Spam Lawsuit Clearinghouses?
cloudscout asks: "Spam is getting worse. Despite complex filtering and DNSBL systems the volume of unsolicited eMail continues to climb. The only promise so far has been an increasing number of laws designed to impede the spammers while others are using existing laws to tackle the problem. So when are we going to see this legal process become a commodity? There are already countless lawyers around the country who will accept a set price to fix traffic tickets, handle divorces and get the IRS off your back. When will we see attorneys who are willing to sue the spammers on your behalf for a reasonable, fixed fee?"
I'd rather deal with SPAM by making it technically harder to send out messages like that. I guess I'm just a little paranoid that one day I'll send out a message and find myself in court.
"Derp de derp."
Wouldn't a contingency system work better? Why should I pay the lawyer a set fee when the recovery will likely be greater than that? Why not have it so that I get 10-40% of the recovery, and let the lawyer take the rest?
I see a few problems: first, is there any case law to make this a matter of filling out the correct boilerplate and dropping it off with a judge? Second, how does one collect from out of the country spammers?
It's way too early to do this kind of stuff. Divorces and traffic tickets have been around for quite a while, and the kinks have been worked out of the systems.
Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
I'd be happy to just let the lawyers have whatever damages they can get from the spammers. They could set up a database and an email address and I could forward all my spamassassin tagged email to them and they could handle them on my behalf. I wouldn't pay them anything, and they would get to collect on whatever damages they can get, but I'd still be getting something out of the deal (less spam). Everybody wins! Even the spammers, no doubt, who will then begin spamming each other with, "Are you tired to getting sued for spamming others? Use SekretSpam, only $19.95!"
Too funny.
There are already countless lawyers around the country who will accept a set price to fix traffic tickets, handle divorces and get the IRS off your back.
Concidering how the general ethics level is in that perticular community, and much like the theme running in your analogy... there would probably be lawyer getting the spammers off spam suits, rather then to help condemning them.
Why does filtering work for me? I have several old domains with published email addresses. I probably get 1000 spams a day. SpamAssassin catches 99.8% of it, and AFAICT the only false positives I've ever had were messages discussing HGH cranks.
So, why does filtering work for me when it is supposedly futile?