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BSDVault Interviews Rick Collette of EkkoBSD

An anonymous reader writes "BSDVault has interviewed Rick Collette of the EkkoBSD project. Among other things they discuss project goals and roadmap for this new distro."

72 comments

  1. There's a better word for *BSD Vault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    check into "crypt"

    1. Re:There's a better word for *BSD Vault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      haha. I wonder how many thought that when they saw this headline. I know I did!

  2. Ekko...! ekkoooo! by users.pl · · Score: -1

    This thread is so barren and empty you can hear ekkos from the comments posted in here!

    Ekko...! ekkoooo! ekkooo!

    Ekko BSD. Ekkos of BSD's death cry.

    1. Re:Ekko...! ekkoooo! by Mod+Me+God · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      hello!

      helloooo!

      hellooooooooooooooo!

      --
      --

      FreeNET user? Comfortable with the adverse selection?
    2. Re:Ekko...! ekkoooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

      EkkoBSD. What is it about... is it good, or is it whack?

  3. Basically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    The situation is this:

    BSD is fucking dead.

    1. Re:Basically by slashcritic · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Then why are you bothering to read the BSD section you fucking idiot!

    2. Re:Basically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
      What We Can Learn From BSD
      By Chinese Karma Whore, Version 1.0

      Everyone knows about BSD's failure and imminent demise. As we pore over the history of BSD, we'll uncover a story of fatal mistakes, poor priorities, and personal rivalry, and we'll learn what mistakes to avoid so as to save Linux from a similarly grisly fate.

      Let's not be overly morbid and give BSD credit for its early successes. In the 1970s, Ken Thompson and Bill Joy both made significant contributions to the computing world on the BSD platform. In the 80s, DARPA saw BSD as the premiere open platform, and, after initial successes with the 4.1BSD product, gave the BSD company a 2 year contract.

      These early triumphs would soon be forgotten in a series of internal conflicts that would mar BSD's progress. In 1992, AT&T filed suit against Berkeley Software, claiming that proprietary code agreements had been haphazardly violated. In the same year, BSD filed countersuit, reciprocating bad intentions and fueling internal rivalry. While AT&T and Berkeley Software lawyers battled in court, lead developers of various BSD distributions quarreled on Usenet. In 1995, Theo de Raadt, one of the founders of the NetBSD project, formed his own rival distribution, OpenBSD, as the result of a quarrel that he documents on his website. Mr. de Raadt's stubborn arrogance was later seen in his clash with Darren Reed, which resulted in the expulsion of IPF from the OpenBSD distribution.

      As personal rivalries took precedence over a quality product, BSD's codebase became worse and worse. As we all know, incompatibilities between each BSD distribution make code sharing an arduous task. Research conducted at MIT found BSD's filesystem implementation to be "very poorly performing." Even BSD's acclaimed TCP/IP stack has lagged behind, according to this study.

      Problems with BSD's codebase were compounded by fundamental flaws in the BSD design approach. As argued by Eric Raymond in his watershed essay, The Cathedral and the Bazaar, rapid, decentralized development models are inherently superior to slow, centralized ones in software development. BSD developers never heeded Mr. Raymond's lesson and insisted that centralized models lead to 'cleaner code.' Don't believe their hype - BSD's development model has significantly impaired its progress. Any achievements that BSD managed to make were nullified by the BSD license, which allows corporations and coders alike to reap profits without reciprocating the goodwill of open-source. Fortunately, Linux is not prone to this exploitation, as it is licensed under the GPL.

      The failure of BSD culminated in the resignation of Jordan Hubbard and Michael Smith from the FreeBSD core team. They both believed that FreeBSD had long lost its earlier vitality. Like an empire in decline, BSD had become bureaucratic and stagnant. As Linux gains market share and as BSD sinks deeper into the mire of decay, their parting addresses will resound as fitting eulogies to BSD's demise.

  4. Slashdot Confirms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    *BSD is dead.

    I mean look at these comments!

    1. Re:Slashdot Confirms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Redundant
      No shit, Sherlock!

    2. Re:Slashdot Confirms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
      That's totally weird because my name actually is Sherlock!

  5. *BSD is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    Fact: *BSD is dying

    It is common knowledge that *BSD is dying. Everyone knows that ever hapless *BSD is mired in an irrecoverable and mortifying tangle of fatal trouble. It is perhaps anybody's guess as to which *BSD is the worst off of an admittedly suffering *BSD community. The numbers continue to decline for *BSD but FreeBSD may be hurting the most. Look at the numbers. The erosion of user base for FreeBSD continues in a head spinning downward spiral.

    OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of BSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.

    Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    All major marketing surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are infinitesimally dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among hobbyist dilettante dabblers. In truth, for all practical purposes *BSD is already dead. It is a dead man walking.

    Fact: *BSD is dying

  6. quick summary by DrSkwid · · Score: 4, Informative



    ekkoBSD is OpenBSD with an as yet unwritten web front end to the config files.

    Good luck to them but I can't help thinking :

    "quick, set up a bit torrent mirror before it gets /.'d"^U"why bother?"

    --
    There are places where the networks are not touching,and there are places where they are-Boeing's Lori Gunter
  7. FreeBSD's final Christmas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    Outside the frigid tumble-down shack, dry leaves before the wild winter hurricane fly. Here within, at the corner by the cold hearth rests an empty stool. A crutch without a master stands perched against the wall. These forlorn and lonely objects serve as mute reminders of their departed owner, FreeBSD.

    This crutch and vacant stool have become orphans, not unlike the now dead FreeBSD. No longer will FreeBSD hobble about on its cripple's crutch. Like the empty hearth, and the vacant stool, FreeBSD lies cold and still. FreeBSD's corpse, lifeless beneath frozen earth and December snows, will see no more Christmas cheer. No, there will be no Christmas ever again for FreeBSD, for FreeBSD is dead.

    Goodbye, FreeBSD. The pain of life forever stilled, sleep for all eternity in that long winter's nap. Fade gently into Earth's frozen bosom where in dreams even cripples walk and blind men see.

    1. Re:FreeBSD's final Christmas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      FreeBSD != OpenBSD, unless Linux == Microsoft then yeah.

  8. The Cryptkeeper. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    I can still here the Cryptkeeper cackling as he pulls out another spider-web-dusted *BSD distro CD from the casket.

    "Hehehehehee!"

  9. Aussie slang by MavEtJu · · Score: -1, Troll

    By forking away from a well-rooted OS, were given the

    In other words, OpenBSD is fucked.

    --
    bash$ :(){ :|:&};:
  10. Damnit people, come on: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Necrophilia is both a sin and a crime. Leave this *BSD corpse alone, to finally rest in its grave. God wants it this way.

  11. 3 visible posts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    This has got to be the least-cared-about story on Slashdot, ever. =)

    1. Re:3 visible posts? by endx7 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      This has got to be the least-cared-about story on Slashdot, ever. =)

      Yes it looks like it. ekkoBSD might be more interesting is if we had a nice phrase to go with it (like how portability goes with netbsd and so forth... we even know dfbsd aims to be high performance). We still don't -know- what ekkoBSD is for. My best guess right now is quick setup.

      Of course, having a nice phrase, motto, whatever isn't a guarentee to stardom.

    2. Re:3 visible posts? by slashcritic · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      No I think you are the least cared about since you had to reply to the article in the first place.

    3. Re:3 visible posts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      The *BSD Wailing Song

      What's left for me to see
      In my ship I sailed so far
      What can the answer be
      Don't know what the questions are.
      And after all I've done
      Still I cannot feel the sun
      Tell me save me
      In the end our lost souls must repent.
      I must know it is for certain
      Can it be the final curtain
      As long as the wind will blow
      I'll be searching high and low.
      Who knows what's really true
      They say the end is so near
      Why are we all so cruel
      We just fill ourselves with fear.
      And heaven and hell will turn
      All that we love shall burn
      Hear me trust me
      In the end our lost sould must repent.
      I must know it is for certain
      Can it be the final curtain
      As long as the wind will blow
      I'll be searching high and low
      Final curtain
      Final curtain

  12. BSD may not be dying.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    But if the entities who derive benefit from the BSD code trees they take from are unwilling to support it, and are willing to support GNU/Linux instead, the long term doesn't look good.

    As pointed out elsewhere on /. I give you the below.

    Go look here:
    http://developer.apple.com/darwin/projects/ streami ng/

    Then read the 'binary versions supported' section:
    Mac OS X (Duh!)
    Solaris (Ok)
    Windows (Again, Ok)
    RedHat Linux (Ok)

    Yet no FreeBSD binary.

    That's fine...lets use the source Luke. The Install script is broken for a FreeBSD install because it wants to use /bin/bash as the shell, and when that gets fixed it STILL doesn't install correctly.

    So FreeBSD is good enough for Apple to sync to (or plain old "steal" the code as a GPL zealot would say), but NOT good enough to be bothered to have DarwinStreamingServer supported in ports, a working binary, or even working Install scripts.

    Way to go Apple! Your lack of support for the VERY codebase you take benefit from just shows how the long term prospect for FreeBSD is.

    1. Re:BSD may not be dying.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So FreeBSD is good enough for Apple to sync to (or plain old "steal" the code as a GPL zealot would say), but NOT good enough to be bothered to have DarwinStreamingServer supported in ports, a working binary, or even working Install scripts.

      Way to go Apple! Your lack of support for the VERY codebase you take benefit from just shows how the long term prospect for FreeBSD is.


      Of course, Linux benefits from BSD sources as well. Too bad Linux developers steal BSD code all the time. You'd think in the spirit of open source and freedom, they would contribute back?

    2. Re:BSD may not be dying.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't "steal" BSD code.

      BSD lusers are the ones complaining about GPL being too restrictive and tout their "superiour" license but cry foul when someone wants to incorporate, legally, *BSD code into GPL projects.

    3. Re:BSD may not be dying.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't "steal" BSD code.

      Sure you can.
      Removal of the copyright notice is one way. Claiming the code is your own is another. A violation of the licensing terms would be a 3rd.

      cry foul when someone wants to incorporate, legally, *BSD code into GPL projects.

      And removal of the copyright notice would be ILLEGAL use. If you don't want to call that 'steal'ing, fine. Are you also going to claim when BSD code is used ILLEAGALLY and such is brought up (like the /. link in the parent) is that also 'crying foul'?

      The parent of this 'thread' does bring up the interesting point that Apple is 'blowing off FreeBSD' when it comes to their StreamingServer and would rather see the code running on Mac OS X, Windows, Linux and even Solaris rather than FreeBSD. Apple is WELL within their rights to take such actions. But, given Apple otherwise uses the developments of FreeBSD to move their Mac OS forward, to then snub the same codebase won't help in the long term.

    4. Re:BSD may not be dying.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure you can.
      Removal of the copyright notice is one way. Claiming the code is your own is another. A violation of the licensing terms would be a 3rd.


      You cannot "steal" bits and bytes. Software does not exist in physical form.

      Are you also going to claim when BSD code is used ILLEAGALLY and such is brought up (like the /. link in the parent) is that also 'crying foul'?

      The code was not used illegaly. It was a bunch of *BSD extremists who did not like to see legal use of their code in a competing project.

      Apple is WELL within their rights to take such actions. But, given Apple otherwise uses the developments of FreeBSD to move their Mac OS forward, to then snub the same codebase won't help in the long term.

      Of course, because *BSD trolls love to lump in Mac OS numbers with *BSD numbes.

      The criticism stops when it helps the *BSD community.

  13. It is official by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    It is official; Netcraft now confirms: *BSD is dying

    One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered *BSD community when IDC confirmed that *BSD market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.

    FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time FreeBSD developers Jordan Hubbard and Mike Smith only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: FreeBSD is dying.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.

    Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS dilettante dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.

    Fact: *BSD is dying

  14. 10 things that trolls say about BSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Can some one help me counter these fake points?

    1. You can not play games on it.
    2. It cannot be used by my grandma.
    3. It lacks a GUI of any note.
    4. There is no support available for it.
    5. It is an assortment of fragmented OSes.
    6. It cannot be run on the x86 platform.
    7. You have to compile everything and know C.
    8. Support for the latest hardware is always poor.
    9. It is incompatiable with GNU/Linux.
    10.It is dying.

    Thank you.

    1. Re:10 things that trolls say about BSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Hey,
      I thought we were talking about BSD here, bar point 9 your post sounds a little like, whats that os called again - oh yah linux.

  15. Thought for Today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
    I will fear no evil;

    For thou art with me;
    Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me.

  16. It's dead, jim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    It is official; Netcraft now confirms: *BSD is dying

    One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered *BSD community when IDC confirmed that *BSD market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.

    FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time FreeBSD developers Jordan Hubbard and Mike Smith only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: FreeBSD is dying.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.

    Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS dilettante dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.

    Fact: *BSD is dying

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  18. Web site link by gnu-sucks · · Score: 4, Informative

    From the neglected-to-be-mentioned web site:


    What is it?

    The goal of the ekkoBSD project is to provide a safe, secure, and simple to administer network operating system. This will be accomplished in a democratic manner, with a well-defined hierarchy, and an eye towards new ways of thinking.


    The Operating System

    ekkoBSD as a core OS offers security, stability, and flexibility to your infrastructure. As a default installation, ekkoBSD gives you an E-Mail server, Web Server, ssh, and several other services that would normally need to be added and secured.


    Single Servers

    A concept that has been with ekkoBSD since it's beginning are the implementations of "Single Servers". These are much like the single-floppy firewalls, rescue discs, etc. found within PicoBSD. ekkoBSD/TF is a single server example of a transparent nat firewall on a single floppy, hard disk, or CD.

    1. Re:Web site link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
      It is now official - Netcraft has confirmed: *BSD is dying

      Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *BSD community when recently IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

      You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time FreeBSD developers Jordan Hubbard and Mike Smith only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: FreeBSD is dying.

      Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

      OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.

      Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

      All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.

      Fact: *BSD is dead

    2. Re:Web site link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're quoting articles from 2001. Can't you trolls get with the times ? It's 2004 for god sakes.

    3. Re:Web site link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nah, thats the idea. to get people riled up. it's pretty entertaining really. an article that does not get flamed = article that no one read :)

  19. The Feeding Tube by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Oct. 23 -- BSD resumed receiving life-sustaining care yesterday in a
    Florida hospital room, but many experts said there is virtually no hope
    that it will ever recover, despite it fan boy's desperate hopes.

    "IF IT'S over a year, BSD's not ever going to get up," said Fred Plum, a
    professor emeritus at Weill Cornell College in New York. "You'd just
    don't see it. It just doesn't happen."
    BSD, 39, has been in a persistent vegetative
    state since its heart stopped for unknown reasons in 1990. A feeding
    tube in BSD's stomach was removed this past Wednesday after its husband,
    Theo De Ratt, who said his wife had told him she (BSD) would not want to
    be kept alive under such circumstances, won a long series of court
    battles to have life-sustaining nourishment withdrawn so she (BSD) could
    die.

  20. I couldn't give a flying fuck by DrSkwid · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    No I couldn't give a flying fuck about the /. editors.

    I don't need to repost other people's comments to get 5's thanks.

    I already have a great time thinking of my own comments.

    Now then, fuck off.

    --
    There are places where the networks are not touching,and there are places where they are-Boeing's Lori Gunter
    1. Re:I couldn't give a flying fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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      Here are the facts:

      • In ancient times, including Jesus' time, the Arabian peninsula was considered part of what we now call Africa, not "the Near East" or "the Middle East".
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      • Jesus' male ancestors trace a line from Shem. However, ethnically and racially, they were mixed Semitic and Hamitic from the times spent in captivity in Egypt and Babylon. Rahab and probably Tamar were Canaanites. Although Canaanites spoke a Semitic language, they were descendants of Ham through his son Canaan. Bethsheba, who had been the wife of Uriah the Hittite, probably was a Hamitic (black) Hittite herself.

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  21. YHBT YHL HAND by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    lol u still fall for it

  22. ATTENTION MODERATORS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I see that anti-BSD posts are being modded down - as they should be.

    But why is someone with the username of gnu-sucks (the parent poster) modded up?

    Hmm?

    Please correct this. Otherwise its hypocrisy.

    1. Re:ATTENTION MODERATORS by gnu-sucks · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I see that anti-BSD posts are being modded down - as they should be.

      My post is in NO way anti-bsd. I simply quoted the site for the EkkoBSD Project. Seriously. Read it. I think people assumed it was a troll because of the length and the use of bold letters. Sorry if I confused anyone! I use FreeBSD and OpenBSD all the time

      But why is someone with the username of gnu-sucks (the parent poster) modded up?

      My username defines my opinion of the GNU GPL. By the way, all BSD operating systems (except gnudarwin) are licensed under the BSD license - and thats one thing I like about BSD. Its not GNU.

      Honest, I mean good here people! And I'm glad someone finally noticed my username... Linux is great, btw, I just prefer BSDs, and I find the BSD license much more commercially successful.

      A pleasant evening to you all.

    2. Re:ATTENTION MODERATORS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      My post is in NO way anti-bsd. I simply quoted the site for the EkkoBSD Project. Seriously. Read it. I think people assumed it was a troll because of the length and the use of bold letters. Sorry if I confused anyone! I use FreeBSD and OpenBSD all the time

      Why dont you read what I said? I never said YOUR post was anti-BSD.

      My username defines my opinion of the GNU GPL. By the way, all BSD operating systems (except gnudarwin) are licensed under the BSD license - and thats one thing I like about BSD. Its not GNU.

      Thats fine. You should be allowed to have your opinions. But the problem is that the moderation here is one-sided and penalizes anyone who criticizes BSD but has no problem with people who bash Linux. Therefore the hypocrisy in the moderation going on around here.

    3. Re:ATTENTION MODERATORS by gnu-sucks · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Thats fine. You should be allowed to have your opinions. But the problem is that the moderation here is one-sided and penalizes anyone who criticizes BSD but has no problem with people who bash Linux. Therefore the hypocrisy in the moderation going on around here.

      I'm sorry you feel that way - I'm a fair moderator, and I don't specifically mod down posts due to which unix the poster prefers or dislikes. I don't see the hypocrisy in moderation - the same diverse group that posts to slashdot (minus the trolls and the anonymous cowards) gets to moderate the discussions. If you feel this is unfair, as all the moderators have different opinions, I suppose its your right to feel that way.

      BTW, most of the posts on slashdot critical of BSD are automatically posted by various slashdot bots. They're the same post EVERY TIME. Some of them are years old.

      As for linux bashing, its rare. Most people here don't even see a difference between linux and open source. Notice the posts about KDE's new file i/o interface. It was posted as "something new for linux" (or something similar). Nobody even assumed it might work on a more popular unix-like system, such as Mac OS X.

      Anyway, if you don't like the moderation, stop posting anonymously, and maybe you'll be moderating soon. The system is only as perfect as its participants.

    4. Re:ATTENTION MODERATORS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
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    5. Re:ATTENTION MODERATORS by R.Caley · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      But why is someone with the username of gnu-sucks (the parent poster) modded up?

      You think moderation should be based on the poster's choice of username? That would certainly simplify the moderation interface, people with mod points could just be given a list of today's sign ups to score.

      Of course, since you chose to be `Anonymous Coward' you'd get -1000000 on every post.

      I think you may have forgotten to engage brain before posting.

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  23. Sorry, Pard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    those are all things Linux can do and BSD cant.

    Never let your emotions get mixed up with something as silly as a computer
    operating system. It isn't healthy. So BSD fails. Big whoop. Deal with it and move on.
    Hope this helps.

  24. YHBT YHL HAND by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    you != intelligent unless canfly(pigs)

  25. Lights out, pard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Somewhere, in a lonely hospital room,

    *BSD is dying

  26. bsd problems, please take note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll


    I don't want to start a holy war here, but what is the deal with you BSD fanatics? I've been sitting here at my freelance gig in front of a BSD box (a PIII 800 w/512 Megs of RAM) for about 20 minutes now while it attempts to copy a 17 Meg file from one folder on the hard drive to another folder. 20 minutes. At home, on my Pentium Pro 200 running NT 4, which by all standards should be a lot slower than this BSD box, the same operation would take about 2 minutes. If that.
    In addition, during this file transfer, Netscape will not work. And everything else has ground to a halt. Even Emacs Lite is straining to keep up as I type this.

    I won't bore you with the laundry list of other problems that I've encountered while working on various BSD machines, but suffice it to say there have been many, not the least of which is I've never seen a BSD box that has run faster than its Windows counterpart, despite the BSD machines faster chip architecture. My 486/66 with 8 megs of ram runs faster than this 800 mhz machine at times. From a productivity standpoint, I don't get how people can claim that BSD is a "superior" machine.

    BSD addicts, flame me if you'd like, but I'd rather hear some intelligent reasons why anyone would choose to use a BSD over other faster, cheaper, more stable systems.

    1. Re:bsd problems, please take note by smu+johnson · · Score: -1

      >>> I don't want to start a holy war here, but what is the deal with you BSD fanatics? I've been sitting here at my freelance gig in front of a BSD box (a PIII 800 w/512 Megs of RAM) for about 20 minutes now while it attempts to copy a 17 Meg file from one folder on the hard drive to another folder. 20 minutes. At home, on my Pentium Pro 200 running NT 4, which by all standards should be a lot slower than this BSD box, the same operation would take about 2 minutes.

      Softupdates, my friend... Softupdates. On some FreeBSD systems softupdates is not set up by default, just like PCM sound isn't setup by default in the kernel config.

      Softupdates caching is very fast my friend and after a proper configuration, that problem will be a thing of the past. Don't bash FreeBSD when it hasn't even been properly set up to take advantage of a computer's resources and potential.

    2. Re:bsd problems, please take note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      It always helps when you use something newer than 4.3 on Lites. Cheers!

      On the more serious side, there could be a few reasons (likely a combination). Your disk could be slow, dying, or both. You partitioned stupidly, or at least in a way that is not as good as it could be. Your filesystem could be mounted with the wrong options (perhaps a bug in the installer?). You might want to patch for softupdates in your filesystem (you are using a BSD UFS right?), or enable it because it is likely there.

      You also might want to check for resource utilization. Most BSD-based systems that aren't brand-spankin'-new have low default values for MAXUSERS and other kernel variables that can dramatically affect system performance. Newer versions of FreeBSD detect your memory size at boot-time and set this for you, but others you may have to edit your kernel config and recompile.

      For the record, I have never seen a BSD (Free, Net, Open, 4.4 on Lites) machine transfer a file that slow unless the disk is bad or I fucked up a config. For more information, I suggest reading the tuning manpage (www.freebsd.org/cgi/man.cgi if you aren't on bsd now) and reading the freebsd handbook (www.freebsd.org). If you're using an older copy of BSD, you also might want to upgrade to a newer copy.

      Brandon

    3. Re:bsd problems, please take note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      http://pepper.idge.net/slashdot/ is also reccomended for more fine trolls. If you have any problems or submissions, send 'em to feedback@nero-online.org

    4. Re:bsd problems, please take note by mrplastik · · Score: 2, Insightful

      BSD addicts, flame me if you'd like, but I'd rather hear some intelligent reasons why anyone would choose to use a BSD over other faster, cheaper, more stable systems.

      I think you need to check your facts again. Did you just actually say "Cheaper"? Oh you make me laugh. (The "faster" and "stable" comments are even funnier.)

      See NetCraft For proof of what is more stable.

      Just because you're unable to comprehend how to utilize BSD, doesn't in any way lesser it's value, to anyone but you. All the same, if some Windows user tried to use Linux, and was completely lost, You'd just flame him and tell him to "get a clue" or "rtfm". The person who's too uneducated to utilize it, is the only one who's missing out.

      There's more reasons than I can list, I've been running *BSD variants since 1993, and Linux (before any distributions existed) since 0.99. BSD is cleaner, the -core teams usually have brighter developers on them, FreeBSD ports are still number 1, the BSD layout is just far superior IMHO, (I usually tend to run slackware, which is the closest to BSD you can get in a Linux basically) my memory footprint is slightly over 3 MB on most of my servers, with a minimal set of services running, (obviously my mysql, apache, and such servers eat more due to the daemons tieing it up) and the list continues on.

      Don't flame BSD because you can't figure it out.

      Sounds like a personal problem.

      -mpf

  27. Who modded this Interesting? by MalleusEBHC · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This is a rehash of an old Apple troll. Mod down accordingly.

    1. Re:Who modded this Interesting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      The Simpsons fucking sucks you worthless faggot.

    2. Re:Who modded this Interesting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      The Simpsons fucking sucks you worthless faggot.

      haha. you = pwned

  28. haha - moderators think BSD is dying too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    this particular troll seems to trip alot of them up. so funny.

    Proof that BSD is dying and good to see some moderator abuse.

  29. Coping with failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    While it is true that BSD is dying, there are some helpful steps you can take:
    • deal with the inevitable.
    • grieve for your loss.
    • move on.
    Never let your emotions get tangled up with something as silly as a computer
    operating system. It isn't healthy. So BSD fails. Big whoop. Deal with it and move on.
  30. Why did you use your karma bonus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Your post was neither insightful or informative and does not deserve extra points.

    Oh wait, thats called hypocrisy.. A practice common in the BSD section of Slashdot.

  31. YHBT YHL HAND by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    you fell for such an obvious troll. congrats on getting the 'stupid' award.

  32. MOD DOWN - KNOWN TROLL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    see his other posts.

  33. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    mod parent up insightful please

  34. you wrote a reply that no one cares about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    why, nigger?

  35. BSD death plunge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    A tourist bus carrying BSD skidded off a mountain road and fell into a gorge in western India, killing 22 people and injuring 30 others, Press Trust of India news agency said Sunday. The accident occurred just before midnight Saturday on a mountain road near Mahabaleshwar, a hill resort 95 miles southeast of Bombay, said PTI quoting police.

    The driver of the bus was negotiating a bend in the road when he lost control of the vehicle which skidded and crashed into a gorge, nearly 200 feet below. Residents of nearby villages and authorities found 22 bodies. BSD was among the dead. The corpse has gone unclaimed, leading to speculation that BSD was indeed an orphan. Calls to former spouse Wind River went unreturned.

  36. No wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll


    It's clear why this section is deserted. All the BSD "l"users are spamming the Developers forum. Evidence. I'm totally sick of your lame, cut and pasted "Linux is dying" bull that you crapflood the Developers forum with, so cut it out. I've sent several strobgly worded complaints to the Slashdot about this, so watch out : IP bans could be next.

    Linux is a growing, vibrant community and I for one am sick of you BSD users who continually troll. If you can't even utilise your own section, stop trolling other peoples. I said as much in my e-mail to slashdot. I post anonymously because I don't want any repercussions.

    1. Re:No wonder by mrplastik · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Review my posts, and then tell me I'm trolling.
      Refering to BSD users, as "lusers" - absolutely classic. What is this, the third grade? That's why all my Linux buddies say the BSD's are "too hard" for them, right?

      Right.
      (Which, in itself that statement is laden with humor, to me)

      Look at your own trolls first, before you point the finger on us.
      There's a multitude of Cut and Paste trolling going on, if you'd only pay attention. Am I crying to /.? No, I'm methodically disproving their posts. Don't try and nix free speech, people are free to say what they wish, no matter how oblivious they are to the facts.

    2. Re:No wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      Funny thing, but FreeBSD is super gay. Very few married people use FreeBSD. There is a very high number of BSD homosexuals who like to "shack up" at BSD conventions.

      BOF indeed! La Cage aux Folles is more like it . .

    3. Re:No wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have now reviewed your posts, you offtopic troll.

      Your name has been added to the list of people who are ruining the developer forum for legitimate users, because it is clear you are logging in under another account, and then using this one as a kind of ironic statement. You have not been clever enough, troll.

      I used to like BSD users, until I met some of them - both personally and on-line. And I was frankly appalled at some of the language they used.

      I shouldn't take your troll bait, but all this nonsense about cut and pasting here? In the BSD section? What are you talking about? Look at Developers for the true, asinine cut and paste auto-trolling, done by embittered BSD lusers.

      I am done with you, MrPlastic.

  37. Something to ponder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    So why now? Why did *BSD fail? Once you get past the fact that *BSD is fragmented between a myriad of incompatible kernels, there is the historical record of failure and of failed operating systems. *BSD experienced moderate success about 15 years ago in academic circles. Since then it has been in steady decline. We all know *BSD keeps losing market share but why? Is it the problematic personalities of many of the key players? Or is it larger than their troubled personalities?

    The record is clear on one thing: no operating system has ever come back from the grave. Efforts to resuscitate *BSD are one step away from spiritualists wishing to communicate with the dead. As the situation grows more desperate for the adherents of this doomed OS, the sorrow takes hold. An unremitting gloom hangs like a death shroud over a once hopeful *BSD community. The hope is gone; a mournful nostalgia has settled in. Now is the end time for *BSD.

  38. Hogwash, and Trolls. by mrplastik · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Losing JKH from -core was to say the least, unsavory, yet you think FreeBSD is dependant on 1 or 2 members of the -core team? I mean... come on, seriously? If FreeBSD is "dead" because of a 'decline in market share' or due to losing a member or two of the core team, you're just sadly mistaken. To play devil's advocate: Let's assume you're correct, and we lose half our user base. What a pity! /*sarcasm*/ Regardless, we'll continue to hack away, we really don't care - and our success is NOT measured by how many use our "Product." If that were the case around the board, Linux might as well be refered to as "dead", since Microsoft reigns supreme, still.
    I quote:

    Seven of the top nine sites run on FreeBSD. The exceptions are Datapipe, which is doing a fine job of promoting the reliability of Windows 2003, and German hosting company komplex.net which runs on Linux.

    Posted by mhp at 08:54 AM UTC on Jan 11, 2004 in Hosting, Performance.
    Reference: news.netcraft.com

    FreeBSD seems to have been whooping ass in the hosting field for a while now according to NetCraft surveys. (Long before this article's 6 month window as well.)
    .. I think I might know why *BSD trolling has seen a sharp increase in the last 6+ months or so, Hmm, gee..

    This NetCraft article proves nothing about say, Linux vs. FreeBSD or FreeBSD vs. Win2k3, to me it says, FreeBSD isn't dying off, and if it is, it sure is a pain riddled, horrifcally slow death. (if less people are running FreeBSD, good, less morons to have to help , I'm sick of being asked how to update the locate database after all these years..)

    Before you put words in JKH's mouth: See JKH's resignation
    Why did Apple hire JKH? Not because he looks good in a push-up bra, I can promise you that.
    If JKH thinks FreeBSD is no longer viable code, why does Apple continue to develop a branch off FreeBSD, and why is Panther based from FreeBSD 5.x? OS X Panther(features column)

    FreeBSD isn't a "clique" of elites, we didn't all install FreeBSD because it's "Cool". So many Linux zealots have called FreeBSD users out, saying we're trying to "fit in." Which is ironic, since many of them installed it because their buddies said, "Oh l00k, itz 31337 d00d."

    I've run Linux since kernel 0.99, there was a time I prefered Linux(0.99 - 2.0.34) over any BSD, those days are long passed. However, I DO NOT look down my nose at Linux users, and I certainly don't troll any Linux "forums", yet why is this occuring vice versa? It's unfortunate, the Linux community is also very plagued by the '14 year old zit-faced kids who just installed RedHat, and want to "hax teh g1bs0n."' (I've taken enough abuse from the Linux crowd, talking about "Fat, unwashed, Star Trek watching *BSD nerds" to justify that last comment.) Which is one reason I don't ever want them crossing over to the FreeBSD crowd, thus if we have less 'market share', in that respect it's a VERY GOOD THING(tm).

    Many of my sysadmin friends run purely Linux based networks(server-side), and when I ask why they don't even try a *BSD, the common answer I've received is, "It's too hard." Which in turn makes me chuckle to myself because they're really missing out on something great. I don't make fun of them and/or their networks, nor try to say they're running an antiquated or conviluted system. (To say FreeBSD is either of these, is to deny the facts.) To each his own, and if they choose to live in ignorance, MORE POWER TO THEM, it's their prerogative.

    We were around in 1992, and we'll continue to be, regardless what the slashdot trolls attentively (or not so attentively..) splurge in digital form.

    -mpf

    P.S. I wonder how long Yahoo!(tm) will run a dead operating system (FreeBSD) across it's server pools?
    ( Next time don't post out of date,