Swift Observatory Launched
IndigoSkies writes "NASA today successfully launched the Swift Observatory into Earth orbit for an intense two year study of GRBs (gamma-ray bursts) to determine whether there is a connection between them and the evolution of black holes. Unlike Earth-bound observatories, Swift will be able to detect GRBs occurring in real-time, and swiftly (hence the name) turn and focus on them within seconds -- before the burst fades forever from view. This should hopefully settle once and for all whether GRBs are in fact caused by black hole activity, or merely starships engaging their warp engines."
This should hopefully settle once and for all whether GRBs are in fact caused by black hole activity, or merely starships engaging their warp engines
I'm hoping for the latter... I'm a SETI@home user.
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Here's what I'd submitted --
"NASA successfully launched its Swift Satellite today at 12:16 PM EST, after weeks of delays due to hurricanes and rocket trouble. The Swift satellite hopes to explore the origin of Gamma ray bursts, long believed to be related to the birth of Black Holes. The Swift project is a joint undertaking between the American, British and Italian space agencies. Kennedy Space Center has a video stream of the launch. "
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I once read that GRBs happen about 300 times a year. Hopefully before long we'll have a better understanding of the universe.
You failed to consider the possibility that starships are powering their warp engines using some sort of black hole technology.
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Great. Now the Swift Boat Observatory folks, emboldened after GWB won, are going after GRBs, questioning the connection between them and black holes. Karl Rove is behind all of this, I tell you!
I can't find anything on the NASA site to describe where "Swift" comes from, but I didn't look very hard.
My pet theory is that it's named after Swift, the planet where all the neutrons have been altered, in Greg Egan's kickass novel Diaspora, which centers on gamma-ray bursters.
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..for the big guns on earth. Since there is much less things to interfere with it out in space, it can detect the gamma ray burst quickly and determine exactly where it is coming from. The point of course is to use the sattelite to do a little bit of science on it, but also to send the coordinates to all the other telescopes so the big iron can take a look too.
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Swift is actually the first satellite to choose its own targets on board and slew to them, without any intervention from the ground.
"All the easier to catch GRBs, my dear."