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iPodlounge Releases 2005 iPod Guide

An anonymous reader writes "The folks over at iPodlounge just released the 2005 edition of their buyers guide. The 10MB 100-page guide can be downloaded here."

31 comments

  1. Summary... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    1) Go to your favorite store (BestBuy, Fry's, CircuitCity, Target, Apple, etc...)

    2) Choose your preffered model (Regular, Photo, Mini, Shuffle)

    3) Choose your size

    4) ***THIS STEP IS CRITICAL*** Failure to follow this step may result in prison time at the very least. ***
    Pay for your purchase!

    5) Take it home

    6) Enjoy

    So how did they manage to stretch that out to 100 pages?

    1. Re:Summary... by gl4ss · · Score: 4, Insightful

      *So how did they manage to stretch that out to 100 pages?*

      easy. advertise all the nice products from all your nice sponsors.

      it's ipod accessories buyers guide really.

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    2. Re:Summary... by slughead · · Score: 1

      *So how did they manage to stretch that out to 100 pages?*

      easy. advertise all the nice products from all your nice sponsors.


      That's what I was going to say.

      Like you really need 100 pages to pick between 5 models.. OK 11 if you count the 3 other iPod Mini colors and different capacities of each model.

    3. Re:Summary... by Admiral+Ag · · Score: 1

      Yeah - that means it's OK to use words longer than five letters. ;)

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  2. Dang it... by Delilah+Jones · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...still no jet-propulsion hack.

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    1. Re:Dang it... by Golias · · Score: 1

      ...still no jet-propulsion hack.

      Already been done. I took an iPod with me last time I flew on a Northwest 747 out of Minneapolis. For several hours, I was listening to the iPod at jet-propelled speeds in excess of 200 MPH. It worked perfectly.

      You may now worship me for my '1337 hax0r m4d ski11z. I'm off to write an article about it for 2600 Magazine...

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    2. Re:Dang it... by RackinFrackin · · Score: 1

      You're selling your '1337 hax0r m4d ski11z short here. A 747 cruises at closer to 550mph than 200mph.

    3. Re:Dang it... by Golias · · Score: 1

      550 is "in excess" of 200, and lowballing the number saved me the trouble of googling for the exact figure. :P

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    4. Re:Dang it... by RackinFrackin · · Score: 1

      and it duped me into googling for it.

      Doh!

  3. Wow. by InfallibleLies · · Score: 5, Informative
    A 10MB advertisement that I actually clicked on and downloaded voluntarily. Then I read half of it. Then Acrobat crashed, so I restarted it and downloaded it AGAIN.

    Wow. Those boys at Apple know how to sell iPods.

    1. Re:Wow. by Kris_J · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's a bit ad-y, but it's still not a bad compilation of iPod stuff.

  4. hopefully this ad will pay for better servers by acomj · · Score: 4, Funny

    ipod lounge is a great site, but always a little slow. And getting slower.. and slower..

  5. Re:Speaking of Ipods... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those techs in the female section sure look like they know how to handle a hard drive. I'd trust my pod with them, any or all of them, any time. Ooooh, those lucky little iPods!

  6. My Own iPod Buyer's Guide, 99 pages shorter by nunchux · · Score: 2, Funny

    Page One:

    There's the shuffle, the mini, the regular size and the photo. Oh, and the U2, but we all know you weren't going to buy that.

    Go to the store and buy one.

    The End.

  7. File next to shampoo manual. by jwhitnah · · Score: 3, Funny

    You don't need a manual, all you need is a thunb!

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    1. Re:File next to shampoo manual. by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      File next to shampoo manual.

      Listen, shuffle, repeat.

  8. Formatting by Admiral+Ag · · Score: 0, Troll

    Is it me, or is the worst formatted PDF ever? That two pages in one thing is really annoying. What is wrong with people?

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  9. Hmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TIMMMMMMAY!!!!!!

  10. Read the article, it's not just about iPods by EggyToast · · Score: 5, Informative
    It's the entire buyer's guide. 100 pages of consolidated reviews of essentially every worthwhile, not-worthwhile, and worthless product available for iPods, from covers to transmitters to batteries to iPods themselves to whatever.

    Yes, there's advertising involved, but looking at it, it reads like a review magazine. Any consumer review publication is going to appear like an advertisement -- they're reviewing consumer goods that you can buy based on what you're interested in, and give you the opportunity to be a discerning shopper.

    Having access to a large file like this that you can essentially use as a reference, without needing an internet connection and a series of bookmarks is quite worthwhile. Perhaps not worthwhile enough to make headlines, but for anyone interested in iPod gear and opinions, the iPodlounge is really a great site and comprehensive. And no, I don't work there.

    Criticizing something like this is sort of like criticizing Consumer Reports, or pretty much any review-only consumer magazine. Personally, I really like the website because although they, of course, like iPods a great deal, they're objective enough to be able to step back and look at things objectively. They're quite well known to give fair opinions on whether or not new iPod releases are worthwhile (they were quite upset at the lack of a dock and other goodies in the latest Photo versions), and their review of 3rd party accessories have the one thing that many, many reviews online lack -- the ability to compare to other products they've reviewed. So you can go there and get the full tables and comparisons for whatever you're looking for. It's even useful for those just looking for portable audio reviews, like portable speakers or headphones.

    1. Re:Read the article, it's not just about iPods by Anomylous+Howard · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually Consumer Reports is very different from most "review-only consumer magazines". CR is non profit and accepts no advertising. It is excruciatingly fair, and objective. They do not accepts sample products to review. They purchase their products at retail (They often buy several samples of the same product in different parts of the US).

      Most review magazines are just fan-boy pimps for the industries they cover. Even Major newspapers (Washington Post) will not print a strongly critical car review for of loosing advertising. CR does not operate like that.

    2. Re:Read the article, it's not just about iPods by EggyToast · · Score: 2, Informative
      I know that CR is different, but I used them as a great example of an objective review source. Which I believe they are.

      ipodlounge has many of the same qualities, though -- their ads are pretty much always things that they have tested themselves and like, they're not afraid to give something bad scores (including iPods themselves) and rate things on overall quality and price ranges. they even altered their scoring scheme so that things that got a rating of "F" were products that would either damage or harm your stuff in some way or another, so that people would be able to spot those troublesome items.

      They're still aligned with iPods and Apple stuff, of course, but they're better than, say, something like "Official PS2 Magazine" when it comes to reviews.

    3. Re:Read the article, it's not just about iPods by Gorbag · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It is excruciatingly fair, and objective.
      Yes and no. I take their reviews of the taste of coffee and wine and the sound of hi fi with a cowlick of salt. They never seem to agree with my own tastes... ;-). But for reliability, features, and other more objective measures, I agree they are well worth the subscription price.
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  11. Save large PDFs locally first by Vandil+X · · Score: 2, Informative
    Then Acrobat crashed, so I restarted it and downloaded it AGAIN.
    PROTIP: Save a large PDF locally and browse it with your standalone PDF viewer. Viewing large PDFs in a Web browser (via browser plug-in) is an exercise of memory management and patience.
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  12. it's worth it for the next to last page by commodoresloat · · Score: 1
    Preview: "Introducing iPotty. The first seamless integration of iPod and toilet."

    Read the rest; it's hilarious.

  13. Don't forget Step 5.5).... by @madeus · · Score: 2, Funny

    5.5) Do not eat iPod Shuffle (this step is also critical)

  14. iPod, or whatever by yardbird · · Score: 1

    From TFA:

    The Samsung Yepp YH-999 20GB Portable Media Center is available on Amazon

    Now that's a comprehensive buyer's guide!

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  15. Re:Speaking of Ipods... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh My Lucky Stars!

    Gives me an iRod!

  16. Re:Speaking of Ipods... by IamNotWitchboy · · Score: 1

    Not being an US resident, but being familiar with american culture, I have never truly understood the reasons for naming practically all college fraternities with Greek letters. Anyone care to elaborate a bit on that?

    Thanks (:

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