The Al Qaeda Phone
Not to be outdone by the "Great Satans" of the world, Al Qaeda's media wing, Al-Sahab, has 8 short videos you can download to your cell phone. The videos range in size from 17 megabytes to 120 megabytes so you'll need a fair amount of empty space. I hope they have Osama doing the Star Wars kid routine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwCZt6jEnJg
... not only will you receive these wonderful videos, but you may be eligible for an all-expenses paid trip to Guantanamo Bay, or the lovely Bagram Air Base, courtesy of the US Executive Branch.