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Interview with Natalie Jeremijenko

cynical writes "From releasing packs of Feral Robot Dogs that sniff out chemical contamination, to teaching Yale engineering students socially responsible design, to co-authoring Biotech Hobbyist Magazine, Natalie Jeremijenko's work merges engineering, biology, politics and art. Enviro-tech blog WorldChanging has an exclusive interview with Jeremijenko where she discusses how art and technology mix, garage biotech, and being the "Q" (from James Bond) of the activist community."

87 comments

  1. The important Slashdot question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Anyone got pictures?

    1. Re:The important Slashdot question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Here's one. Oh yeah!

    2. Re:The important Slashdot question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      she looks a lot better in the world changing site where her face is covered in photoshop mist...

    3. Re:The important Slashdot question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was going to mod this funny because I thought you had just posted a picture of a guy who looked like a girl.

    4. Re:The important Slashdot question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Addendum: While I think she is very attractive (triply so because she is also clearly at least as intelligent as me and somewhat similar in political viewpoint to me), she also apparently has a child (actually pictured breastfeeding in another image on that site).

      That instantly prevents me picturing her as a long-term mate, even if I can appreciate her aesthetically.

      I'm a guy. I suck :-(.

    5. Re:The important Slashdot question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look what veganism does to you...I'll take Ann Coulter any day.

    6. Re:The important Slashdot question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      triply so because she is also clearly at least as intelligent

      Wow you have a high opinion of yourself. That's a pretty huge insult you just tossed at her. She's so much smarter than you, you may as well be a lower primate.

      Also she's very hot.

    7. Re:The important Slashdot question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which part of "at least as" do you need help with? "At"? "Least"? Tell me when, lemur-boy!

    8. Re:The important Slashdot question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, yeah. Right, whatever....

    9. Re:The important Slashdot question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is saying "you're at least as intelligent as an ant" a compliment to you? Well for you it might be, but for a human of normal intelligence, it's an insult.

    10. Re:The important Slashdot question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because humans of normal intelligence are stupid. "at least as intelligent as an ant" would be roughly just a statement of fact (though I hold that "intelligence" is ill-defined). I certainly wouldn't be insulted by someone stating it about me. I might be insulted by their thinking I might take it as an insult, though I probably wouldn't give a fuck either way, I'm like that.

    11. Re:The important Slashdot question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look what veganism does to you...I'll take Ann Coulter any day.

      You can have her, but do us all a favor and keep your dick in her mouth so that she can't continue spouting that right-wing tripe.

    12. Re:The important Slashdot question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hehe... sounds like a plan to me!




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    13. Re:The important Slashdot question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since we're comparing humans, I fail to see your 'point'.

    14. Re:The important Slashdot question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because you're stupid.

    15. Re:The important Slashdot question by thhamm · · Score: 1

      im not sure *why* i dont know if i should mod the first post funny or overrated.

      someone enlighten me please.

    16. Re:The important Slashdot question by bhtooefr · · Score: 2, Informative

      C'mon. You COULD have used this picture, or (by popular demand) this picture (somewhat NWS in today's "politically correct" world, but it doesn't actually show anything).

    17. Re:The important Slashdot question by bhtooefr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ah, got the second link wrong. It's http://cat.nyu.edu/natalie/image.html.

    18. Re:The important Slashdot question by dan+of+the+north · · Score: 1

      NYU bio with small b&w pic.

    19. Re:The important Slashdot question by the+pickle · · Score: 1

      Why, yes, in fact, I do.

      (Thanks to fmaxwell for the idea.)

      p

    20. Re:The important Slashdot question by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Isn't that child getting a bit old for breastfeeding? Hmm... Funny with the "OMG what're you doing!" look on her too.

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  2. Neat :) by Kujila · · Score: 1

    Very cool... a step towards I,Robot? :)

    I'm not sure *I* personally could play with a robotic dog and feel normal, I guess I'm just old-fashioned.

    None-the-less, that's very interesting...

    1. Re:Neat :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah! Does she have an electric sheep on the roof?

  3. We're in trouble now... by Avyakata · · Score: 1

    As if security paranoia wasn't high enough around here in the first place... Interesting, nonetheless...

  4. Q by Hatta · · Score: 2, Funny

    WorldChanging has an exclusive interview with Jeremijenko where she discusses how art and technology mix, garage biotech, and being the "Q" (from James Bond) of the activist community."

    It would have been more interesting if she was the Q (from ST:TNG) of the activist community.

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    1. Re: Q by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't the activist community already have enough annoying people that show up at random times?

    2. Re: Q by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I liked Q better when he was short, green, and meddling in the affairs of two idiotic cavemen.

    3. Re: Q by pjt33 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Since it's the weekend there seems to be a dearth of mods, making this the perfect time for a grammar Nazi to give a lesson in the subjunctive mood. It is used to express a hypothetical. The third person (feminine) imperfect subjunctive of "to be" is "she were".
      It would have been more interesting if she were the Q...
      More detailed explanations will be easily located with Google.
    4. Re: Q by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh grow up, 007.

  5. They sniff out chemical contamination? by Osrin · · Score: 0

    crap - soon my bathroom will be full of Feral Robot Dogs.

    1. Re:They sniff out chemical contamination? by rts008 · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't worry too much. If MS has their way, the Feral Robot Dogs will run on Windoze, experience a software based "illegal operation", and get caught up in a neverending "loop" sniffing each others butts.

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    2. Re:They sniff out chemical contamination? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      The live ones are pretty good at it too. (No word if they got Timmy out of the well however.)

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  6. Interesting... by nebulus4 · · Score: 1, Funny
    Natalie Jeremijenko's work merges engineering, biology, politics and art.

    Hmmm... I thought it was Arnold Schwarzenegger's job.

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  7. I love her take on "problem people" by 5n3ak3rp1mp · · Score: 3, Interesting

    From an interview at BoingBoing... "Of course they say they'd use it to bring down 'problem people', i.e. direct action leaders."

    Doing the right thing so often means fighting the power... Sometimes, leading is leaving. Or pissing off. If you do what everyone wants you to do, you will have no real influence on the world whatsoever.

    I like her attitude.

    1. Re:I love her take on "problem people" by The-Bus · · Score: 1

      That link is an excerpt from the article in the submission. A bit more detailed into her thoughts on it. Very interesting.

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    2. Re:I love her take on "problem people" by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Sometimes, leading is leaving. Or pissing off. If you do what everyone wants you to do, you will have no real influence on the world whatsoever.

      That's exactly what George Bush and his syncophants say too.

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  8. i'm so glad i caught THIS article by Fluidic+Binary · · Score: 5, Interesting

    reading articles such as this always make me feel better about the world. I am already well aware of the misfortunes of it, but it is truly inspirational to read about someone fighting for what they believe in such as 'NJ' is.

    It is one thing to read about the various 'rebel without a cause' types who merely want their voice heard, but to read the words of an educated person who is using that education to attempt to make the world a better place is imo the realization of an ideal in a otherwise rather compromised world.

    I had no idea this woman existed before now (perhaps I am not all that well read) and knowing she even exists inspires me to press onward and continue.

    I wish her the best of luck in this battle and hope to aid the cause some day soon.

    Of course, I will have to begin researching more about her to ensure that I am not a complete moron by making the former statements... But at far as I can tell presently she is an awesome human being.

    1. Re:i'm so glad i caught THIS article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      You know, for me it is just the opposite. Reading this article doesn't make me feel better about the world.

      I mean, is this worldchanging biotechnohobbyist a really a renaissance genius, or just a jack of all trades and master of none (well, perhaps masteroftechnobullshit). Look at the publication list on her c.v. - hardly anything technically deep, with rather random unconnected topics. Things like growing walnut tree clones for the next 50 years, the innovation being that there's going to be a website to keep track of it. It sounds like she's someone who can't maintain focus, who gets bored with one thing and moves to the next. Aargh! I'm sorry, there's just something about it that rubs me the wrong way. In fact it makes me want to scream and pull my hair out, and I just can't pin down the reason why.

      Am I the only one who has this reaction to her?

    2. Re:i'm so glad i caught THIS article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yes, she is fighting for what she believes in, and that's all noble and good, but having met her on several occasions and being familiar with some of her research projects, the reality of it all is that she's very, very good at self-promotion, and very, very bad at actually doing anything of real value.

      Sure, feral robot dogs, great. But the actual idea is simply using comodity components to lower costs for a technical project. The dogs themselves are woefully inadequate, the 'programming' and 'sensors' were ridiculously primitive, and her entire approach to the field relies solely on ideas rather than a fusion of ideas, knowledge and hard work.

      She has also apparently misrepresented her qualifications in the past, and as another poster pointed out, often has very short appointments in places due to her quirks. Hopefully, for her sake, she'll learn to rely on her presumably real gifts and strengths other than mere self-promotion.

      It's a bit like people who talk about Steve Jobs as being the most brilliant computer genius because he single-handedly (as some think) created Apple and all of it's inventions.

      But don't take my word for it, go listen to her talk sometime, or audit a class of hers, and judge for yourself. In my mind, we can find better role models!

    3. Re:i'm so glad i caught THIS article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      ... and what have you done? Nothing of note. So shut the fuck up. Seriously.


      That's a really mature answer. The fact that a criticism is delivered by someone who may not have "done" anything, is still a valid criticism if it contains good solid facts. Maybe you're not old enough or have enough experience with academia yet, but her CV is weak and shows no depth in any subject.


      It's precisely people like you who cannot see through this person's self-promotion that make any activist initiative easily disregarded by the Establishment.

  9. I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I for one welcome our new feral robot dog overlords.

  10. Siit on a stick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The 'new speak' makes reading tedious and is at odds with her 'mission'. The authors are just as bad.

    Photo caption:
    "Jeremijenko's pet rescued lab rabbit, Sally, noses about for spent edamame pods."

    spent edamame pods?

    I eat this stuff but they aren't 'spent pods' they're husks.

    The photo caption is representative of the articles overall language.

    1. Re:Siit on a stick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. The whole article is written quite poorly.

      "Jeremijenko's work merges engineering, biology and art to explore socio-political hot spots along the fault line where design meets information meets society."

      Ouch!

  11. You know, this is where Orwell went way wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He thought that Big Brother would gain power by forbidding sex to its citizens, via the JASL. Instead, our own shard of the brave new world keeps us all Soma-fied with porn sites. When Winston Smith turns out to be a hot professor babe, we don't hear her message -- all we here are choruses of "I'd hit it!"

    That being said, Christ, would I hit that. :-P

  12. It might takes years of therapy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... but I'm sure she'll eventually get over you.

    1. Re:It might takes years of therapy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was more an expression of existential guy-angst than intend to suggest I would in any way, shape or form have a chance with her.

  13. Her resume looks long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    because she's never been able to hold a position at any institution...

    And because she has the bad habit of misrepresenting her unimplemented ideas, as completed works.

    1. Re:Her resume looks long by demachina · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't give her long at Yale once the powers that be get wind of some of her rhetoric. Most interesting question I'd like to hear her answer is why in God's name she took a position at Yale other than maybe she wants to live in NYC.

      She would fit at Berkeley or maybe even Stanford but Yale and Connecticut is the belly of the beast (the beast being the establishment). Yale is the ivy league school for future Wall Street power brokers thanks to its proximity to New York. Its home to Skull and Bones, the secret Yale fraternity whose 800 living members include both current Presidential candidates. Connecticut and Yale were the center of the Bush family's power base before they moved to Texas, Prescott Bush, George W's grandpa was their senator.

      A short list of some Yale Alumni:

      - Prescott Bush, George H. W. Bush, George W. Bush, Barbara Bush
      - John Kerry
      - Joe Lieberman
      - Howard Dean
      - Dick Cheney though he dropped out before he flunked out

      I'm guessing her strategy must be to get inside the cocoon and see if she can corrupt the minds of the future Wall Street power brokers and American presidents while they are still young and malleable.

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  14. Re:Feral robot DUCKS?! by Avyakata · · Score: 0

    Hint: It doesn't.

  15. So what is the name for a biotech hacker? by TheNarrator · · Score: 2, Interesting

    First there were Cyberpunks....
    Then there were Cypherpunks...
    Then there were Steampunks....
    How about Genepunks or Biopunks (I can't decide right now which one sounds cooler)?

    1. Re:So what is the name for a biotech hacker? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I vote genepunks, but only if you pronounce it "jen-ne-punk."

      All through Beggars in Spain, I was reading genemod as "jen-ne-mod" and it sounded way cooler.

    2. Re:So what is the name for a biotech hacker? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean France.

    3. Re:So what is the name for a biotech hacker? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just read it as genemod :) ("jeanmod")

      But that was a good book.

      Didn't enjoy 'Beggars and Choosers' the sequel as much, but still a good read.

      (I wonder if there's another sequel?)

  16. "Office Space" Mode *ON* | "Offtopic" Mode ON by The-Bus · · Score: 1

    Bob Porter: We'll be getting hiring these people here... First, Ms. Natalie Jere... Jere... Jere... Jeregoingtobe hired immediately, anyway.

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  17. Somewhere... by Skevin · · Score: 0, Redundant

    There's a hot grits comment waiting in this thread.

    Or am I thinking of another Natalie?

    Solomon Chang

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  18. Feral Robot Dogs are not socially responsible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I predict mankind may well be destroyed in an orgy of rampant crotch sniffing.

  19. Skin culture experiment looks fun by ahfoo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Biotechhobbyist is right along the lines of a PostNuke forum I set up a few years ago and have been slowly updating. I'm so pleased to see more of this sort of thing.
    I strongly believe that biotech is the logical next place for the DIY revolution or the hacker approach to innovation or whatever you want to call it and that a key to getting there is for people to digest the journal articles and make it doable for people at home.
    This is such a hot area for the DIY enthusiast because its an intersection of so many skills that are already honed by being a computer geek.
    I'm quite impressed and I can't wait to see more.
    Interesting that Biotechhobbyist seems to be from UCSD. I've covered a really cool story coming out of the same campus called the Discode project which calls itself an open-source biotech hardware project. It uses CD-ROMs and inkjet printers to enable DIY molecular interaction screening. Amazing stuff.
    I hear they're still looking for Linux kernel hackers with good understading of CD-ROM drivers. If you're in San Diego and you're a CD hacker, you should check out the project.

    1. Re:Skin culture experiment looks fun by nucal · · Score: 1
      I thought that it was interesting that they decided to use horizontal scrolling as opposed to the traditional vertical scrolling for biotechhobbyist.

      More like a regular book / magazine, I guess, but it seemed a little weird. I guess vertical scrolling is just too ingrained ...

    2. Re:Skin culture experiment looks fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Taking hacking to biotech sounds interesting and all...
      But when I'm writing something multithreaded and accidentally fork-bomb my computer, it doesn't jump out of it's box and eat me.

    3. Re:Skin culture experiment looks fun by Misanthropy · · Score: 1

      We hack our PCs and other gadgets, our grandkids will be hacking their pets.
      Weird.

    4. Re:Skin culture experiment looks fun by mpn14tech · · Score: 1

      Be neater if they had the neuron culture experiment.

    5. Re:Skin culture experiment looks fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A. Why is parent modded funny?

      B. So, where's the links to this neuron culture experiment. Let's get it started.

  20. Wrong choice of words. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How could you possibly call robot dogs 'feral'. Does this guy know the meanong of 'feral'?

  21. Pet supply stores! Awesome. by ahfoo · · Score: 2, Informative

    See, this is what I'm talking about. I hadn't even thought of going to a pet supply store to look for cell culture incubators. This stuff is still so ground level for the home market. Sharing these sorts of tips is invaluable.
    Of course what's more intriguing is doing the elctronics to make your own, but knowing where to get stuff that is easily adaptable is good too. Sometimes it's good to improvise completely from scratch, sometimes it's better to take something that gets you halfway there.
    For kitchen cultures like yogurt and sourdough I've used a variety of incubators from rice cookers and crock pots to all sorts of lamps. While the DIY lamp jobs are more fun and impressive looking, the crock pots are easier to clean which is an important issue once you get beyond the first experiments.
    I really recommend sourdough to anybody. It's so simple and even if you skip the bread and just make pancakes it's awesome.
    It's incredibly simple to make starter, but don't trust me. Google for the sourdough FAQ and then look for the answer to how to make starter. It's amazing how it works.

  22. I can't believe you guys! by fmaxwell · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anyone got pictures?

    Here we have a story about a brilliant young woman and and the first thing you do is ask for pictures of her? Maybe asking for pictures of her is your first instinct, but it is not mine. Mine was to do a Google image search...

    1. Re:I can't believe you guys! by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Funny
      > > Anyone got pictures?
      >
      >Here we have a story about a brilliant young woman and and the first thing you do is ask for pictures of her? Maybe asking for pictures of her is your first instinct, but it is not mine. Mine was to do a Google image search...

      This is Slashdot, not Fark. She's not just a "woman". She's not just a "brilliant young woman". She's got a name. Natalie.

      ...anyone got grits?

    2. Re:I can't believe you guys! by thhamm · · Score: 1

      >She's got a name. Natalie.

      +1 insightful, if i could. :)

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    5. Re:I can't believe you guys! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  23. Funny quote: by Alwin+Henseler · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Jeremijenko picks up what looks like a large silver metal bowl from amidst some other materials, and holds it up in different positions around her torso."

    That's a tin foil hat, you stupid! Put it on your head!

  24. The Ballad of Natalie Jeremijenko? by Wolfbone · · Score: 1

    The strange surreality of the interview seemed more like a step towards the dystopia depicted in the classic '80s graphic novel to me: Attractive blonde rebel girl, radioactive seagulls, depressed rodents in the walls, Hoop? riots and weird techno weapons (no zenades though) - reminded me a little of the book by Alan Moore; "The Ballad of Halo Jones", but it was the mention of her feral robotic dogs that really clinched it.

  25. Huh? by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

    Do you have some kind of problem with kids, and ascribe that merely to being male?

    Anyway, back on topic:

    "For instance, I put a camera in Fresh Kills landfill, just a little networked web cam. It went on whenever the background radiation flipped above the so-called safe level.

    What was interesting was that Staten Island has a hospital on it, which was also measuring environmental radiation. Medical facilities are required to do that. So they had their dosimeter, I had my dosimeter. We're both gathering the same data and it's not that different.

    But mine's triggering a web cam. So instead of presenting me with information so that it looks like science, like a little graph, it's clips. Every time the background radiation fluctuates above a certain level, you get two seconds of video.

    When you look at that, you start to see things you were not looking for. Seagulls are always going past when this is being triggered. Something happens at sundown, there's a truck going past. That becomes interesting.

    This issue of radioactive seagulls--there's only one other paper on it. I wasn't looking for radioactive seagulls. I had no idea about radioactive seagulls, or the concentration of radioactive diets that go on within the gullet of a seagull. It has actually been partially documented by some Greenpeace science groups in England, in Sellafield. But there are no publications on it here."

    I just wanted to point this out because I think it's easy to gloss over. I LIVE on Staten Island and I haven't heard ANYTHING about this. What does the possibility of radioactive seagulls suggest to us? They sure as hell aren't eating granite. Where is the closest nuclear reactor to New York City - or is there a poorly-shielded nuclear weapons facility that we don't know about?

    This, not to put too fine a point on it, is scary shit to me.

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    1. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have some kind of problem with kids, and ascribe that merely to being male?

      It does not make much sense from an evolutionary standpoint to support another man's children in most cases, and the thought of supporting someone else's screaming brat just turns me, and most men, right off.

      Lions in the wild will slaughter other male's cubs after taking over a pride. Single mothers can't get dates because society won't let us kill the cubs...

  26. Re:nigga nate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    who's nigga nate?

  27. Um... by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

    I'm a self-aware, thinking creature. Evolutionary standpoints do not matter one whit to me.

    Kids are kids. At what stage in their life you meet them (birth, or afterward) or whose DNA they happen to contain really doesn't make much of a difference if you're interesting in ultimately forming a family with someone.

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  29. yeah, right... by alizard · · Score: 1
    and that's why you're posting as anonymous coward.

    So you don't have to live with people looking into your qualifications, if any, to evaluate her work.

    I'm simply writing you off as somebody who had a class with her as a teacher who she flunked for good reason.