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Kidstoned Chewable Valium

Posted by samzenpus on from the it's-nap-time dept.

My grandma just gave us schnapps.

16 comments

  1. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously, yes!

  2. Crickey by Demiansmark · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This must be at least 10 years old, I know it's Idle but are we just grabbing random old videos from Ebaums and throwing it up here.

    1. Re:Crickey by sakdoctor · · Score: 1

      Since ebaums was all stolen content anyway, this really is older than the internet.
      I hope that soon I will be able to see a range of lolcats on slashdot too.

  3. Get rid of samzenpus! by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Slashdot, for the love of your user base, for the love of my sanity, please get rid of samzenpus and idle! This place is quickly becoming a shithole.

    1. Re:Get rid of samzenpus! by fbjon · · Score: 1

      For the love of the rest of the user base, stop reading idle!

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    2. Re:Get rid of samzenpus! by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      What. Exactly. Is your problem? You can Turn off Idle in your user preferences. Idle stories make it to the front page once a week. An Idle sidebox might appear every few page refreshes on the right side of the screen.

      No one is forcing you to come here. The section is called "IDLE". Once again, what is your problem, specifically.

      Sure, people can dislike Idle, but frankly, I see no legitimate reason for the level of complaint I see in the comments and tags sections of any Idle story I happen to saunter over to.

      In my opinion, most people complaining about Idle are probably haughty type geeks who have a very superior view of Slashdot and the "Slashdot culture". They feel this place is the geek equivalent of a "Gentlemen's Club".

      Well guess what. It's is the equivalent of a Gentlemen's Club. And arseing away time on trivialities is 90% of what such clubs are about. So be glad that Slashdot keeps such activities to an appropriate minimum.

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    3. Re:Get rid of samzenpus! by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 1

      Really? I've turned it off everywhere I could find. It's still there in the top right. Idle Pics. Idle Vids.

    4. Re:Get rid of samzenpus! by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Turn off the "random content" slashboxes.

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    5. Re:Get rid of samzenpus! by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 1

      Thanks, but I still see this above the summaries:

      "Idle.slashdot.org is a total waste of your time. Never go there."

    6. Re:Get rid of samzenpus! by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Some stains take more work to remove. Vegetable oil works wonders on getting oil-based paint off of tiles.
      Grease and a bit of work should do you fine.

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  4. Schnaps is written with one 'p'. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Schnaps is german and written with one 'p', ignoramus!

    1. Re:Schnaps is written with one 'p'. by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Snaps is Danish and does not start with 'Sch' unless you have had too many.

    2. Re:Schnaps is written with one 'p'. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No ... Danish is Danish although its called wienerbrød in Danish ...

  5. Actually, valium is a benzodiazepine... by Chembal · · Score: 2, Informative

    Valium (Diazepam) is actually a benzodiazepine derivative drug. Barbiturates are different. Funny video, though. :)

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