Slashdot Mirror


Elevator Phone Sex *NSFW*

It doesn't get much more awkward than this. This clip has motivated me to work on my meerkat sound.

37 comments

  1. not appropriate, even for Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...not that I haven't seen worse on Slashdot, but can we please try to keep the main stories (yes, I know it's "Idle"), at least a little bit clean here? or do we need to have an Adult category where people can post trash like this?

    I posted as AC, so go ahead with the flames. I'm immune.

    1. Re:not appropriate, even for Slashdot by Harry+Balzack · · Score: 1

      Of course, you are right! Let's keep the conversations limited to techno stuff...still it was pretty funny from a strickly ADULT point of view. Trash seems a little strident, but heaven forbid any of the litle techno geeks might get the wrong idea of fair use for Twinkes!

    2. Re:not appropriate, even for Slashdot by dasheiff · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It would have been nice if the punch line was atleast tech or nerd related.

    3. Re:not appropriate, even for Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You know NSFW means "Not Safe For Work" right? Well maybe you don't, it's more of a fark thing, but anyway, it does. This is the indicator that it's "adult"

    4. Re:not appropriate, even for Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What?! This was the best thing for morale I've seen in a long time, laughter is the best motivator IMO and I feel pretty motivated right now.

      I think this is a wholly appropriate place for this type of content, and it was rightly labeled NSFW (which means Not Safe For Work). Heed the warnings and you'll be fine. No need for an Adult section that is easily blocked by IT.

    5. Re:not appropriate, even for Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have the rest of the internet as a source of porn, and appeal to my lowest common demoninator (which I throughly enjoy). I come to slashdot for more cerebral stuff - and my hand is tired - so can we ditch the 'NSFW' stuff please?
      posted as AC (cos I haven't created an account yet).

    6. Re:not appropriate, even for Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds like you have too much sand in your vagina, you might want to have a doctor check it out.

  2. meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    idle.slashdot.org sucks. Period.

    1. Re:meh by NiceGeek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah if I wanted to see this crap, I'd go to Digg.

    2. Re:meh by ArcherB · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah if I wanted to see this crap, I'd go to Digg.

      Or you could just go to idle.... or not. It's your choice. No one is forcing you click on idle. Just stay on the main page and no one gets hurt.

      --
      There is no "I disagree" mod for a reason. Flamebait, Troll, and Overrated are not substitutes.
    3. Re:meh by dapho · · Score: 1

      Head in the sand, etc..

    4. Re:meh by eddy_crim · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bollox! idle.slashdot.org is diverting effort and resources away from making good parts of slashdot better.

      Its also likely to make it blocked on crappy company firewalls if its starts posting NSFW crap.

        99% of the internet is NSFW i come to slashdot to get away from this shite

      --
      hmmm.
    5. Re:meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it was on the main page, on the right side.

  3. long ride by Cyko_01 · · Score: 1

    that's one tall building. It took over 2 minutes to get to his floor

  4. This blows. by Renderer+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    Get rid of idle.

    1. Re:This blows. by ArcherB · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Get rid of idle.

      Or.... you could just not click on it.

      --
      There is no "I disagree" mod for a reason. Flamebait, Troll, and Overrated are not substitutes.
  5. FINALLY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm so glad this page is here! Now there's somewhere for me to watch stupid juvenile sexual "comedy" on the internet!

    Whomever at /. decided that idle was a good idea needs a donkey punch in the neck.

  6. NSFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not Suitable For Slashdot

  7. Don't you remember this? by alex4point0 · · Score: 0

    http://www.mechanicalcat.net/richard/log/Python/Why_there_s_few_women_in_IT

    Leave the NSFW tags for the somethingawful forums. /. should work out if it wants to pander to the low-brow, undergrad audience. Maybe it has.

    --
    By the time you finish reading this sentence will end.
    1. Re:Don't you remember this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this was awsome

      fuck u pr00d

  8. hahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    whats funnier, the video or the comments?

    Keep in mind, it wasn't like the link to it was hiding something.

  9. Front page? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I don't need a widget reminding me of the things I come to Slashdot to get away from. Especially not a mindless video widget. Especially not on Slashdot. Just no.

  10. Yeah, I almost... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    laughed.

    Christ, samzenpus and other slashdot "editors". You have personal blogs, email, IRC, etc for this shit. That's what everybody else does.

    "Idle" is a completely stillborn, no-go, & unneeded idea. Get rid of it.

    Or at least re-invent it with some content that's mildly geek-related, like math/coding/science puzzles & humour.

  11. Woops by rmadmin · · Score: 1

    As if this wasn't weird enough. I didn't realize I had left a digitally imported vocal trance stream running in the back ground. So my version had some nice music to it. Woo.. what a hoot. =D

  12. Feature request - when do we get to vote on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..the main article?

    (Posting AC out of shame.)

  13. Oh great. by haeger · · Score: 1

    A little more of this stuff and they'll block slashdot at work. Then what am I supposed to do... :-/

    .haeger

    --
    You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. -- Harlan Ellison
    1. Re:Oh great. by againjj · · Score: 1

      Why are you clicking on it? What part of *NSFW* is unclear?

    2. Re:Oh great. by haeger · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nothing. But the company buys block-lists from somewhere and when sites start showing NSFW content it's going to be blocked sooner or later. Doesn't matter if I click it or not.

      .haeger

      --
      You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. -- Harlan Ellison
  14. Not even funny by dastrike · · Score: 1

    This is not even funny. Just pathetic. If you want to go down this path, do it so good. This is just half-arsed.

    --
    while true; do eject; eject -t; done
  15. I laughed...but by greymond · · Score: 1

    But why is this here? It's not really something I want to see on slashdot. I am perfectly comfortable browsing funny youtube videos on youtube as well as other social sites and friend's email links. When I come to slashdot I prefer to see "News for nerds. Stuff that matters."

  16. WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean really that is some sick perverted shit... but I laughed so hard I nearly puked.

  17. Right Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This was fantastic. If this isn't the perfect example of what the Idle section is for, I don't know what is. So Awesome! Keep it coming. Nothing breaks the monotony of tech news all day long like a good funny clip like this one. I love the new section. Anyone having a problem with this post, or crying about this section's removal is just having a problem with change. They'll warm up to it.

    1. Re:Right Right by Pvt_Ryan · · Score: 1

      well, I read an article about how to arrange gadget chargers on /. main, and i watched this video.

      The video was the better of the 2

  18. You know what "NSFW" is, right? by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    Not Safe For Work as any fule kno.

    --
    No sig today...
  19. What is this, "Worst of the web?" by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    Without exception these are the least amusing videos on the 'net.

    --
    No sig today...
  20. Fuck my karma by u38cg · · Score: 1
    Please get this shit off Slashdot. Are you really under so much fucking pressure to sell page impressions? Maybe you should consider walking away and going back to doing it right.

    Remember this?

    --
    [FUCK BETA]