Miss Landmine 2008
How do you know that you live in a dangerous place? One sign might be that your country is holding a Miss Landmine pageant. The contestants come from Angola's various provinces and are between 19 and 33. Each woman has a profile that lists not only their ages and favorite colors but also when they were injured and what kind of mine claimed their limbs. All the contestants get help to go back to school or to start a small business and best of all the winner gets a new prosthetic limb. Nike, who is sponsoring the event, says that the pageant proves people with disabilities can still be beautiful and that they would be happy to sponsor next year as well since it only cost half as much as usual.
It's me the idle troll again and its time for me to brew up some frosty fucking piss. F1RST P0ST!!!!! WOOT
I was going to post something thoughtful and considered on the subject of the many forms of beauty. But who cares. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, especially after 6 pints of Stella and a kebab.
Stick Men
Who cares what they look like if they can dance mapouka
What with all the formatting changes and the like, and now stories like this, I suppose the time has come to never visit Slashdot again. What the hell's going on? I can't wait to see what poor unfortunates are mocked on this almost unreadable website next!