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Man Keeps Watching Porn As Apartment Burns

Posted by samzenpus on from the keep-your-eye-on-the-prize dept.

Steven Flaugher is facing a misdemeanor charge for negligent handling of burning materials after his stove caught some plastic on fire. Mr. Flaugher didn't try to put the fire out or call for help. Police say he had been drinking and was too busy watching porn. I'm shocked that the fire was caused by the stove and not friction.

4 comments

  1. facepalm.jpg by zobier · · Score: 1

    Since idle has a different format to the rest of /., can we please post image replies? It might make it actually worth visiting.

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    1. Re:facepalm.jpg by s.bots · · Score: 1

      Here's what I have to say about all the idle complaints:
       
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    2. Re:facepalm.jpg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Danger Wank".

  2. wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that must have been some really good porn... where can I get a copy?