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India To Launch Cow Urine Soft Drink

Posted by samzenpus on from the you-can-really-taste-the-urine dept.

India's Hindu nationalist movement is developing a new soft drink made from cow urine. The Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), India's biggest and oldest Hindu nationalist group, is in the final stages of development for the pee pop. Om Prakash, the head of the department, said "Don't worry, it won't smell like urine and will be tasty, too. Its USP will be that it's going to be very healthy. It won't be like carbonated drinks and would be devoid of any toxins." I hope this becomes popular enough that I can collect and sell all the old trucker bombs lying in the ditch on my way to work.

3 comments

  1. devoid of any toxins? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since when does urine not have toxins?

    1. Re:devoid of any toxins? by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Compared to non-filtered water in crowded places maybe?

      Filtred thru a cow damnit!

  2. This is bullshit !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well this is bullshit...I always thought slashdot was kind of hangout place for geeks and tech freaks... but not this crap please...Next i guess you would publish a report of a chicago man making toothpaste out of his pooo...

    Well Indians don't come from Mars so stop this shit !!