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Did Someone Order a Bear?

Posted by samzenpus on from the do-not-want dept.

I'd shut the door faster if I were you.

2 comments

  1. Scare it off! by notanatheist · · Score: 1

    Seriously, young bears scare easily. Run it off so it doesn't come foraging. The human species can be so dumb at times. While they may be cool to see the harm they can do to you or your belongings won't be funny. Oh, and don't threaten the young ones if mom is around. You'll get an ass beating for that.

    1. Re:Scare it off! by arizwebfoot · · Score: 1

      Oh, and don't threaten the young ones if mom is around. You'll get an ass beating for that.

      Actually, you'd get an ass chewing.

      Bwahahahahaha

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      Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.