion is correct.

  23. Plenty of energy, but not power - and units by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    (Posting AC because I moderated other comments...)

    This gives an energy density of about 35 kW/hr per _gram_ over the lifetime of the battery.

    Two nits:

    1. The proper units are kw*hr, not kw/hr. Power is energy per unit time, energy is power times time. (Yes, this is slightly pedantic... until you realize how many people have NO IDEA what the units mean, and fail to understand a great many other important things as a result.)
    2. 35 KWH/gram over the life of the battery is still only 19 milliwatts per gram averaged over the first century, and that is assuming 100% conversion efficiency. The actual power density of these batteries is minuscule.
  24. Re:How much/ton of the isotope? Is it safe as dust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    (Doesn't Voyager and all other longterm probes to the outer solar system use beta emitter batteries?)

    No.

    Radioisotope Thermoelectric Generators (RTG's)
    Three RTG's provide electric power to Voyager. The generators produce about 1800 watts of heat by the radioactive decay of plutonium. The heat is then converted to about 400 watts of electric power by thermocouplers. The RTG's are mounted on a boom to protect the scientific instruments from excess heat and radioactivity.

  25. Size and power? Backup power usage? by phorm · · Score: 2

    This may have been mention earlier, but I didn't see actual numbers. My question would be, how big does this have to be to be useful. I'm assuming that a larger cantilever with a material emitting more radioisotopes (try saying that five times fast) will produce more power.

    I suppose it would also be assumed that many such configurations could be joined to produce a cumulative charge? But how big would it need to be, for example, to produce a charge equivilent to a small li-ion battery, or maybe even a standard house socket?

    I've seen some fairly large UPS boxes (not the postal service, the power supply). A continuous long-lasting power supply of that size would probably embraced with open arms. Enough power to fuel a small electronics array would also do wonders for areas without power lines.

  26. Grey Goo? by phorm · · Score: 1

    I got this on my google search...

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    I'm not sure it's about nanotechnology, but I think it mentioned midgets, does that count? :-)
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  27. not quite. :) by edunbar93 · · Score: 2

    Heh. Maybe not, but it's close enough that it makes no odds. :)

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  28. Waste disposal by curious.corn · · Score: 2, Informative

    I see too many issues for commercial mass production:

    1. Product timelife too long: consumer market requires frequent product renewal. Excessively long lasting products saturate and stifle market growth.

    2. Waste disposal: one of the most expensive and not yet completely accounted for voice in economic balances. The security requirements on such waste would impose prohibitive costs on it (I guess).

    3. Accidental environmental release:no one wants to get this stuff implanted in their lungs! So how can accidental/intentional product destruction be dealt with? Say a 1 Kg battery is destroyed in a fire, can we secure the radioactive plume? (guess what... no!) Depleted U was said to be safe yet there are cases of blood tumor amongst mil operators and civilians exposed to the waste developed malformations (Iraq).

    I don't think/hope this material will ever get mainstream. In certain scientific apps like sat it can be a good solution (or even an alternative: solar panels degrade quickly because of micrometeor collisions and ion implantation) or efficient deep space probes.

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  29. A love affair with nuclear power... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    ...is apparently what Americans had in the 1950s and 60s. Many projects sought to use atomic energy directly to power everyday items. A nuclear powered airplane was partially constructed but far too heavy to leave the ground. Also prototyped were a nuclear powered Bulova wristwatch, thermal underwear for diving impregnated with plutonium, and -- I am not making this up -- a nuclear powered coffee maker that would percolate for a century under its own power. Read article for all the details.

  30. You'll expire before the sun does by yerricde · · Score: 1

    That battery only has a life span of a few more billion years. You might want to look into getting a new one before then.

    That human body only has a life span of a few more dozen years. You might want to look into getting a new one before then.

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  31. Question: by JoeRobe · · Score: 1

    "Radioactive materials can emit beta particles, alpha particles or gamma rays, the last two of which can carry enough energy to be hazardous."

    Last time I checked, alpha particles couldn't even penetrate skin, and beta particles could, making them more dangerous. Isn't the penetration level series actually alpha then beta then gamma?

    On a related note, this just occured to me: when a beta-emitter emits an electron, thus leaving the atom positively charged, how does it ever gain an electron again. That is, if I have a block of, say Thorium 234 (a beta-emitter) sitting on a table, will it just become more and more positive, until you have a very positive chunk of Palladium?

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    1. Re:Question: by _Spirit · · Score: 2
      Alpha particles can be considered molecules and can be dangerous as a toxic substance when inhaled or swallowed.

      On a sidenote: I have trouble thinking of Palladium as positive ;-)

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  32. Why use a moving part! by pcjunky · · Score: 1

    The article says they could use the motion of the arm, which is produced in the first place by a difference in charge, to produce electricity. Don't you already have electricity by the differing charges! Why have any moving parts!

  33. What ever happened to... by wowbagger · · Score: 2

    the Nuclear Resonant Battery

    The idea was to create a high-Q resonant circuit, then drive the oscilation with a beta emitting isotope, and pull power out of the system via inductive coupling.

    The inventor claimed to be able to pull about 100 watts out of a soup-can sized power system.

    Was this later proven to be BS, or did it just die because it had the "n" word in it's name?

  34. Could the Casimir effect power a similar design? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article shows a cantilever developing a negative charge as the nearby radioactive metal delevops a positive charge. The charge attraction causes the cantilever to bend toward the metal until it touches, when the charges cancel and the cantilevel boings back to straight. Result - a cantilever that vibrates so long as the radioactivity remains strong.

    So has anyone thought of a similar design for getting vibration from the casimir effect? The Casimir effect causes conductive material separated by small spaces to attract. Presumably it doesn't attract nonconducting materials. And certainly there are materials that can be made to change from insulating to conducting.

    So: what if you put a conductive cantilever a few nanometers from a conductive baseplate? Would the Casimir effect cause the cantilever to bend until it touched the baseplate?

    If it were set up that the baseplate "switched" to nonconducting when the cantilever contacted the baseplate, the Casimir effect would turn off and the cantilever would snap back. Result - a similar vibrating rod that drew its energy not from radioactive decay but from .. umm.. the vaccuum?

    Can someone who actually knows QM tell if this is possible? Have people ever made MEMS devices in which the casimir effect plays a role?

  35. Re:Could the Casimir effect power a similar design by hplasm · · Score: 1

    I would like to know this too...

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