King of Bling Posted by samzenpus on Friday September 19, 2008 @05:35AM from the none-more-shiny dept. He's not allowed to swim without the aid of a personal flotation device.
if you killed this dude and tried to take his cross, the hair on his chest would cling to it with the strength of god. if you did, somehow, manage to get it away from him, his nipples would cry tears of oily body goo.
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Great pic. I've long said that the difference between a man and a woman is:
A 6', 120-lbs supermodel walks down the beach and thinks her ass is fat.
A fat, hairy guy in a speedo walks down the beach and thinks, "I'm a sexy beast."
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that thing looks like the Cross of Coronado