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7 Deadly Sins Aren't Enough

Posted by samzenpus on

As proof that things are only getting worse the list of deadly sins, written in the 6th century, has just had an update. The Vatican has added pollution, mind-damaging drugs, genetic experiments, and monetary social injustice. New Line Cinema has already retained Morgan Freeman and is working on a script for 'Ten'.

4 comments

  1. Mgmt by JustOK · · Score: 1

    Just like management. We're having a hard enough time meeting quota for the original requirements and now they add new ones? Geez. Gonna hafta stay late...again.

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  2. Preacher, teach thyself by Randym · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ...the imbalance between the rich and the poor.

    Pretty ironic, considering the immense wealth of the Catholic Church. I think we all know what Jesus would say: "Take all you have and give it to the poor." [Matthew 19:20-22]

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    1. Re:Preacher, teach thyself by chaoticgeek · · Score: 1

      Well I heard they were sack tickling their way into bankruptcy so they won't have all that money anyways.

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  3. Um...not quite. by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 1

    A second-tier priest illustrating a point as part of an interview does NOT translate to the Vatican pronouncing "7 new deadly sins".

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