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Japanese Man Petitions to Marry Comic Book Wife

Posted by samzenpus on from the love-the-one-you're-with dept.

An extremely lonely Japanese man has started a campaign to allow marriages between humans and cartoon characters, saying he feels more at ease in the "two-dimensional world." "I am no longer interested in three dimensions. I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world. However, that seems impossible with present-day technology. Therefore, at the very least, would it be possible to legally authorize marriage with a two-dimensional character?" he wrote. Hundreds of equally isolated people have joined his campaign so far.

5 comments

  1. Um...ok? by mcfatboy93 · · Score: 1

    sure lets say i want to get married to some disney princess. how many other people try to do the same thing for the same drawing. If you drew the cartoon character thats another story.

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    1. Re:Um...ok? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's when divorce the cheating whore and put her through the shredder.

    2. Re:Um...ok? by VeNoM0619 · · Score: 1

      Better yet, would it be illegal to marry underage 2D girls? Although in Japan, underage cartoon porn is legal, but marrying underage is still illegal.

      BRB I think my head is exploding with an infinite loop.

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  2. from the stuck-together-pages dept. by rakslice · · Score: 1

    When I said I wanted my next girlfriend to be more one-dimensional that was not what I had in mind... =)

  3. I'm going to marry her! by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

    I bought a GPS unit a couple months ago.

    quote my mother: "Everywhere I go that stupid woman keeps badgering me"
    me: "I'm going to marry her!"

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