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Stranger Hits Man At His Own Funeral
Nicole Marie Loretta Leonard, 25, has been charged with disturbing a funeral and disorderly conduct. She danced in front of the service, waved a wand around the casket, opened the lid, laid her hands on the deceased's head and struck the body with a wand. Tammy Fausel said her family were shocked at what happened during her uncle's service. "Everybody was just kind of flabbergasted. They didn't know what was going on," she said. When police asked Nicole why she acted the way she did, she said, "she felt that it was the right thing to do at the time." That's right Nicole, go with your gut.
She could have been like all the other wackos and said that she did it for religious reasons.
Nothing good ever comes from giving your kid two middle names.
She seems to be suffering from early-onset JPEG overcompression.
*Hits with a wand* "You are now resurrected....hum... why does it work in wow and not here???"
She's hot, even overcompressed.