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Elephants Block the Vote

Posted by samzenpus on

Voters in eastern Sri Lanka were blocked from polling booths Monday by elephants. Local officials sent a team of commandos in armored personnel carriers and sirens to drive them away and clear the streets. This marks the first time the Republican party has unleashed it's army of vote busting elephants on an Island nation.

3 comments

  1. A true republican by aXi · · Score: 0, Funny

    allways blocking the poor votes

  2. Someone has too many mod points... by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    If they were willing to tag the only comment on a story in "idle" as "troll".

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  3. S'truth by JustOK · · Score: 1

    I got stuck behind an elephant once on the way home from work.

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