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OhioLinuxfest 2004 Gearing Up
Damin writes "The Ohio LinuxFest is a free event, open to all interested on a first-come, first-serve basis. Aside from the impressive lineup of speakers, what makes this event so cool is that it is organized entirely by volunteers from all of the Ohio LUGS. Last year, people travelled from nine states to participate. The event will be hosted at The Ohio State University in Columbus, Ohio, on Saturday, October 2nd, from 10:00AM until 6:00PM. While this is a free event, registration is required. Full details & registration information can be found at the event's website."
I live too far away to attend...
It will happen.
Reuters, Afghanistan
In a candle lit tent filled with towl headed but otherwise fully naked sand niggers, an anonymous GNAA representative announced his plans to assassinate George W. Bush for his attempts to suppress faggotry in the US. While masturbating furiously during an anal sodomy, he was quoted as saying, "[George W. Bush's] bill to ban gay marriages may have been largely defeated in the US Senate, but the GNAA does not stand for overt insults to its sodomous ideology."
After an abrupt orgasm accompanied by profuse sweating which provided much needed drinkable liquid to the otherwise arid area, it was stated by the GNAA representatives that George W. Bush's assassination will be carried out "soon." They plan to deploy 37 Apache helicopters in a formation depicting an erect penis to the white house painted proudly with the Penisbird emblem. After suicide bombing the white house with a few of the helicopters, some of the remaining ones will land and initiate a full scale foot assault on the establishment. Fully erect and positively naked GNAA soldiers will capture the president and incapacitate him through a series of vicious and unrelenting sodomies, finally ending his miserable life by forcing him to suffocate by orally accepting the penis of a Gay Nigger.
Meanwhile, the secret service and other fascist American establishments will be kept at bay by GNAA's third corporate infantry, which consists of a Nigerian and Afghanistanian assembly of Gayniggers equipped with the weapons of mass destruction which were never found in Iraq due to the negligence of the now analy and orally sodomized president.
The GNAA has appropriated these weapons during it's recent hostile takeover of Electronic Arts and has profited $200 million in its third quarter due to its sale of Decapitation Insurance.
The assassination of George W. Bush will send a clear message to America that the GNAA cannot be suppressed through legislation. "Erotic torturous sodomy causing the death of the president is just the beginning."
About GNAA:
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Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
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Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can
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"All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power." - Ashleigh Brilliant
...but will there be drugs?
^^
how good could something be if people just give it away? ;)
We're not a 501c3 organization this year, and so we don't have the needed infrastructure in order to charge for admission. We do have some CafePress gear available with a $1.00 markup on each item to help us cover some of the costs we're footing from our personal funds. No donations required, though. Besides, it's better when it's free (sex AND conferences)! ;)
We have some excellent speakers coming in this year from Red Hat, Novell (SUSE), the Apache Software Foundation, the Samba Team, and more. We're having an excellent speaker on the Asterisk PBX for Linux and VoIP technologies.
Hosted at The Ohio State University in Columbus, Ohio and with plenty to see and do in the city during the visit, as well! I'm looking forward to seeing a lot of friends this year, and the afterparty should be grand!
...what makes this event so cool is that it is organized entirely by volunteers...
I'm so glad they've stopped the practice of involuntary servitude...
Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
Geez, this is just down the street from me. I am grateful that the organizers were able to get some vendors and OSS people to attend; even with the Internet, it's still useful for people in the Linux/OSS community to get together F2F.
If you don't already attend a LUG or computer user group, consider joining one or starting one-- the outreach to your city/town/neighborhood reinforces that OSS is a community effort, even if it's a global community.
Always look on the briight side of life! (whistle, whistle)