Google Pleased With ISO OOXML Decision
yogi writes "In a blog post from this Friday past, Google welcomed the ISO decision not to fasttrack OOXML. They also (once again) voiced their public support for the ODF standard. 'Technical standards should be arrived at transparently, openly, and based on technical merit. Google is committed to helping the standards community remain true to this ideal and maintain their independence from any commercial pressure ... Google supports one open document format and calls on industry participants to collaboratively work on ODF. With multiple implementations of one open standard for documents, users, businesses and governments around the world can have both choice and freedom to access their own documents, share with others and pass onto future generations.'"
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A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I
had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-American
football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths.
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washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and
married - and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with
him.
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apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat,
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- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist.
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it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound
turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy
and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's
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consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit
without the benefit of a digestive tract?
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smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does.
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chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed
I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I
soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd
passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily,
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Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But
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I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using
them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my
mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit
trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six
orgasms in the process.
I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out
of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could,
and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.
I was also pleased with the result. But it's not on freaking Slashdot. What makes Google's opinions newsworthy?
About time we have some sense going on.
Which is of course what Microsoft must stop at all costs. Also worth remembering is that were the shoe on the other foot, and Google had the business lockin and office suite monopoly Microsoft enjoy, they'd probably protect their proprietary formats at all costs too. So whilst Google's opinion may be aligned with most people here, do remember that they're a company whose sole aim is profit.
This looks like a fortuitous PR stunt to me, I don't doubt that Google like ODF now but we shouldn't forget that Microsoft have been known to be open when they lack market share too.
I'm going to transform myself into a mighty hawk. Either that or I'll just go and work at Dixons, haven't decided yet.
At my day job, my officemate just got Office 2007, which he was pleased as punch about... at first. Then he realized that no one else on any platform, using any software, can read Office 2007 files. He might as well write them in crayon, for what that's worth. He can select an earlier format, but then it saves as read-only.
At this point, my endless nudging about this whole Open Document Format thing is starting to make more sense for him. In fact, he'd be pleased to replace Word. However, he and some other co-workers are power Excel users, and are very reluctant to even consider replacing it.
Can anyone out there make a convincing case that Calc or Gnumeric are just as good as Excel, even for advanced users?
What if I do the same thing, and I do get different results?
It is also incompatible with the existing ISO standard ISO 26300:2006, the Open Document Format (ODF), which already offers a high degree of interoperability, wide support, and offers the level playing field the world needs. Google is a supporter of ODF and has successfully integrated this open format into Google Docs and Spreadsheets. ODF also enjoys implementation in over twelve other products.
Looking at that list, I see primarily open office derivatives and web-based text editors. ODF was designed for Open Office, and web-based text editors have very limited capabilities.
What if MS used ODF? I'm betting the slashdot crowd would complain that they don't keep MacWord95Margins when saving in ODF format because they want you to keep using proprietary .doc files. Just because ODF made it through ISO first doesn't mean it's all that.
Do you even lift?
These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.
Either that or they just embrace the ODF spec, extend it in proprietary ways that won't work in other office suites, and then extinguish it. That way MS Office will read everything but still produce documents that only work properly in Office.
If I have seen further it is by stealing the Intellectual Property of giants.
The fast track process does not officially end until after the next ballot resolution meeting (BRM). According to the ISO press release http://www.iso.org/iso/newsandmedia/pressrelease.htm?refid=Ref1070, if Microsoft scrapes together enough support at the BRM, then the OOXML standard will be accepted.
On the other hand, if Microsoft doesn't get the support at the BRM, then OOXML is out of the fast track process and referred back to committee for development.
If google is in full support of the ODF format, why don't they support the ODF file type within its search engine? Try http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=filetype%3Aodf+the&btnG=Search
The fast-track process isn't over yet; all ISO has decided is that OOXML didn't pass the initial vote. There's still (probably, unless Microsoft backs down at the last minute) a Ballot Resolution Meeting to come, where the committee looks at all the comments received with the votes and tries to resolve them. If the various national boards decide that the result is good enough and vote for OOXML, it can still become a standard in the near future.
No one will probably read this but here goes anyways. Though I can see that microsoft has a vested interest in its proprietary software and/or platform I guess I am somehow not quite understanding the problem. As one of my engineering textbooks says "A problem well stated is a problem half solved" kettering. So what are the fundamental differences in the standards? Can they be combined? I have heard alot of talk about the ooxml standard being fundamentally flawed. Could someone clarify how? Microsoft itself has backwards compatibility issues. I understand that microsoft wishes to lock in consumers to office and other applications but I don't see an open document format impeding towards that goal. I think it might even make the job easier of programmers working to improve office. I guess I don't understand why we can't all watch the baseball game.
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TFA itself talks about "not approving the fast-track", which isn't quite the same as "not fast-tracking" OOXML period but is still misleading. (Fancy little Preview button down there. I wonder what it does?)
I, for one, welcome our like-minded, Google-employed brethren with open arms and open document formats!
The game.
Have a look. http://www.google.ca/advanced_search?q=details.odf&hl=en
Are they still the folks who will do no evil? I am beginning to doubt.
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Because 'odf' isn't an actual file extension used for ODF documents...try odt (text), odp (presentation), etc...
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They don't support any of those either, alas.
WTF are you smoking, yes they do:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=filetype%3Aodt+the&btnG=Search
ODF is as incomplete as OOXML. Google is just playing politics, like everyone else.
The ISO decision to not fast-track this won't be made until the ballot resolution meeting (BRM) in February, where they look at the comments, decide which can be resolved, and re-vote. If it passes that vote (and you can be sure MSFT is working on that), the fast-track succeeds. The ISO press release that TFA links to explains this. (I guess someone at Google has reading comprehension issues.)
It ain't over yet.
-- Alastair
Thanks for the correction. That works with any filetype (try it), but their Advanced Search form only covers certain types (PDF PS DWF KML KMZ XLS PPT DOC RTF SWF).
Except only certain file types get properly identified and parsed into html. The fact that it's not in the drop down list is a minor problem likely due to the relative lack of popularity of these formats right now.
Enough with these stupid word processors and their stupid formats, real men do it in LaTeX.
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Have you looked at ODF at all? It allows everything you say, and then some. An ODF document, regardless of how the word processing, spreadsheet, and graphics components are embedded into each other, is all one file (basically a zip file).
Dear lord, Google doesn't like something from Microsoft? You are kidding me? Really? Quick, post it on slashdot! Venor piss match. Been there, done that. Post some friggen news for crying out loud you bone head editors.
Normally I use OpenOffice.org Writer to edit documents. But I decided to try KWord from KOffice, since it is much faster.
But KWord can't export to PDF (it can use KDE's "print to PDF" option, but my printing is kind of broken when I'm not at home). So I saved in OpenDocument format, and imported into Writer. No love - the formatting is totally broken! I tried to load into AbiWord, but it doesn't understand OpenDocument format at all.
In the end, I saved it as Microsoft Word document - which all 3 programs load and save more-or-less accurately.
Wow... how amazing is it that Google, an MS competitor, welcomes any roadblocks to a standard created by Microsoft! Quite shocking, really. Who would have imagined it?
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