New Zealand Takes a Battleaxe to Birthday Cake

In a bid to save children from frosting and fun, a New Zealand school has banned bringing birthday cake to school. Principal Megan Bowden says, "Oteha Valley has a large number of pupils born in September and October, and there can be up to four cakes a week in some classes. It had gotten to the point where parents thought they were required to provide a cake for their child's birthday." She adds that since they have defeated cake so easily, the school board plans on tackling the mirth problem next and god willing, smiles by the end of the year.

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You will receive cake after you read this article

[Dude McDude]

Delicious moist cake.

Re:You will receive cake after you read this artic

[Lobster Quadrille]

It's true, my neighbor did it and she got a cake the very next day. My dad's boss did it and won free cupcakes for life.

My dog's previous owner didn't read the article, and has been cakeless for 3 years.