Oldest Animal: Fossilized While Hatching
An anonymous reader writes "Thousands of 600 million years old embryo microfossils have been found in China that may be among the first animals. It is a case of preserving the seemingly unpreserveable. The Precambrian coral-like animals seem to have spiral patterns that show some were preserved at the moment of hatching, according to the researchers: 'These organisms lived 600 million years ago -- before big animals. This would be the very first moment of animal evolution preserved in the fossil record.'"
The article says these are microfossils, but still - if they're big enough to survive this long, much less be sliced open for more detailed examination soon, they can't be all that small, can they?
So does this mean we have fossilized evidence to answer whether the chicken or the egg came first?
The only thing I hate more than hypocrites are people who hate hypocrites.
Wow. 600 Million years old. I feel real young, small, and insignificant right about now.
Shouldn't that be youngest animal?
Any sufficiently simple magic can be passed off as mere advanced technology.
*Sets down at his 4,000,000 year old computer and chomps a 56,000 year old hot pocket*
Is that all? 600 million? Mph, not bad for a bunch of lightweights. Is it too late to add some more zeroes already? I mean damn, these people must really be new to this; I've used every known dating method on my entire house, and frankly, my chair is older than that.
I used this knowledge once when I discovered that my mirrors actually evolved from the plates in my cupboard. Sounds farfetched, yeah, but hear me out. The National Organization for Plate Evolution (NOPE) was very skeptical of this theory, trying to tell me mirrors are made by 'intelligent life forms' of some sort. Can you believe that? Talk about a bunch of traitors. This nonsense went on until I said "Well uh, um... 300,000,000 years." at which point we threw a party. I'm now recognized as one of the leading authorities in America by NOPE and by the Organization for Really Gigantic Years (ORGY)
Now if you'll excuse me, my 345 billion year old steak isn't going to cook itself you know.
I am NOT a number! I am a - oh wait, I'm number 761710. Look! 761710!
...and probably tasted like one too.
This whole "first animal evolution" thing reminds me soooo strongly of monks hawking pieces of the genuine cross of Christ.
Also, if the first animal hatched then why do bird fossils - even proper dinosaur fossils - appear so late in the piece? Complexity can't be the answer, since even shrimp and trilobites are as complex as birds in their own ways. And horseshoe crabs - muck-dwellers right at the bottom of the fossil ladder - are still with us today. The fossil sorting we do see seems to be based more on environment and density than on any systematic idea of age.
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"Also, if the first animal hatched then why do bird fossils - even proper dinosaur fossils - appear so late in the piece?" I've looked at this sentence a long time. I can't find any meaning in it. Leaving aside that I'm not sure what you mean by "late in the piece." It seems to imply that... birds must follow shortly on the development of the egg? What? Agreed, we'll probably never know what the *first* animal was, and that's just the reporter puffing up an offhand remark the researcher made. I think responding with meaningless drivel is a little extreme.
"Also, if the first animal hatched then why do bird fossils - even proper dinosaur fossils - appear so late in the piece?"
If the the first car had wheels, why did the quad cam v8 turbo 4WD appear so late in the piece?
'Hatching' is the general rule right up until mammals, and even then monotremes still lay eggs.
"The fossil sorting we do see seems to be based more on environment and density than on any systematic idea of age."
Yeah, sure it does. Take your creationist tripe elsewhere, this is the *science* section, not the fundamentalist christian religion section.
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Since these animals were fossilized upon hatching, they didn't reproduce. They might have been the first *something*, but they weren't the ancestors of anything.
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After all, this is the science section, not the philosophy section, and arbitrarily discarding data because it doesn't fit your philosophy is bad science.
A bird is not "better" than a shrimp or a trilobite. Stick a chicken a few fathoms down on a reef and you'll see what I mean. Both listed "primitive" aquatic critters have complex features which birds don't. Your analogy is like saying "these early cars use a steam turbine, why did it take so long to evolve a turbocharged V8?" The V8 is heavier, only burns one fuel, requires more support gear, and the materials technology involved is actually less advanced.
Got time? Spend some of it coding or testing