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Carnival of Gamers II

Posted by Zonk on from the under-the-big-top dept.

The second Carnival of Gamers has set up shop, with this one being themed around a text adventure. Once again, bloggers provide commentary on the games of the day. From the article: "> USE TAPE IN VCR The tape clicks for a few minutes as the machine finds the timecoding, then begins playing Foton's Confessions of a Dangerous Guide, apparently taped from AFK Gamer."

7 comments

  1. How Childish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they were really grown up, it would be the Carnival of Computer Entertainment Consumers. So sayeth the Ken.

  2. Ahh...nolstagia... by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 2, Funny


    with this one being themed around a text adventure.

    >kill grue

    -You can't kill the lurking grue!

    >talk grue

    -Talking to yourself is said to be a sign of impending mental collapse.

    >go cave

    You venure into the cave. It is very dark. The grue eats you. You are dead.

    Play again? (Y/N)

    ^_^

    --
    ____

    ~ |rip/\/\aster /\/\onkey

  3. frosty piss by firecrotch18 · · Score: -1

    n comparison to body size, the human male penis is among the largest of the primates. One study has found that the average human penis is 5 inches (13 cm) in length when fully engorged with blood during arousal, though this varies quite a bit. The largest human penis ever recorded was nineteen inches in length, and it belongs to the fameous "Jaik". Little is known about this heroic man, but he is believed to be the owner of the internet mailbox, "crotchster@gmail.com" The size of a flaccid human penis has an even greater variation in both length and width that often does not correspond to the size when fully aroused. When a man with a relatively large flaccid penis has a normal or below average length penis when fully aroused, or when a man with a relatively small flaccid penis has a normal or above average length penis when fully aroused, they are sometimes known by the slang terms "showers" and "growers" respectively. frosty piss!

  4. GIVE [me] BREAK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The main problem I've always had with text adventures is the utter lack of description of locations, objects, items, characters, etc. If you are going to cut out the graphics either because of technical limitations or for nostalgia's sake, at least get some WRITING SKILLS.

    1. Re: GIVE [me] BREAK by LandownEyes · · Score: 1

      Don't think we're gonna find that here!

    2. Re: GIVE [me] BREAK by RexxFiend · · Score: 1

      Seriously, you need to try some of the newer text adventures which are being written today. There is some fastastic writing in text adventures these days.
      I appreciate that the term "interactive fiction" maybe sounds like an attempt to make the genre more "worthy" (graphic novel?) but in some cases I think it is justified.

      try spider and web or The Moonlit Tower. The second one is more of an example of what I'm talking about, although the first one is a fantastic example of the flexibility of interactive fiction over conventional fiction.

      Grab a z-code interpreter for your plaform of choice (win32, linux, mac, palm, wince etc) and try some modern IF. Things have changed a LOT since the eighties, trust me. You rarely even have to "guess the verb" these days!

      --

      A crash reduces
      Your expensive computer
      to a simple stone.
  5. USE TAPE IN VCR? by Pluvius · · Score: 1

    What the hell kind of text adventure allows the USE verb?

    Rob