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Do Not Lick Walls

Posted by samzenpus on from the for-your-safety dept.

The schnozberries taste like schnozberries.

8 comments

  1. Haha by Rinisari · · Score: 1

    An oldie but goodie. Been using it as my forum avatar since while I was still in college.

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  2. Unwashed walls by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

    Unwashed walls? What? Is licking washed walls really any better?

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    1. Re:Unwashed walls by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      because... you get your daily intake of cleaning solvent if they're washed - and you can always get your schnozberries from the source..

  3. If it's unsafe by ngordon82 · · Score: 1

    Well if it's not safe I guess I can stop... the walls just taste so good...

    1. Re:If it's unsafe by emandres · · Score: 1

      So that's what happened to that kid in kindergarten eating paste!

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  4. Cancer by Hottie+Parms · · Score: 1

    This, in conjunction with a sign saying: "WARNING THIS AREA CONTAINS A CHEMICAL KNOWN TO THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA TO CAUSE CANCER" would be quite interesting. Those cancer signs are freaking everywhere in the Bay Area...

  5. Markov Cheney strikes again! by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    Please do not litter or spit - the Mgmt.

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  6. As Penny Arcade says... by jazzduck · · Score: 1

    "You ate a lot of paint as a kid, huh?" - Tycho "You mean wall candy?" - Gabe

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