Watermelon Lament Posted by samzenpus on Thursday December 4, 2008 @06:14AM from the it-was-the-best-of-picnics-it-was-the-worst-of-picnics dept. The problem with finding the perfect watermelon is the profound sadness that comes with knowing that you'll never taste one as good again.
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Watermelon is pants! It tastes like frosty piss.