Giuliani — "We'll Be Prepared" to Repel Alien Invasion
"Giuliani, grin on his face, said it was the first time he's been asked about an intergalactic attack." Sure, he's smiling now. He won't be so cheerful when his Dominion double is ruling Earth and he's in a detention cell in the gamma quadrant.
Hillary Clinton's Yellow Teeth
http://www.photocolorcorrection.com/whiteteeth/hillaryclinton.html
Your nation is counting on you, Rudy.
Dot: Well, we know physical force can't hurt nulls. We'll have to try containment.
Phong: Do not worry. I have prepared something for just such an emergency.
Bob: You're prepared for a giant monster made entirely of nulls stomping around Mainframe?
Phong: That is correct!
Bob: How do you plan for that?
Phong: Ah, lucky guess?
Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?