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Clean Your Colon For Dollars

Posted by samzenpus on from the brown-for-green dept.

You know things are rough when this comes up on a jobs list. All you have to do is try a colon cleaning product, keep a photo (or video) diary and a daily written journal about your experiences. You can make $100 for your write-up and photos or $250 for write-up and videos. At last there is someone who will appreciate my collection of short films.

4 comments

  1. Job by silgaun · · Score: 0

    Talk about a shitty job

  2. Smells like teen spirit.. by Kleen13 · · Score: 1

    What would your job title be if you changed careers to colon cleansing evaluator? Beta Tester?

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  3. i'd do it by weirdcrashingnoises · · Score: 1

    i would take the job but i'm afraid of being funny.

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    1. Re:i'd do it by WK2 · · Score: 1

      "Don't be afraid to be funny in your write-up; let's face it, colon cleaning is a funny topic! "

      Unfortunately, the blog that the summary links to links to a craigslist ad, which presumably had the contact address. And for some reason, craigslist removed the post. It is unfortunate. I would have done this for a month for $250.

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