Frogs Adapts Call Frequency to Maximize Babes
BKize writes "Like a teenager turning his guitar amp up to 11, Nature magazine has an article on the discovery that a male Bornean frog tunes its mating call to its home tree cavity to maximize the sound volume, and thereby increase the odds it will attract a female. A lab experiment revealed the frog dynamically adjusts the frequency of the call if the acoustic properties of the cavity change."
Decent analagy, bad grammar.
i've been trying for years to find the exact tuning and accenturation with which to say "hey baby, come on over here".
/.ers can give me a hint, i'd appreciate it.
no breakthrough as of yet; if any of you accousticly & socially inclined
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"Can you hear me now?!"
/me hides in shame
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Poor hearing on the part of female Borneo tree frogs is God's Access Control Device. The male Borneo tree frogs are using an illegal hollow tree to bypass said ACD, and are therefore in violation of the DMCA against God.
God's lawyers are busy writing up the cease and desists right now. I'd hate to be a tree frog.
That's it! It's a new market that we never thought of before! Sell megaphones to tree frogs! It's a new paradigm!
...sadly, somebody probably would try to sell this.
I can just see the ad campaign now. "Don't bother searching for the perfect tree... use FrogAMP and watch the females hop right to you!"
Warning: Poster of this comment is a nerd. Just like everybody else here.
and the poor human babes have to turn to surgery and saline to get maximized.
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I thought the whole point of mating was to do it before you croak.
All kidding aside, wouldn't it be interesting to put these frogs in a set of tuned pipes and let them find their pitch? Find a (humane) way to stimulate them to call on command, and you'd have the world's first amphibious pipe organ.
...and a slashdotter?
The slashdotter has less chance of getting kissed by a princess.
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Actually, I don't think the amphibious pipe organ would work as described. Part of the organ (the frogs) would be amphibious. But I don't think frogs croak underwater (doesn't that require air?), and the aucoustic properties of the pipes would change if you filled them up with water.
Oh well, I guess it was all just a big pipe dream anyways.
Phil Lesh used to play different bass notes at the sound check, in order to find the resonant acoustic frequency of whatever concrete hockey-rink the Grateful Dead happened to be playing. He then hit the note during the concert to great effect. Don't know if he still does this or if it got him laid.