The Great Martian Traffic Jam
Kathy Miles writes "Not one, but three space agencies are lining up for Mars launches for June this year. The ESA (European Space Agency) is planning to launch their Mars Express in June for a December landing. NASA has two Mars landers almost ready to go, having fixed a few last minute problems and Japan is launching a Mars Orbiter called Nozomi. The two NASA rovers should arrive in January. Everyone wants to launch around June because Mars will not only be at opposition that month, but nearing a close approach to Earth in August when Mars will be closer to Earth than its been in hundreds of years."
To: High command
From: Special agent ngrrt
Re: Human launches toward our home
DAMMIT!
Do you have any IDEA how hard it is going to be for us to make that many launch failures look like accidents?
One or two we can make look like math errors, but this is going to strain even the human's credulity
Sincerely,
ngrrt
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If Americans get there first, it will be stripmined and claimed as sovereign territory.
If Japanese get there first, we'll get to see a lot of cool Martian Anime.
If Europeans get there first, then hell will freeze over.
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An interview was held with Former Iraqi Minister of Information Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf. He was quoted saying, 'DO NOT BELIEVE THE INFIDELS! There are no rovers! There is no Mars! They are lieing to you! Iraq still owns Mars! They are nowhere near it! We have spit on those snakes!'
Call me confused, but I thought Nozomi was already well en route to Mars, having launched in 1998. (It's taking longer than intended to get there due to some technical difficulty; I think they blew too much propellant early on, but don't quote me on that.) I haven't found anything on a second Nozomi mission with Google. Anyone know anything about this new mission?
Well it'd be a lot more fun that way...
DSN is aging and it's not what it used to be but someone (obviously NASA won't) should spend some money on this kind of networks. CCCP used to have a similar network, mostly using marine-based dishes but they are all rotting in their harbours.