Posted by
samzenpus
on from the breaking-the-tension dept.
I bet this kind of thing happens all the time when you work on the bomb squad.
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Not on the Bomb Squad!
by
Gerafix
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· Score: 1, Funny
This does not happen on the bomb squad. I am a former ex-bomb squad member from Bella Coola, British Columbia, and we take our positions very seriously. When we train, we train hard. We do not play, until after we are done training, and then we play hard. I remember one dark cool night along the streets of Bella Coola's downtown, when five of us bomb squad members were just leaving a local pub. We had enjoyed many a drink of real Canadian beer (made with real Canadian water and barley). That is when we heard tell-tale ticking of a C4 explosive timer. We got into position with the greatest of ease, and set up barricades preventing debris from injuring innocent civilians. When it came time to disable the device, we nodded at each other knowing that this may be our last night in the existence of this universe. But between you and me, something amazing happened. And now I can talk to animals, its totally cool, but totally secret. And you know what, life has never been the same.
Re:Not on the Bomb Squad!
by
Rod+Beauvex
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· Score: 1
Umm, I don't think you can do a reverse Wild Thornberries.
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This does not happen on the bomb squad. I am a former ex-bomb squad member from Bella Coola, British Columbia, and we take our positions very seriously. When we train, we train hard. We do not play, until after we are done training, and then we play hard. I remember one dark cool night along the streets of Bella Coola's downtown, when five of us bomb squad members were just leaving a local pub. We had enjoyed many a drink of real Canadian beer (made with real Canadian water and barley). That is when we heard tell-tale ticking of a C4 explosive timer. We got into position with the greatest of ease, and set up barricades preventing debris from injuring innocent civilians. When it came time to disable the device, we nodded at each other knowing that this may be our last night in the existence of this universe. But between you and me, something amazing happened. And now I can talk to animals, its totally cool, but totally secret. And you know what, life has never been the same.
Learn your memes!
Sincerely, /b/tard
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